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Old 12-20-2007, 06:25 PM
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I do indeed. With my rock hard abs (I swim 5 miles a day in my olympic-sized pool) and my natural good looks (blonde-haired and blue-eyed, just like Jesus!), I have innumerable queers wanting to commit sodomy on me. Being strong with Jesus, I am not tempted to indulge in that particular filthy sin.

I have hear it said that there are fan sites devoted to me on other forums, but I am too humble to check and see if that's true.

Praise Jesus!

Oh, there he goes being all humble and shy again.

He indeed is a Hunk of Man on fire for the Lord!

Here is a pic I snapped of him last summer while he was mucking out a stall on my property.

Why, I bet even JESUS Himself envies Pastor Zeke's abs.

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Old 12-21-2007, 01:27 AM
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Oh, there he goes being all humble and shy again.

He indeed is a Hunk of Man on fire for the Lord!

Here is a pic I snapped of him last summer while he was mucking out a stall on my property.

Why, I bet even JESUS Himself envies Pastor Zeke's abs.

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Old 12-21-2007, 03:39 AM
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That photo is fake.
Prove it, heathen. Sister Thumper is my fiancee. Are calling her a liar?

I was there when that picture was taken, so don't come in here bearing false witness.
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Old 12-21-2007, 04:29 AM
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Brethren, I am speechless. I only registered here a few minutes ago and posted in your introduction forum to say hi. Now that I have been looking around, I am stunned at what I am seeing. Giving away free video game systems to win people to Christ is materialism. Then people won't come to Christ for Christ, but because of the merchandise they can get.

Jesus condemned the Pharisees for making his Father's House a den of theives (See John 2:15-16). I'm afraid I can't encourage this at all.

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Friend, now this is hate speech. Are you saying that "Prosperity Christianity" is equivalent to the theives who pillage New Orleans? Are you saying that the promise of Jesus to reward his followers a thousandfold is theivery?

The only reason people accept Christ is because he bribes them with heaven, a material reward. Heaven is a bribe. Are you calling Jesus a thief?
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Old 12-26-2007, 01:49 AM
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I have accepted Jesus. Can I have my PS3 so I can sell it on eBay and go back to playing Fire Emblem on my Wii?
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Are you seriously trying to tell us that, as a little baby, you made a conscious decision to turn your life and soul over to Jesus and follow all His Commands?
As the old Monty Python song "Every Sperm is Sacred," clearly explained, Catholics are Catholics from conception. The protestant British heathens were a bit more lewd, but you get the drift. We’re born saved, live with it.

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As the old Monty Python song "Every Sperm is Sacred," clearly explained, Catholics are Catholics from conception. The protestant British heathens were a bit more lewd, but you get the drift. We’re born saved, live with it.

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So I take it that you are another nary worshiper here to persecute us.
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Holy cow, sign me up!
I wants a free one!
You'd better pay for the S&H though, I dont do that.
I'll be willing to go to a non catholic church for 5 minutes if you give me one!

heya, the Xbox has Counter Strike source with it toO! I could totally practice my terrorist skills wielding Ak-47s with it! Sign me ups!
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I don't need video game systems to praise the Lord. Besides, everyone knows that Wii systems are recruiting the youth to homosexuality, it says so in your parenting forum!

I hope this is a joke, friends, because you are saying Wiis are evil, yet you are giving them away! This concerns me, and I pray for all of those who want a Wii.

All my blessings!

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I do not understand the point of view you people have here. I looked at the actual page showing the offer, and I can understand wanting children to be saved, but I can not understand using an electronic device to sway them in that particular direction. When I got saved I made that decision by reading the bible and talking to a preacher. At that time, the original Playstation was just hitting the market, and sure I wanted one, but I didn't need that to persuade me to get saved. And then you tell the children to get their mother or father's checkbook or credit card? Come on, where I come from, thats considered STEALING. Isn't that condemned in the Bible? Not to mention the fact that it is ILLEGAL. I've dealt with people passing off stolen checks quite a bit, and they usually get prosecuted to some extent by law. I think that would be considered stolen IF the parents didn't approve it, and I'm almost sure that you are pushing toward that by this quote: "If your parents ask you where you got your new PlayStation 3, just tell them that your Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, delivered it to you via the U.S. Postal Service in exchange for your soul." Sounds to me like you don't want them to let their parents know how they acquired it, and that also would be a LIE, which is also condemned in the bible. And the children are going to be in big trouble when the parents' credit card or bank statement arrives in the mail. Then you say and again I quote: "Tell Jesus that you hate your parents, and that you'd rather have Him for your Daddy. Ask Him to forgive your sins, and cover you with His blood (you'll see plenty of that splattered across your TV when you play your complimentary Grand Theft Auto 3 game!)." You say your giving a complimentary copy of Grand Theft Auto 3, that is a violent, and yes as you said "bloody" game, packed with murder and bad language along with drug use, to CHILDREN? That's ridiculous. They make plenty of games that are not that bad. You have to be 18 at most retail stores to buy that game, and you are going to distribute it to children. It is rated mature. And you compare Christ's blood to the blood on a video game. Thats real good. My point is, you people are ridiculous. Save someone by convincing them to go to church. Read your bible. And be sure to talk bad and call me a sodomite and things of that nature because I don't agree with you. This site is a scam and personally I think that just maybe your church might be a scam, in fact, I would like to attend it someday to see what ploys you use in your sermons to get followers. In fact, instead of taking up offering, how about offering people money to come forward and be saved. There's an idea. Or maybe just go to a church where all you need is the word of God and the Spirit of the Holy Ghost to be saved.
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When I got saved I made that decision by reading the bible and talking to a preacher. At that time, the original Playstation was just hitting the market, [/FONT]
well then, maybe the playstation wasn't the gift for eternal grace recievers? I hope someady to get my very own playstation, and in fact, i accept jesus into my heart, and i really want a wII...

Praise Jesus!!

I am hungry for the blood of salvation!!

too bad you, my freind, are going to hell..
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I have accept jesus and now i want my kanker ps3
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How is it that a Wii could be considered a part of a Godly community when one of your own articles refutes that?: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/2008/january/wii.html

Matthew 24:51
"And shall cut him asunder, and appoint him his portion with the hypocrites: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth."
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How is it that a Wii could be considered a part of a Godly community when one of your own articles refutes that?: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/2008/january/wii.html
When have we ever considered a Wii to be part of our Godly community? Are you getting a w-i-i mixed up with a p-s-3? Because if you are, I certainly wouldn't trust you to post a letter. The aborted fetuses I send to liberal feminazi politicians on a weekly basis are very important, and I certainly wouldn't want liberal incompetence ruining them, Praise Jesus!
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We have given away tens of thousands of these, but now the new deal is the WII. We still have a few PS3s left. Get yours before the manufacturer goes out of business!
Brother Temperance, this is the very first post in this whole thread, and it explicitly endorses the Wii.
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Brother Temperance, this is the very first post in this whole thread, and it explicitly endorses the Wii.
We do not endorse wii, you ignorant queen. They are used as a means to reach out to the youth of America and get them Saved©. The software that we supply with the models we give away is somewhat......unique.

We would do literally anything to bring sinners to Christ.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Oh, there he goes being all humble and shy again.

He indeed is a Hunk of Man on fire for the Lord!

Here is a pic I snapped of him last summer while he was mucking out a stall on my property.

Why, I bet even JESUS Himself envies Pastor Zeke's abs.

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Though blond and blue-eyed, he is dark-brown, almost like a niggra. And he dares to compare himself to Him!
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