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Old 08-01-2010, 11:09 PM
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Satan's music comes in all kinds of forms, as varied as they are revolting. From folk music turning people into lesbians:


to rap music turning people into prostitutes:


to quirky indie pop turning young children into lazy welfare bums leeching off Big Government (note the red flag):


to more rap music, but turning Celtic people into alcoholics this time (not that it takes much):


God hates the lot of it and the whole filthy business should be given a wide berth.
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This song has recently come to my attention. The demon bandleader's intention is clear.

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I'm surprised this didn't pop up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVToZfaGCTw

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I'm surprised this didn't pop up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVToZfaGCTw

The name say's it all
I thought this one was more accurate as to the kinesiology of a full bladder.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DacxAfN_T-Y
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"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts"

NEVER listen to that song.

This version quite obviously has homersexural connotation.

'i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
there they are standing in a row
big ones small ones some as big as your head
give 'em a twist
a flick of the wrist
that's wut the show man said'


but also more than alludes to cheap male prostitution, not only with some of the above lyric but also this:

"singing rolly bowly ball a penny a pinch"

It does not help that Danny Kaye is singing it either.



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i heards that Mr.Prince not allows his musicks on them youtubes an stuff, an that be real goods cuz my momma lurve his musicks, an it all be nawty musicks

Mr.Prince be a very bad man cuz even tho he only 4 foots tall, he gots them bedroom eyes that make the girls an boys swoons, an he be a jewhova witless, he be all kinds of evils!

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i heards that Mr.Prince not allows his musicks on them youtubes an stuff, an that be real goods cuz my momma lurve his musicks, an it all be nawty musicks

Mr.Prince be a very bad man cuz even tho he only 4 foots tall, he gots them bedroom eyes that make the girls an boys swoons, an he be a jewhova witless, he be all kinds of evils!

Yes, Petal, everything you say about the Artist Formerly Known As The Artist Formerly Known As Prince is true. But you have to remember, his "heyday" was a long time ago, and nowadays, his fan base is mostly confined to wheelchairs and the Alzheimer's Ward. Mr. Former is far less of a threat than he once was.
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Folks, I know there are a thousand threads on LBC about music, but I think this one may be VITAL to Saving our Souls!

I want to compile a list of songs that could send you straight to HELL if you listen to them (accidentally or not).

Please help with this important service by adding your addition.

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******** Please DO NOT LISTEN or watch these vids as they are very sexshural !!! *************

Please excuse me if the vids don't work as I posted them with my eyes closed.

I'll start

A Little More - Dr. Hook



Afternoon Delight





Please excuse me if the vids don't work as I posted them with my eyes closed.
HAHAAHAHAhahahaHAHaHAHAHahaHAHaHaHa you've ahahaah yo ahahahahahah you hate hehehe shrimps? ahahahahahaHHAHHAHAHAhAhAhaHAHAHAHaHaHAH Claiming that hahahaha that god hates them. hahahahHHAHAHHhahAhAHAHAAHAHaHaHAHaHaHAH.
BibleThumpinBlonde: What are you talking about? God totally hates shrimps I can prove it that it says that in the bible I just can't remember on what page it says that but that don't matter, you can trust me it's not like I've been sent to prison or something like that.
Me: HAhahAHaHAHaHHaHHaHahhahAhaHaHaHaHaHaHaHAHaHHAhahh aha
Even your name is rather odd let's take BibleThumpinBlonde and take away one "T" and BibleHumpinBlonde is born and baptized.
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HAHAAHAHAhahahaHAHaHAHAHahaHAHaHaHa you've ahahaah yo ahahahahahah you hate hehehe shrimps? ahahahahahaHHAHHAHAHAhAhAhaHAHAHAHaHaHAH Claiming that hahahaha that god hates them. hahahahHHAHAHHhahAhAHAHAAHAHaHaHAHaHaHAH.
BibleThumpinBlonde: What are you talking about? God totally hates shrimps I can prove it that it says that in the bible I just can't remember on what page it says that but that don't matter, you can trust me it's not like I've been sent to prison or something like that.
Me: HAhahAHaHAHaHHaHHaHahhahAhaHaHaHaHaHaHaHAHaHHAhahh aha
Even your name is rather odd let's take BibleThumpinBlonde and take away one "T" and BibleHumpinBlonde is born and baptized.
Stop trying to make sexual adavances to BibleThumpinBlonde you whore chaser pervert.

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I will have to admit that when I first heard this song on the TV I believed it to be from MTV, Ministry's Television, and I heard only a small bit of it. I was taken by the seemingly Biblical and Evangelical tone that I went out and bought 6 copies of the DVD of the album. I mean it was produced by a group called Genesis and I thought that I could share the Word with friends through music during the Christmas season. I guess my biggest mistake was not listening/ watching the whole album before giving them to late ''friends'' as gifts. I do believe the local Pastor was never angrier after receiving his copy. I had to sit in the front pews for 4 weeks so he could make sure I heard every word of his Sermons.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugZq9hiuCJo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oYkZs4yR2o

ALL kinds of country music will send you straight to hell
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ALL kinds of country music will send you straight to hell
Do you have any scripture to back that up?
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And what of this Lady Gaga’s music? My gosh, the garments she displays are so repulsively revealing they make me blush. And so much fluff and bling! I guess it speaks to the songs “Beautiful, Dirty Rich” and “Shake UR Kitty” with the worst offender being “Dirty Ice - Cream”! Dare I admit indulging in the pleasure of ice cream now?
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And what of this Lady Gaga’s music? My gosh, the garments she displays are so repulsively revealing they make me blush. And so much fluff and bling! I guess it speaks to the songs “Beautiful, Dirty Rich” and “Shake UR Kitty” with the worst offender being “Dirty Ice - Cream”! Dare I admit indulging in the pleasure of ice cream now?
Sister,

This is a disturbing post. On one hand, I want to compliment you for your recognition that the flesh of the female should never be revealed:

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"Also thou shalt not approach unto a woman to uncover her nakedness, as long as she is put apart for her uncleanness." Leviticus 18:19 - KJV
On the other hand, do you think "lady gaga" or the rest of your sexual innuendoes serve Jesus Christ?

I'm worried Sister
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Sister,

This is a disturbing post. On one hand, I want to compliment you for your recognition that the flesh of the female should never be revealed:



On the other hand, do you think "lady gaga" or the rest of your sexual innuendoes serve Jesus Christ?

I'm worried Sister
Brother Harold, I will take your compliment as I most assuredly know my place… and I keep it covered at all times. But this gal GaGa [who makes otherwise intelligent folk go gaga] is no innuendoe… she is indeed a genuwine threat to all who dare to venture there. So, not to worrie, I am but a humble servant of God. GaGa is a mockhorey.

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This music will certainly send you straight to hell. Before you watch it make sure you have your King James Bible next to you.

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So what music is okay?

And on the other music thread he saw his daughter watch rick astley and heard it was some kind of joke? It is. When somebody makes a fake video they usually use rick astleys song and then if you watched that you have been ''rick rolled'' :/
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And on the other music thread he saw his daughter watch rick astley and heard it was some kind of joke? It is. When somebody makes a genuine video they usually use rick astleys song and then if you watched that you have been ''rick rolled'' :/
This music is approved by us, so is therefore approved by GOD!

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