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Old 09-17-2010, 09:20 PM
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Well actually it was jeebus who made me a left hander.
That doesn't make you anything more than a sinner. God makes queers too, are you one of those too?
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Old 09-17-2010, 09:26 PM
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My mother tells me I might have been born with the curse of gauche. Thank God my parents beat that out of me quickly.
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Old 09-20-2010, 12:42 PM
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God knows there are plenty of good reasons for ending up in hell, so why challenge fate just because you want to feel like something special?

Approximately 10 percent of the world population today is running around and telling others that they are left-handers - this is not a particularly clever move. The Bible contains several examples that God undoubtedly prefer right-handed people. In fact there is much evidence that left-handers will burn in hell for all eternity.

Maybe some of you think that it is a coincident if you're left- or right-handed - nothing is more wrong than such an assumption.

Let us look at a few examples of the type of people who have chosen to use Satan's hand (left hand) as their primary hand, instead of the right, which according to the Bible is God’s favorite hand:



Barack Hussein Obama and his slutty wife Michelle, mocking the Stars & Stribes and GOD by using the devillish left hand instead of the right.


Barack Hussein Obama
W.C. Fields
Bill Clinton
Benjamin Franklin
Robert Plant
Julius Caesar
Fidel Castro
David Letterman
Kermit the Frog
Boston Strangler
Jack-the-Ripper
Leonardo da Vinci
Euell Gibbons
Albert Einstein
Oprah Winfrey
Robert Redford
Bart Simpson
Kurt Cobain
Jimi Hendrix
Benjamin Netanyahu
Angelina Jolie
Dan Aykroyd
Paul McCartney
Ehud Olmert
Sarah Jessica Parker
Ringo Starr
Jerry Seinfeld


And it was just a few...
Still think it is a coincident?? Take a look on the scripture below, and I'm sure you will never doubt again.


Genesis 48:13-19 (King James Version)
13And Joseph took them both, Ephraim in his right hand toward Israel's left hand, and Manasseh in his left hand toward Israel's right hand, and brought them near to him. 14And Israel stretched out his right hand, and laid it upon Ephraim's head, who was the younger, and his left hand upon Manasseh's head, guiding his hands wittingly; for Manasseh was the firstborn.15And he blessed Joseph, and said, God, before whom my fathers Abraham and Isaac did walk, the God which fed me all my life long unto this day, 16The Angel which redeemed me from all evil, bless the lads; and let my name be named on them, and the name of my fathers Abraham and Isaac; and let them grow into a multitude in the midst of the earth.
17When Joseph saw his father placing his right hand on Ephraim's head he was displeased; so he took hold of his father's hand to move it from Ephraim's head to Manasseh's head.18And Joseph said unto his father, Not so, my father: for this is the firstborn; put thy right hand upon his head. 19And his father refused, and said, I know it, my son, I know it: he also shall become a people, and he also shall be great: but truly his younger brother shall be greater than he, and his seed shall become a multitude of nations.


Matthew 25:33-34...41 (King James Version)
33And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.
34Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world:

41Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:


Matthew 6:3 (King James Version)
But when you do alms, let not your left hand know what your right hand does:



Ecclesastes 10:2 (King James Version)
A wise man's heart is at his right hand; but a fool's heart at his left.



Psalm 118:15-16 (King James Version)
15Shouts of joy and victory resound in the tents of the righteous:
“The Lord’s right hand has done mighty things! 16 The Lord’s right hand is lifted high; the Lord’s right hand has done mighty things!”

Psalm 16:11 (King James Version) Thou wilt shew me the path of life: in thy presence is fulness of joy; at thy right hand there are pleasures for evermore
Psalm 110:1 (King James Version) A Psalm of David. The Lord says to my Lord: “Sit at my right hand, until I make your enemies your footstool.”
Edward Johnson of the N.Y. Times.
First question: Are you serious, do you mean every word you just typed?
Second question: What are your view of that the Muslims follows the same idea that the right hand is more sacred than the left one, which is why they eat with their right hand and wipes their behinds with the left.
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Old 09-20-2010, 12:53 PM
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Edward Johnson of the N.Y. Times.
First question: Are you serious, do you mean every word you just typed?
Second question: What are your view of that the Muslims follows the same idea that the right hand is more sacred than the left one, which is why they eat with their right hand and wipes their behinds with the left.
How about being polite and make an introduction post. You must be one of those people that click YES on anything without reading the contents.
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How about being polite and make an introduction post. You must be one of those people that click YES on anything without reading the contents.
Of course, an introduction, indeed.
My name is Edward Johnson, I work of the New York Times and I though after many people claiming that this site is all real I would come to investigate and maybe even write a report about it, hence the question "Are you serious do you mean every single word you typed" because this the question on most peoples minds when they run across this site.
About that "You must be one of those people that click YES on anything without reading the contents." I don't see how it fits in with what I've just said, maybe you could point that out for me and maybe answer some other questions like:
What are your views on this right and business and what are you views that the Muslims community also exercises this practice?
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Old 09-20-2010, 01:28 PM
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Of course, an introduction, indeed.
My name is Edward Johnson, I work of the New York Times and I though after many people claiming that this site is all real I would come to investigate and maybe even write a report about it, hence the question "Are you serious do you mean every single word you typed" because this the question on most peoples minds when they run across this site.
About that "You must be one of those people that click YES on anything without reading the contents." I don't see how it fits in with what I've just said, maybe you could point that out for me and maybe answer some other questions like:
What are your views on this right and business and what are you views that the Muslims community also exercises this practice?
There is a special section for Introductions Introduction Forum You should repost your introduction there.

You can ask me questions in my Chat with Lisa thread, The link is in my signature.
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Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
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Old 09-21-2010, 01:49 PM
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I remember being in school and I saw a kid with his left hand on his back, he was locked with a rope.

However after my familly heard there were actually evil people on my school, I got home-schooled.
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First question: Are you serious, do you mean every word you just typed?
Second question: What are your view of that the Muslims follows the same idea that the right hand is more sacred than the left one, which is why they eat with their right hand and wipes their behinds with the left.
My view is that they should learn how to use toilet paper.
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Actually, they are pledging with their right hands. It's a common misconception; they are facing a different direction than you and it appears to be left, but if you place your right hand over your heart, and then turn around, you'll realize what I mean. I hope I helped, God Bless!
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Actually, they are pledging with their right hands. It's a common misconception; they are facing a different direction than you and it appears to be left, but if you place your right hand over your heart, and then turn around, you'll realize what I mean. I hope I helped, God Bless!
You have got you left and right mixed up. Look at the wedding ring on their hands. Clearly it is on their left hand.
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Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
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My father never took the chance of me trying to be left-handed. I was always told to keep my left hand in my pocket, and if I was ever caught using it for something, my father would smack it with a rod. Anyone claiming to be left-handed now is just being stubborn and sadistic.
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My father never took the chance of me trying to be left-handed. I was always told to keep my left hand in my pocket, and if I was ever caught using it for something, my father would smack it with a rod. Anyone claiming to be left-handed now is just being stubborn and sadistic.
It is nice to know that some parents are still doing the right thing. You are one fortunate fellow there Mr Luke Hanan.

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I feel ashamed to have been born with this wretched curse. My father tried his hardest to beat me out this phase i was in, and it wasn't until a few months ago that i was finally able to do everything completely normal.
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I feel ashamed to have been born with this wretched curse. My father tried his hardest to beat me out this phase i was in, and it wasn't until a few months ago that i was finally able to do everything completely normal.
Praise the LORD that your father gave you a good beating. Just think of the life you would have today if you were still a left-handed freak. I'm glad to hear that your behavior is normal today, but it must have been a rough childhood for you, beeing weird and all? Not to mention that you had tolive with the knowledge that God also hated you.
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So what does the bible say of ambidextrous people?
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So what does the bible say of ambidextrous people?
If you are legitimate in your question, I suggest you read the entire Book of Micah and also Judges.

Doing so will answer your question with clarity.

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Yes, it is a legitimate question. Sadly I do not have the founds or time to read the entire book of Micah. Therefore I turned my question to you all.
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Yes, it is a legitimate question. Sadly I do not have the founds or time to read the entire book of Micah. Therefore I turned my question to you all.
http://www.biblegateway.com/versions...ion-KJV-Bible/

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Yes, it is a legitimate question. Sadly I do not have the founds or time to read the entire book of Micah. Therefore I turned my question to you all.
The books of Micah and also Judges are not a long read. They are however a long post and I don't want to waste precious bandwidth.

I have pointed you in the right direction. Now it is up to you to take the initiative to follow through. That will be the proof of your conviction. Just as I can point you to God (which I have) as to your Salvation, my asking God for YOUR forgiveness will not grant it.

In secular terms. If you need to work on studying for an exam, it does not help YOU if I do all the research. It is something you have to do for yourself to get the right answers.

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