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Old 12-11-2010, 03:45 AM
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From sports, certainly we will see boxer, Evander Holyfield.

Evander is a born again Christian and has suffered so much. Some dishonest bank loaned him $10 million to build a house. Understandably, the house is now under forclosure of the banker.

Then, there is the bad fortune he had with his marriages. He has had six divorces from six bad wives. They bore him eight children. These children, and their mothers, should now be making payments on his house.

A born again man who has suffered so much will be there, I am sure.
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My vote would be for Dave Thomas. Besides being a good Christian, his hamburgers should have gotten him a spot in heaven.


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I hope that Sarah Palin doesn't use a silencer when she protects our Christian rights because everyone needs to hear the noise she is making.
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Ron Jeremy....He's accepted Jesus and now preaches the word, my hero

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I have always wondered about football players and their sexuality....they are forever touching each other on their buttox??? Homos??

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‘Stormin’ Norman’, Ret. U.S. General Norman Schwarzkopf, 78, was welcomed to Heaven today!

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Stormin’ Norman’, Ret. U.S. General Norman Schwarzkopf Dead at 78
Originally published: December 27, 2012
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He was personally very visible in the conduct of the war, giving frequent press conferences, and was dubbed "Stormin' Norman."

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Tampa, FL (MorichesDaily) — Sources tell the Associated Press that Retired US General Norman Schwarzkopf, who led forces during the Persian Gulf War has passed away.
In the late 80′s Schwarzkopf was promoted to General and was appointed Commander-in-Chief of the U.S. Central Command.
The U.S. Central Command, based at MacDill Air Force Base, in Tampa, Florida, was responsible at the time for operations in the Horn of Africa, the Middle East and South Asia. In his capacity as commander, Schwarzkopf prepared a detailed plan for the defense of the oil fields of the Persian Gulf against a hypothetical invasion by Iraq, among other plans.
The Iraq plan served as the basis of the wargame of 1990. Within the same month, Iraq invaded Kuwait, and Schwarzkopf’s plan had an immediate practical application, which was as the basis for Operation Desert Shield, the defense of Saudi Arabia.
As overall commander, Schwarzkopf initially was concerned that operational forces in the theater were inadequately supplied and equipped for large-scale combat in a desert environment. During preparations for Desert Storm, as the result of initiatives by General Schwarzkopf, the Desert camouflage combat uniform was produced in 100% cotton poplin without reinforcement panels in order to improve comfort for U.S. troops operating in the hot, dry desert conditions.
A few months later, General Schwarzkopf’s offensive operational plan, called Operation Desert Storm (co-authored with his deputy commander, Lieutenant General Cal Waller and others on his staff), was the “left hook” strategy that went into Iraq behind the Iraqi forces occupying Kuwait and was widely credited with bringing the ground war to a close in just four days.
He was personally very visible in the conduct of the war, giving frequent press conferences, and was dubbed “Stormin’ Norman.”
Schwarzkopf was born in Trenton, New Jersey.
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Former US president George HW Bush has been admitted to a hospital's intensive care unit "following a series of setbacks including a persistent fever", but he is alert and talking to medical staff, his spokesman said.

Jim McGrath, Bush's spokesman in Houston, said in a brief email that Bush was admitted to the intensive care unit at Methodist hospital on Sunday. He said doctors are cautiously optimistic about his treatment and that the former president "remains in guarded condition".

No other details were released about his medical condition, but McGrath said Bush is surrounded by family.

The 88-year-old has been in hospital since 23 November, when he was admitted for a lingering cough related to bronchitis after having been in and out of the hospital for complications related to the illness.
I just can't wait to know George Bush Snr is there with Jesus waiting to welcome all his young soldiers who fall fulfilling his vision of a free and Christian Iraq. Some of us dare to dream big for Christ, and he set the ball rolling and left his son a legacy of unfulfilled glory for God that only now is being fully shewn forth, despite the workings of the Muslim Obama.

I'm sure that even as I type, the dead soldiers are getting ready to give a whoop and a holler in his name as he arrives and gives good old Stormin' Norman a manly hug of Christian fellowship.

I'm doubly sure that a true believer in Christ such as Bush will be filled with joy and anticipation at his impending doom. I know I am.

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I just can't wait to know George Bush Snr is there with Jesus waiting to welcome all his young soldiers who fall fulfilling his vision of a free and Christian Iraq. Some of us dare to dream big for Christ, and he set the ball rolling and left his son a legacy of unfulfilled glory for God that only now is being fully shewn forth, despite the workings of the Muslim Obama.

I'm sure that even as I type, the dead soldiers are getting ready to give a whoop and a holler in his name as he arrives and gives good old Stormin' Norman a manly hug of Christian fellowship.

I'm doubly sure that a true believer in Christ such as Bush will be filled with joy and anticipation at his impending doom. I know I am.

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Couldn't have said it better myself. The only person I think deserves to be with Jesus more is Bush Jr. But both of them truly embody the Christian ideal of defending the USA against Saddam Hussein's determination to attack America, Christianity and democracy and Constitutional law. I always think of Romans 13:4 whenever I hear the name of President Bush (either one) mentioned in my presence.

I will rejoice and shout "Glory" when I hear that GWB is up at Jesus's right hand, the sooner the better! He and Jesus will stand arm-in-arm in a non-homosexual embrace and together will gaze down at all those millions of heathen Iraqis who are roasting in Hell and see the good that GWB created in Jesus's name on earth. Philippians 4:8-9.
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He is almost godly. If we could just get him to quit counting beads and praying to Mary.

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I heard Chuck Norris is part Injun or Mescan, one of those. So I disagree that he will be in the company of the righteous in Paradise.
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Tom Clancy has left this life to go be with Jesus.

Tom will be remembered for being one of the greatest selling, which is synonymous with best, American authors of all time.

Clancy is the father of the modern American propaganda extolling the virtues of how great and amazing our military is.

I know he will be missed by the military most of all as he was one of its chief fundraisers.

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Loved the Jack Reacher books, loved them even more when I found out he was a Republican. Sad news. It must have rankled Obama to have a literary giant like that stand up to Marxism, which makes me wonder... have they checked the body for ricin?
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The star of "The Fast and the Furious" movie franchise and a passenger died after his vehicle crashed into a tree, TMZ reports



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God™ needed another little race car driver in Heaven, and so He called him Home.

Moment of Silence....

With those dreamy blue eyes and strong loving arms I can see why anyone would call him home.


I hope I get to meet him in Heaven. Maybe he will sit next to me on a puffy pink cloud that is made of strawberry cotton candy. There we will talk about our love for while we nibble on the cloud.



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