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Old 09-01-2010, 03:10 PM
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Here is an exclusive photo from Selena Gomez's lesbian wedding! Here she is walking down the isle with her child-bride!
(And just to rub it in, the color of their belts is salmon....No, I won't even go there.)

Traditional marriage is when a man finds a woman and makes her his property. By expanding marriage beyond bride-acquisition, there's nothing to stop anyone from marrying children, goats, blow-up dolls, or any piece of property anywhere. WE WARNED AMERICA! AMERICA REFUSED TO LISTEN! NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!

Parents, only YOU can stop the slutpocalypse! Get your belts! It's time to find your daughter and SPANK THE GAY AWAY!
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Old 09-01-2010, 04:08 PM
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God lord, is that harlot marrying a child?? The left has gone so far.
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God lord, is that harlot marrying a child?? The left has gone so far.
They are getting these ideas directly from Obama and his mooselimb agenda. That's just what Mohammed (Piss be Upon Him) did.

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This is just wrong!
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That little child is so short she'd have to go up on the "bride." How shameful and disgusting.
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Website said she was shooting a scene for either a movie or a tv show. It not a real wedding.
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I am certainly worried where liebral society is taking this Great Land!

I suppose though, considering this Gomez strumpet IS messican, she is taking taco eating to a whole new level!

This is disgusting!

I blame Obama and Disney!!!

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Disgusting.....But that is the local Papist custom for Messicans to kidnap and marry children ...

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Website said she was shooting a scene for either a movie or a tv show. It not a real wedding.
Of course it is not a real wedding, two females cannot be married. They should not be able to show it on TV also.
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It isn't a wedding, they are shooting a film called 'Ramona and Beezus'

" The adventures of young Ramona Quimby (newcomer Joey King) and her big sister Beezus (Selena Gomez) come to life in this all new film based on the... The adventures of young Ramona Quimby (newcomer Joey King) and her big sister Beezus (Selena Gomez) come to life in this all new film based on the best-selling books (over 30 million...and counting) by Beverly Cleary. Ramona's vivid imagination, boundless energy, and accident-prone antics keep everyone she meets on their toes. But her irrepressible sense of fun, adventure and mischief come in handy when she puts her mind to helping save her family's home." - http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/ramona_and_beezus/
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BEEZUS??!!

Obviously a brutal attempt to mock our beloved Lord and Savior!

Is there no end to Disney's blasphemy???

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word its a movie
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Don't listen to the lies of the Homosexual Agenda. Whether it is a movie or real life is irrelevant....the Homosexual Agenda (in capital letters) wants to corrupt the young people into thinking that homosexuality is "peachy-keen". Look at it this way...

If it's a real life picture, then it's a disgusting exposé on what is going on with homosexuals trying to recruit children into their mindset.

If it's a picture from a film, then it's a disgusting exposé on what is going on with homosexuals trying to recruit children into their mindset.
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It says that the movie is about Beezus and her little sister, what part of that is lesbian?
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It says that the movie is about Beezus and her little sister, what part of that is lesbian?
They're called the QUIMby Sisters. It could hardly be any more blatant.
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They are getting these ideas directly from Obama and his mooselimb agenda. That's just what Mohammed (Piss be Upon Him) did.

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Piss be upon all Christian's who decide to be so idiotic and rely on fairy tales to govern the way they live. Read a book, not a kid's story.
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Piss be upon all Christian's who decide to be so idiotic and rely on fairy tales to govern the way they live. Read a book, not a kid's story.
I for one do read a Book: THE GOOD BOOK - KJV1611.

Tell me, what do you read atheist? As you near ran to this particular thread, obviously Disney smut!

I hope for your sake Mr you have made an introduction prior to "speaking your mind" elsewhere.

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Website said she was shooting a scene for either a movie or a tv show. It not a real wedding.
You are so BLINDED by satan you cannot even see that the demonic AKA liberal media has veiled this child-bride-lesbian wedding to look as if it is some cutesy TV show. WAKE UP AND SMELL THE BRIMSTONE HONEY!
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Okay... First off, this is NOT a real photo. It's from the set of a MOVIE. Selena and that girl are holding hands probably because she's just going to lead her somewhere ON THE SET. @JamesRobert already pointed out that it's not a real photo with raw evidence of that fact: another photo that shows a film crew. And considering that fact that she is, you know, an actress, it kind of makes damn sense.

Secondly, their characters, Romona and Beezus, are sisters. Not lesbians in an abusive child relationship (which, by the way, don't exist).

Thirdly, you are all so blinded by your prejudices. Homophobia, racism, and sexism have no place in an intellectual society. Blind prejudice is one thing that the US was in no way founded upon. It's also anti-Christian. Frankly, choosing to be ignorant of other people and sheer reality has no place in an intellectual society either-- let alone a civil one.

Before I get banned: Homosexuality is not a sin, with Bible quotes to prove it.

This one of the most offensive things I have ever seen:

This is even worse:
Straight 4 Jesus! (Back Door Christians) At LBC, we will cure your perversion of choice (even if we have to stone you).
You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

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