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RAGE. I'm currently not feeling up to arguing with this one >.<

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"Nuff said?" Really? This is what - the 345,983,298th time you've promised to leave! Drama whore, you love it!
You are a "User of Big Numbers" therefore you are satanic, and going to hell.


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i never knew grown men could be so dumb. Your IQ's must be below 100. Its rediculous. You can see viruses in a microscope, that doesn't mean it is satinist. Open your eyes you dumb pieces of shit. Im only sixteen yet im smarter than everyone on this forum. wow
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God wrote the Bible thousands of years ago.
Some say Moses wrote it, while God dictated. So that statement could be wrong!
Why would he write himself in third person? (Genesis 1:1)

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Son, you are not going to get me to start trying to 'draw a semicircle with string' until you build a car with liquid water. HELLO, we aren't dumb here! 3.14 is closer to 3.00 than it is to 3.20.
That was a good one... 3.14 is 0.06 from 3.20 and its 0.14 from 3.00 so its actually closer to 3.20. Its not a high number so you should be able to handle this...

That youtube video you posted ("If atheists ruled the world") made me laugh, it just shows how ignorant the youth is in the Baptist world...

And the other video ("I Built A Prayer Amplifier"), he actually claims that the brain is in the head... I bet you guys have to torch him for that.. Is he queer?? He sounds like it and looks like it...

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1. Samuel 2:8 - For the pillars of the earth are the LORD’s,
and on them he has set the world.

Where are those pillars located, it seems like I got the wrong world atlas??

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You hippies crack me up. I just finished eating a rare steak. It was delicious.
Leviticus 19:26 - Ye shall not eat any thing with the blood.
Leviticus 17:14 - For it is the life of all flesh; the blood of it is for the life thereof: therefore I said unto the children of Israel, Ye shall eat the blood of no manner of flesh: for the life of all flesh is the blood thereof: whosoever eateth it shall be cut off.

I bet that was a pretty dry rare steak then??

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I just read Leviticus 14 and it seems like a big ritual, and then I noticed in 54 to 57 that if you i.e. twist an ancle and it raises - its concidered as leprosy. You must have alot to do as priests, doctors at the hospital must be very glad for your services, that you can give people the right diagnose with the help of an old book...

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Just because some egghead can make an iPod or construct a skyscraper is not proof that God did not create the Earth.
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Henrik...is that as in Ibsen?

You do know that Satan had a special place for late 19th century century/early 20th century atheist playwrights like Ibsen and Shaw, correct? Or are you too tarded to understand this?
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No sir, my sirname is not Ibsen.
Im sorry that you are mocking me as I use the holy bible and Gods good word to show that some of you are wrong too...

Tertius The Scribe, maybe you worship satan so that it makes you blind to the true words from the Lord. Its so sad to see, I hope that the Lord will shine his love on you the ignorant.

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Animal breeders

People who try create new breeds of animals are attempting to engage in satanic evolutionism. They even claim to have evolved their own breeds, like poodles, for example. The truth is they just captured wild poodles.
The good Lord doesn't say it's not possible the Lord says that its not acceptable.

Leviticus 19:19 - Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee.

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Evilution owned.

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The test of any theory is whether or not it provides answers to basic questions. Some well-meaning, but misguided, people think evolution is a reasonable theory to explain man’s questions about the universe. Evolution is not a good theory—it is just a pagan religion masquerading as science. The following questions were distributed to the 750-plus people who attended my debate at Winona State University in Winona, Minnesota, on January 9, 1993. (The videotaped debate is #6, $9.95.) Questions added since the debate remarked with an asterisk (*).
  1. Where did the space for the universe come from?
  2. Where did matter come from?
  3. Where did the laws of the universe come from (gravity, inertia, etc.)?
  4. How did matter get so perfectly organized?
  5. Where did the energy come from to do all the organizing?
  6. When, where, why, and how did life come from non-living matter?
  7. When, where, why, and how did life learn to reproduce itself?
  8. With what did the first cell capable of sexual reproduction reproduce?
  9. Why would any plant or animal want to reproduce more of its kind since this would only make more mouths to feed and decrease the chances of survival? (Does the individual have a drive to survive, or the species? How do you explain this?)
  10. How can mutations (recombining of the genetic code) create any new, improved varieties? (Recombining English letters will never produce Chinese books.)
  11. Is it possible that similarities in design between different animals prove a common Creator instead of a common ancestor?
  12. Natural selection only works with the genetic information available and tends only to keep a species stable. How would you explain the increasing complexity in the genetic code that must have occurred if evolution were true?
  13. When, where, why, and how did:
    • Single-celled plants become multi-celled? (Where are the two and three-celled intermediates?)
    • Single-celled animals evolve?
    • Fish change to amphibians?
    • Amphibians change to reptiles
    • Reptiles change to birds? (The lungs, bones, eyes, reproductive organs, heart, method of locomotion, body covering, etc., are all very different!)
    • How did the intermediate forms live?
  14. When, where, why, how, and from what did:
    • Whales evolve?
    • Sea horses evolve?
    • Bats evolve?
    • Eyes evolve?
    • Ears evolve?
    • Hair, skin, feathers, scales, nails, claws, etc., evolve?
  15. Which evolved first (how, and how long; did it work without the others)?
    • The digestive system, the food to be digested, the appetite, the ability to find and eat the food, the digestive juices, or the body’s resistance to its own digestive juice (stomach, intestines, etc.)?
    • The drive to reproduce or the ability to reproduce?
    • The lungs, the mucus lining to protect them, the throat, or the perfect mixture of gases to be breathed into the lungs?
    • DNA or RNA to carry the DNA message to cell parts?
    • The termite or the flagella in its intestines that actually digest the cellulose?
    • The plants or the insects that live on and pollinate the plants?
    • The bones, ligaments, tendons, blood supply, or muscles to move the bones?
    • The nervous system, repair system, or hormone system?
    • The immune system or the need for it? 16.There are many thousands of examples of symbiosis that defy an evolutionary explanation. Why must we teach students that evolution is the only explanation for these relationships?
  16. How would evolution explain mimicry? Did the plants and animals develop mimicry by chance, by their intelligent choice, or by design?
  17. When, where, why, and how did man evolve feelings? Love, mercy, guilt, etc. would never evolve in the theory of evolution.
  18. *How did photosynthesis evolve?
  19. *How did thought evolve?
  20. *How did flowering plants evolve, and from that?
  21. *What kind of evolutionist are you? Why are you not one of the other eight or ten kinds?
  22. What would you have said fifty years ago if I told you I had a living coelacanth in my aquarium?
  23. *Is there one clear prediction of macroevolution that has proved true?
  24. *What is so scientific about the idea of hydrogen as becoming human?
  25. *Do you honestly believe that everything came from nothing?
    After you have answered the preceding questions, please look carefully at your answers and thoughtfully consider the following questions.
  26. Are you sure your answers are reasonable, right, and scientifically provable, or do you just believe that it may have happened the way you have answered? (Do these answers reflect your religion or your science?)
  27. Do your answers show more or less faith than the person who says, "God must have designed it"?
  28. Is it possible that an unseen Creator designed this universe? If God is excluded at the beginning of the discussion by your definition of science, how could it be shown that He did create the universe if He did?
  29. Is it wise and fair to present the theory of evolution to students as fact?
  30. What is the end result of a belief in evolution (lifestyle, society, attitude about others, eternal destiny, etc.)?
  31. Do people accept evolution because of the following factors?
    • It is all they have been taught.
    • They like the freedom from God (no moral absolutes, etc.).
    • They are bound to support the theory for fear of losing their job or status or grade point average.
    • They are too proud to admit they are wrong.
    • Evolution is the only philosophy that can be used to justify their political agenda.
  32. Should we continue to use outdated, disproved, questionable, or inconclusive evidences to support the theory of evolution because we don’t have a suitable substitute (Piltdown man, recapitulation, archaeopteryx, Lucy, Java man, Neanderthal man, horse evolution, vestigial organs, etc.)?
  33. Should parents be allowed to require that evolution not be taught as fact in their school system unless equal time is given to other theories of origins (like divine creation)?
  34. What are you risking if you are wrong? As one of my debate opponents said, "Either there is a God or there is not. Both possibilities are frightening."
  35. Why are many evolutionists afraid of the idea of creationism being presented in public schools? If we are not supposed to teach religion in schools, then why not get evolution out of the textbooks? It is just a religious worldview.
  36. Aren’t you tired of faith in a system that cannot be true? Wouldn’t it be great to know the God who made you, and to accept His love and forgiveness?
  37. Would you be interested, if I showed you from the Bible, how to have your sins forgiven and how to know for sure that you are going to Heaven? If so, call me.
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Eh, still no atheist has tried to take on this challenge.
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Ugh... I could write an essay on how I believe your wrong.

Here are some responses to some of the statements

Brain surgeons: The Bible doesn't say everything literally. Jesus once said something along the lines of "Be quite and let your dead bury your dead." By this he ment the dead in sprite are to bury the dead in life. Now, in the Bible, it says that your heart is your mind. By this, the Bible most likely means the adjective heart (E.G. The good in heart, "you broke my heart", "a tender heart") is your mind. [Your conscience should judge what you do.]

People who Believe in Other Planets and the Moon Landing Hoax: I see a moon in the sky. If there is a moon, there most likely are other large objects in space

Anyone who uses Insulin: diabetics people need extra insulin to live. Are you saying God doesn't love diabetics?

People who believe that stars can be more than 6000 light-years away: Jesus once turned water into wine. Wine takes a while to make, and Jesus made wine already made. God could have made stars with light that was much far in it's journey to the earth.

Farmers: By eating, you support farmers. Above you clearly stated: "The following groups of people CANNOT BE TRUSTED. Do not read anything they write, or use any device that they have invented." Guess what? I see that you eat ALOT.
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People who Believe in Other Planets and the Moon Landing Hoax: I see a moon in the sky. If there is a moon, there most likely are other large objects in space
That makes no sense at all. That's like saying there is a God, there must be more than one. Well, that statement wouldn't be based on fact, would it?
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Farmers: By eating, you support farmers. Above you clearly stated: "The following groups of people CANNOT BE TRUSTED. Do not read anything they write, or use any device that they have invented." Guess what? I see that you eat ALOT (not a word).
Farmers didn't invent food, God did.
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Listen, witch.

If those Scientists had an ounce of common since, they would put away their test tubes and their Bunsen burners, and they would open their Bibles, amen. They aren't going to learn the truth by pointing a telescope up at the firmament, running a Geiger counter over a bunch of rocks, or by scraping skin cells off a salamander.

They can only learn the Truth about the world by reading the Word of the One who created the world (that would be the Bible, for you slow unsaved folks reading this). That's real research into the History and Scientific Facts of the World.

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hey jackass, if it wasn't for those scientists, you and your mother would quite probably have died in childbirth
Well, aren't you just a poop that never flushed!
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James Hutchins totally burned me. ouch. yup. uh-huh.
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The irony of my directed comment went right over your head, I apologize for being so obtuse.

Try this on:
Grow up, come back when you are out of diapers and have some form of education.
I endeavor to not use foul language. Unlike you, I did not grow up in a gutter.
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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
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The irony of my directed comment went right over your head, I apologize for being so obtuse.

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Grow up, come back when you are out of diapers and have some form of education.
I endeavor to not use foul language. Unlike you, I did not grow up in a gutter.
At age 13, I'm willing to wager I am a good deal smarter than most people on this website, and I most certainly do not live in a gutter. I do not need you to explain the nature of your comment to me either. Please leave me alone and try to pull your head out of your ass so you can smell the human revolution. It's going on right now, and you are obsolete. Happy 21st century!
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At age 13, I'm willing to wager I am a good deal smarter than most people on this website, and I most certainly do not live in a gutter. I do not need you to explain the nature of your comment to me either. Please leave me alone and try to pull your head out of your ass so you can smell the human revolution. It's going on right now, and you are obsolete. Happy 21st century!
You really have no idea. A precocious 13YO. You may be smarter than some on this web site though that is not a stretch as a lot of absolute morons come on it. So we have established you are smarter than a moron, congratulations, that is one heck of an accomplishment to be proud of. Too bad your parents do not care, for that matter, neither does anyone else.
If you understood my comments, you would of responded appropriately, alas, your mind is too damaged and infertile to see it.
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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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At age 13, I'm willing to wager I am a good deal smarter than most people on this website
Then why aren't you saved in Christ yet?
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