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Old 09-06-2010, 10:34 PM
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Was this thread moved? Or am I going to have to talk to my wife as well.
No. Several women have posted here. If you own one of them, punishment is in order
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punishment is in order? you need to be punished and wats up chior girl?
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man do i love getting high... when i do i usually fornicate with all the females i know. funny, ive never had sex with a man though, and getting high makes me even more disgusted with the thought of doing so, but i cant say i hate gays, i have a life, therefore i dont have time to hate whole groups of people. whenever im stoned and looking to read some good old humor, i simply log on to the landover baptist forums, man you guys are a hoot!

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man do i love getting high... when i do i usually fornicate with all the females i know. funny, ive never had sex with a man though, and getting high makes me even more disgusted with the thought of doing so, but i cant say i hate gays, i have a life, therefore i dont have time to hate whole groups of people. whenever im stoned and looking to read some good old humor, i simply log on to the landover baptist forums, man you guys are a hoot!

This is because you are a disgusting hermaphrodite and an abomonation in the eyes of the Lord. You are confused and even stoned Sodomites don't know what to do with you once the trousers come off and they see what they have gotten into.

May God smite you.
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man do i love getting high... when i do i usually fornicate with all the females i know. funny, ive never had sex with a man though, and getting high makes me even more disgusted with the thought of doing so, but i cant say i hate gays, i have a life, therefore i dont have time to hate whole groups of people. whenever im stoned and looking to read some good old humor, i simply log on to the landover baptist forums, man you guys are a hoot!

Why does this God mocker have a green rep. and a pure Jesus loving sole such as myself has a red one?
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You are green and I added some more rep!

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man do i love getting high... when i do i usually fornicate with all the females i know. funny, ive never had sex with a man though, and getting high makes me even more disgusted with the thought of doing so, but i cant say i hate gays, i have a life, therefore i dont have time to hate whole groups of people. whenever im stoned and looking to read some good old humor, i simply log on to the landover baptist forums, man you guys are a hoot!

Just imagine, if you gave up the drugs you might be able to put your points across intelligently without just resorting to endless lines of smilies.
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I understand there is a “Burning Man” event taking place in the desert and when they ‘burn the man’ everyone is under the influence of this weed. They call this Mecca a commune of love, are they all gay hippies?
I went to Burning Man to witness three years ago. What a nightmare!

First of all, it's segregated. When you arrive, they ask you who you are. I told them I was Pastor of a small church in Indiana, and told them all about my truck stop ministry. They were very interested when I told them I'd had nine men crying out for Jesus just the night before, and then gave me directions to an area where I'd be with "my kind of people".

I pulled into the campsite and got set up. Soon, I noticed that ALL the campers around me were men. (Genetically, at least!) I engaged a few of them in conversation and learned that they were Christian Sodomites, a new God-mocking group like the Radical Faeries, only a bit more normal-acting. Other than the sodomy.

They explained the reason for the name "Burning Man". Seems it refers to a few things. The first, the intense sunlight. It's hot during the day. No sunscreen? You're BURNING, man!

Second, the marijuana. "Smoking a doobie" is nowadays called "burning one".

Third, the figure they light on fire, inspired by the documentary "The Wicker Man". They stopped putting a real man in it after the first couple of years.

Fourth, and most disturbing . . . The urethral infections and other STDs they get from their drug-fueled orgies. And I know they happen, I saw several! I was left speechless with disgust.
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This is because you are a disgusting hermaphrodite and an abomonation in the eyes of the Lord. You are confused and even stoned Sodomites don't know what to do with you once the trousers come off and they see what they have gotten into.

May God smite you.
I am laughing so hard right now! Your only way to respond to someone saying they smoke pot a couple times a month is to call the person a hermaphrodite and a fag. Apparently you had some trouble reading my first post, or else you had seen that I had wrote that I HAVE NEVER AND WILL NEVER HAVE SEX WITH A MALE. Also, regardless of what your mind concocted about me, I am a male, not a female nor a hermaphrodite, come up with a more creative insult, the ones you use are dull.
I get the sense you're frustrated with the irrelevance of yourself and your religion in the modern world so you decide to take it out on everything else, the sooner you realize that the vast majority of people today understand that they are free to think for themselves and don't see a use in a religion that ties them down the better off you'll be.
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I am laughing so hard right now! Your only way to respond to someone saying they smoke pot a couple times a month is to call the person a hermaphrodite and a fag. Apparently you had some trouble reading my first post, or else you had seen that I had wrote that I HAVE NEVER AND WILL NEVER HAVE SEX WITH A MALE. Also, regardless of what your mind concocted about me, I am a male, not a female nor a hermaphrodite, come up with a more creative insult, the ones you use are dull.
I get the sense you're frustrated with the irrelevance of yourself and your religion in the modern world so you decide to take it out on everything else, the sooner you realize that the vast majority of people today understand that they are free to think for themselves and don't see a use in a religion that ties them down the better off you'll be.
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Brothers this is a prime example of what happens when you smoke the devil weed. Lost in some drug induced haze, no sense of morality. Note his lack of memory and his wanton desire to have sexural relations with a man.
He is suffering from marijuana head, he cant even fathom the existence of God.
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Apparently you had some trouble reading my first post, or else you had seen that I had wrote that I HAVE NEVER AND WILL NEVER HAVE SEX WITH A MALE.
Why not?

All morality comes from God. You hate God so much that you say He doesn't even exist. So why won't you have sex with a male? Surely it's on the "bucket list" of every atheist, who works to offend God in as many ways as possible.
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I honestly can say I advoid smoking pot for the reason that it stupid and uncool.

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Yes, I smoked it alot, anyone under 10 years interested in flushing out his rectum?
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Yes, I smoked it alot, anyone under 10 years interested in flushing out his rectum?

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This isn't a homo pick up bar. Go find your sex partners somewhere other than GOD'S Favorite Forum.

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Sister Thumper, while I do enjoy tour zeal for rebuking heathens, does Pastor Ezekiel know you are visiting the men's section? Please don't make me call him.
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Smoking pot does not make you gay. The fact that you let you blind faith tell you it does shows how little you will ever know. To judge someone who does something you don't like is the devils work. learn to love learn to listen and maybe god will forgive you. after all wasn't it god who said tho shall not judge. so heed these words and stop living a lie god will not save you for the scum you are. piffleING GOD LOVING FAGGETS.
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To judge someone who does something you don't like is the devils work. learn to love learn to listen and maybe god will forgive you. after all wasn't it god who said tho shall not judge.
God only forbids hypocritical judgment.

Since True Christians™ are perfect and without sin, we are indeed commanded to judge in righteousness. If you spent less time smoking deadly narcotics and more time studying His Word, you would not need to be spoon-fed these basic Bible Facts.

Leviticus 19:15
Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.


John 7:24
Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.
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Marijuana does not make you gay. You may drop some inhibitions, but you're still the same person, just.....different.
And unless a majority of the men had AIDS to begin with, and then all had sex together at once, there is no way that they could all be infected now.
That's not how it works. I know. I'm gay.
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