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John's gospel should say, the Words were made flesh, or the Word was made-flesh.
Word is singular. Flesh is singular. The phrase "was made" is in the past tense. John is telling us that in the past, the Word was made flesh. I think you're failing to comprehend what John is saying.

Perhaps it would benefit you to revisit the 4th grade, specifically to learn basic English grammar.
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Perhaps it would benefit you to revisit the 4th grade, specifically to learn basic English grammar.
I went to a Christian school. We did not have time for trivialities like English grammar. We had to concentrate our minds on more important matters, such as religion and the next spanking. One of my teachers - and this is no lie - was Christian Derek A. Slade MA (Oxon).



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I went to a Christian school. We did not have time for trivialities like English grammar.
How were you to read the Bible if you didn't understand proper English grammar?
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How were you to read the Bible if you didn't understand proper English grammar?
Do you mean read, learn, understand, and draw one's own conclusions, like rational intelligent human beings? I don't think we were taught to do that.

You might be surprised at what passes for an education in Great Britain.
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You might be surprised at what passes for an education in Great Britain.
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If God wrote the Bible (which he certainly did not) was he color-blind or forgetful?

He seems to have the colors confused of the robe Jesus (piss be upon him) wore:

Matthew 27:28



28And they stripped him, and put on him a scarlet robe.


John 19:2


2And the soldiers platted a crown of thorns, and put it on his head, and they put on him a purple robe


Just so we are clear, THIS is scarlet and THIS is purple.


Well? Can anyone answer this?
First of all, "piss be upon him?"

How can you claim to want peace for our Lord while simultaneously attempting to discredit the Good News of His life and teachings?

Secondly, and this shouldn't even need explaining, scarlet, i.e., red, is very close on the color spectrum to purple. How hard is it for you to grasp the concept that one author (inspired by God, of course) might look at a reddish purple robe and say, "That's a scarlet robe," while another author (also, of course, inspired by Almighty God) might look at the same reddish purple robe and say, "That's a purple robe!"

Let me also remind you that Jesus does not need your condescending, sanctimonious wish for peace to be "upon him," for He is the Prince of Peace:

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"For unto us a Child is born, unto us a Son is given; and the government will be upon His shoulder. And His name will be called Wonderful, Counselor, Mighty God, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace" (Isaiah 9:6)

Wishing for Jesus to have peace is like wishing for the ocean to be wet or for a Chinaman to be sly.

PLEASE NOTE: Jesus being the Prince of Peace should in no way be interpreted an endorsement of pacifism or other forms of cowardice:

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“Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I have not come to bring peace, but a sword."
You're not the only one who has a sword, Abdul!
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If God says purple is red, who am I to disagree?
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If God wrote the Bible (which he certainly did not) was he color-blind or forgetful?

He seems to have the colors confused of the robe Jesus (piss be upon him) wore:

Matthew 27:28



28And they stripped him, and put on him a scarlet robe.


John 19:2


2And the soldiers platted a crown of thorns, and put it on his head, and they put on him a purple robe


Just so we are clear, THIS is scarlet and THIS is purple.


Well? Can anyone answer this?
They never said it was the same robe. You lack basic reading comprehension skills.
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I don't see the problem here.
he's making it an issue to really prove that God didn't exist.. HAHA shame on him..
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Just so we are clear, THIS is scarlet and THIS is purple.


Well? Can anyone answer this?

How I laughed!
Avatar the belly print yon epileptic snake?
.Charlatan the pope can-can??
..Gabbling in his head Mohammed cave???
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Just so we are clear, [B][COLOR=Red]THIS[/COLOR][/B] is scarlet and [COLOR=Indigo][B]THIS[/B][/COLOR] is purple.
THIS is scarlet NOT RED
THIS is purple NOT INDIGO
WHAT a moron THERE IS NO CONTRADICTION AT ALL
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