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Old 06-13-2011, 02:06 AM
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You should forgive her, Jesus told us to forgive not 7, but 70 x7, so...
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You should forgive her, Jesus told us to forgive not 7, but 70 x7, so...
You silly trouble maker. Learn how to read.

Mat 18:21 Then came Peter to him, and said, Lord, how oft shall my brother sin against me, and I forgive him? till seven times?

Once you learn how to read you can read the KJV1611.

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You´re like bad (or should I say good) lawyers: playing around with the words, making it as convenient as possible for you own good, so you can go and do whatever you wish however you wish! Smart, I have to admit, very smart!

Jesus is all about love and forgiveness, and not just for men, but for women as well.
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You´re like bad (or should I say good) lawyers: playing around with the words, making it as convenient as possible for you own good, so you can go and do whatever you wish however you wish! Smart, I have to admit, very smart!

Jesus is all about love and forgiveness, and not just for men, but for women as well.
We are merely pointing out the words that you (and others) have ignored.
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You´re like bad (or should I say good) lawyers: playing around with the words, making it as convenient as possible for you own good, so you can go and do whatever you wish however you wish! Smart, I have to admit, very smart!

Jesus is all about love and forgiveness, and not just for men, but for women as well.
I warned you about posting in the Men's Only section several times. I can only conclude that you are some kind of feminazi sent by satan to sissify the Men of Landover Baptist Church, and since you continue to defy me, I have no choice but to banish you from our midst.

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Old 06-13-2011, 03:41 PM
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You´re like bad (or should I say good) lawyers: playing around with the words, making it as convenient as possible for you own good, so you can go and do whatever you wish however you wish! Smart, I have to admit, very smart!

Jesus is all about love and forgiveness, and not just for men, but for women as well.
After every beating I give my wife, I forgive her. Forgiveness is the Christian way.
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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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After every beating I give my wife, I forgive her. Forgiveness is the Christian way.
Should we forgive our wives before or after we beat them? My wife ruined a pot roast last week and I was afraid she was forgetting her Biblical role in our house, so I was compelled to correct her- but I was concerned about when in the punishment process I should forgive her.

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Should we forgive our wives before or after we beat them? My wife ruined a pot roast last week and I was afraid she was forgetting her Biblical role in our house, so I was compelled to correct her- but I was concerned about when in the punishment process I should forgive her.
""Spare the rod, spoil the child."

No, by correcting you are showing your loved one you really care. Words flow in one ear and out the other, especially if it is a female. A good bruise lasts for weeks.
I feel if she accepts her correction, she may have earned some forgiveness. If I provide forgiveness, it is after the weeping has ceased and the problem 100% rectified. If she is being especially ornery, I might consolidate all the incidents and multiple corrections, following up with a single forgiveness, say at the end of the month. A man only has so much energy.
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""Spare the rod, spoil the child."

No, by correcting you are showing your loved one you really care. Words flow in one ear and out the other, especially if it is a female. A good bruise lasts for weeks.
I feel if she accepts her correction, she may have earned some forgiveness. If I provide forgiveness, it is after the weeping has ceased and the problem 100% rectified. If she is being especially ornery, I might consolidate all the incidents and multiple corrections, following up with a single forgiveness, say at the end of the month. A man only has so much energy.
That makes sense- if I don't know she's truly repentant I can't really forgive her. Thanks James.
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That makes sense- if I don't know she's truly repentant I can't really forgive her. Thanks James.
If she does not seem 110% repentant, then the problem is you, not her. You have a responsibility to ensure she fully agrees with your statement of the error of her ways. It does not matter if she thinks was is right, it only matters what you think. She must arrive at the point where all she can blubber is 'I am so sorry' or falls asleep/passes out.
Keep in mind too, you will not find out about all her transgressions. I find it handy to wake my wife from a sound sleep and scream "How dare you!!!" and work with her until I get an apology. You may not account for all the missed times but at least she'll realize she cannot get away with them.

The bottom line is, get involved with her life, share, show that you care. It is the corner stone of a solid marriage.
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Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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If she does not seem 110% repentant, then the problem is you, not her. You have a responsibility to ensure she fully agrees with your statement of the error of her ways. It does not matter if she thinks was is right, it only matters what you think. She must arrive at the point where all she can blubber is 'I am so sorry' or falls asleep/passes out.
Keep in mind too, you will not find out about all her transgressions. I find it handy to wake my wife from a sound sleep and scream "How dare you!!!" and work with her until I get an apology. You may not account for all the missed times but at least she'll realize she cannot get away with them.

The bottom line is, get involved with her life, share, show that you care. It is the corner stone of a solid marriage.
Great advice. Currently, I discipline my wife with my belt, and occassionally, my hand. Do you know who I could go to about advice on the best discipline devices or spanking rods?
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Now what kind of a question is that? You do have your handbook, the KJV 1611 Bible, what does it say?

It is clear, the rod must be strong enough to draw blood as we see here in Exodus:
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And the LORD spake unto Moses, Say unto Aaron, Take thy rod, and stretch out thine hand upon the waters of Egypt, upon their streams, upon their rivers, and upon their ponds, and upon all their pools of water, that they may become blood; and that there may be blood throughout all the land of Egypt, both in vessels of wood, and in vessels of stone.
But God does not define what we should use. Not yet anyways.

In Jeremiah, God suggests the branch of an almond tree
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Moreover the word of the LORD came unto me, saying, Jeremiah, what seest thou? And I said, I see a rod of an almond tree.
I do not know about you, but they are really quite soft and more suitable for a boy to use on a girl when courting.

God realizes how soft almond branches are and refines the thought somewhat in Genesis:
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And Jacob took him rods of green poplar, and of the hazel and chestnut tree; and pilled white strakes in them, and made the white appear which was in the rods.
Now, green poplar does not break but it is a soft wood, really more suited towards infants and small children. Now we are getting somewhere!

In Ezekiel, God realizes the branches from nut trees may not work:
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But she was plucked up in fury, she was cast down to the ground, and the east wind dried up her fruit: her strong rods were broken and withered; the fire consumed them.
Obviously wood does not last and what if the wife sets the kitchen on fire and your rod is in there. Such a quandary!

In Numbers, you can see God intends your rod to be strong enough to destroy stone:
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Number 20:11
And Moses lifted up his hand, and with his rod he smote the rock twice: and the water came out abundantly, and the congregation drank, and their beasts also.
But God does not define the material. Did He expect us to guess what material was strong enough to crush stone?

In calming Psalm God gives a good hint:
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Pslam 2:9
Thou shalt break them with a rod of iron; thou shalt dash them in pieces like a potter's vessel.
Ah, 'Iron', maybe that is what we need!

In Relevation, God 'nails it down with these two fine passages:
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And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.
Relevation 2:27
And he shall rule them with a rod of iron; as the vessels of a potter shall they be broken to shivers: even as I received of my Father.
Well that settles it, the rod should be made of iron. See how simple God makes it? Now like most men, I really enjoy holdng on to my rod, swinging it about with a firm grip.

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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
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Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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Beating your wife does not show love. Hurting anyone actually is the opposite of love. And God teaches that husbands should love their wives and to put their wife's life before his own.

A woman is not a man's property.
I honestly hope and pray to God above that nothing as weak, pathetic, spineless and sickeningly inane as you is ever birthed from one of my wives. (long story not explaining it here)

The Spartans....they had the right idea about weeding out the sick, weak, stupid and unfit early.
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there are sites all over the net for this..just type implements for discipline in the search engine implements of discipline as lite as spanking to as heavy as sadism will pop up..take your pick, explore, choose and order all kinds of pain giving implements..i'm sure your wife will be thrilled..
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there are sites all over the net for this..just type implements for discipline in the search engine implements of discipline as lite as spanking to as heavy as sadism will pop up..take your pick, explore, choose and order all kinds of pain giving implements..i'm sure your wife will be thrilled..
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The best advise here!!!!!!
Never ever strike anyone, unless in self defence or to defend the vulnerable. Not only is it a disgraceful cowardly act, but completely illegal. If you want someone to obey your Christian rules, then ask her if she will accept, accept her as your equal and if she can't obey your said rules, respect her decision, if you cant live with her unless she obeys then the relationship won't work. But for "gods" sake don't beat anyone. Please!!!!
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The best advise here!!!!!!
Never ever strike anyone, unless in self defence or to defend the vulnerable. Not only is it a disgraceful cowardly act, but completely illegal. If you want someone to obey your Christian rules, then ask her if she will accept, accept her as your equal and if she can't obey your said rules, respect her decision, if you cant live with her unless she obeys then the relationship won't work. But for "gods" sake don't beat anyone. Please!!!!
That's not what God says.

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Don't speak without permission.
Keep your looks up for your Husband.
Allow Him to marry as many wives as He wishes.
Never disagree with Him. He is wise and we are dumb.
Never enjoy intercourse and never say no to Him.
Allow Him to punish you as He sees fit. Thank Him for it after.
Have every meal on the table in time. Make sure it's warm.
Give up any financial rights you may have to Him.
Accept that you are property and can be sold, whipped etc.
Give up your daughters to your visitors.
Never leave your house unless for DIRE necessity. Life or death.
Do not watch tv. Your only entertainment should be cooking and reading the Bible. Maybe sing if your Husband allows.
What you want doesn't matter. Your sole purpose is to please your Master.
Prostrate to Him whenever He walks into a room. Crawl to Him and kiss His feet until He asks you to stop.
Offer Him your body as a means of letting Him get out His frustration on you, His servant through corporal punishment or other means.
Pray to God every day to understand the limitations of a woman and to better serve your Lords.
Understand that you have no right to anything not even your children. They are His to do with as He sees fit.
Let Him beat you in front of the children if necessary, especially to instill in His daughters and Sons the position of a woman in His house.
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Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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