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When I get married, I'll make sure that my wife is treated with love. respect (no violence.) I would never make her feel compelled to be a housewife. I don't believe in that gibberish and neither should you.
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Why do you hate women?
Why do you hate yourself? As long as my wife is a Christian and abide by the Scripture, I'd be more than content. I would never assault a woman. NEVER.
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Why do you hate yourself? As long as my wife is a Christian and abide by the Scripture, I'd be more than content.
But this second post is in direct opposition to your first post, where you say you "don't believe in that gibberish", the gibberish being the Word of God.

Which is it . . . ATHEIST?
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Why are women so dang mouthy?
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In over 15 years of holy matrimony with my wife, she has become completely, 100% obedient to the rules of the household. She knows she will be punished thoroughly if she disobeys my order. She now almost always successfully makes my favourite meal for dinner every night, cleans the house satisfactorally, and does not leave the home unless instructed. I praise God each and every day that he allowed her to learn the lessons of womanhood.

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Got to break em when they're young, I say. Start when they're still little enough to train proper. Bring em to Jesus early and let the magic happen. Yessirreebillybobthornton.
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When I get married, I'll make sure that my wife is treated with love. respect (no violence.) I would never make her feel compelled to be a housewife. I don't believe in that gibberish and neither should you.
So now you're calling the Holy Bible gibberish (Ephesians 5:22, Colossians 3:18, etc.)?

I rebuke you, you abominable subhuman! You better respect the Word of God in this forum, mister, or you'll be sorry!
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Is that "any others"?
Do you mean my avatar thing? It's funny isn't it? I think you could find a picture of a fatter person though, whoever googled didn't spend very long on it.
I honestly can't remember what I was trying to say, stupid predictive text.

And if you expect me to believe that is not you, then why the name "twiggy?"

Stop hitting on Good True Christian men. You are not worthy of the rebuking they give you.
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4.) Be fair. The punishment should fit the crime. Yes, overcooking the prime rib would, at first thought, call for a belt to the face, but control your tempers Brothers. We often need a quick prayer to get His advice. A more appropriate punishment in this case might be banning her use of the telephone for the next year. But don’t be too soft either. If she takes twenty dollars of your hard earned money with your ATM card to buy a new wardrobe, the belt should come off.
Now. I'm recently engaged to the most beautiful woman on earth.
But this... This makes no sense to me whatsoever.
You would ban your wife from the telephone for a year for something that very well might have been out of her control??
And 20 dollars?? That wouldn't even buy her a... skirt? Let alone a new wardrobe.
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I don't want to cause any arguements... I'm just curious as to why a man would punish his wife for something as trivial as that?
And should you punish your wife for thinking another man is handsome?
Just asking questions..
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I don't want to cause any arguements... I'm just curious as to why a man would punish his wife for something as trivial as that?
And should you punish your wife for thinking another man is handsome?
Just asking questions..
I agree with Michael 110%
I'm no expert on women, but why would someone extract violence on someone they are supposed to love?
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I'm no expert on women, but why would someone extract violence on someone they are supposed to love?
Nobody is extracting anything here. What kind of pervert are you?
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Nobody is extracting anything here. What kind of pervert are you?
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Why would a man hit the person he's supposed to love and cherish?
Like, I would never in a million years dream of hitting my fiancee. Why bruise her beautiful face?
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Why would a man hit the person he's supposed to love and cherish?
Like, I would never in a million years dream of hitting my fiancee. Why bruise her beautiful face?
If you love your wife, then you are more concerned with her eternal salvation than her vanity.

If she is offending the Lord, then your duty is to correct her and lead her to repentance. If not, then you guarantee her damnation. Is that what you want for your fiancée?
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If you love your wife, then you are more concerned with her eternal salvation than her vanity.

If she is offending the Lord, then your duty is to correct her and lead her to repentance. If not, then you guarantee her damnation. Is that what you want for your fiancée?
I don't see where hitting her has anything to do with her eternal salvation?
And my fiancee would never offend the Lord. She's the one who showed me Christ.
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Why would a man hit the person he's supposed to love and cherish?
Like, I would never in a million years dream of hitting my fiancee. Why bruise her beautiful face?
Why would you hit a woman in the face and leave marks?

No, that's what the phone book or the garden hose are for.
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Why would you hit a woman in the face and leave marks?

No, that's what the phone book or the garden hose are for.
You mean... You would hit said person with a phone book or garden hose?
My fiancee was previously in an abusive relationship. She did nothing wrong... Maybe in bed. But that's not for our concern.
I just don't get it... Where in the Bible does it say that a man should hit his wife?
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And my fiancee would never offend the Lord. She's the one who showed me Christ.
Excellent, then you now lead the household and she is prepared to submit to you as unto Christ as per Ephesians 5:22?
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I don't see where hitting her has anything to do with her eternal salvation?
And my fiancee would never offend the Lord. She's the one who showed me Christ.
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26If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

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5And ye have forgotten the exhortation which speaketh unto you as unto children, My son, despise not thou the chastening of the Lord, nor faint when thou art rebuked of him:

6For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth.

7If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not?

8But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.

9Furthermore we have had fathers of our flesh which corrected us, and we gave them reverence: shall we not much rather be in subjection unto the Father of spirits, and live?

10For they verily for a few days chastened us after their own pleasure; but he for our profit, that we might be partakers of his holiness.

11Now no chastening for the present seemeth to be joyous, but grievous: nevertheless afterward it yieldeth the peaceable fruit of righteousness unto them which are exercised thereby.

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13In the lips of him that hath understanding wisdom is found: but a rod is for the back of him that is void of understanding.


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24He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.

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22Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

23For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.

24Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

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1Brethren, if a man be overtaken in a fault, ye which are spiritual, restore such an one in the spirit of meekness; considering thyself, lest thou also be tempted


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Scripturally, I see no argument for your fluffy bunny desire to damn your fiancée because you are too much of a nancy-boy to do your manly duty.
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