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Old 09-07-2010, 06:42 AM
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I've been thinking since Mulattos are of mixed parents, I can't understand why they are blessed with such good looks, is it to tempt True Christians and heathens further into ungodly ways? One shudders at the thought!

Here are some pictures.. see what I mean?? It's horribly tempting...






^Sydney Tamiia Poitier, daughter of Sydney Poitier and a white canadian super model



Bruna Tenorio, brazilian chinese

Oh the devil knows how to sorely Tempt would be that God held more sway over the media at least, if not people's rampant out-of-control sexual behaviour!

I'll look for more pictures, in the Interest of Protecting myself from these Temptations, no better way to face the enemy than to grab it by the horns and wrestle it to the ground. Tomorrow I'll be a better man for it

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Repent from your perversion and lust foul sinner !
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Inter racial marriages are not approved by God.

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3 Now it came to pass, when they had heard the law, that they separated from Israel all the mixed multitude.
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You are lusting after these woman, and we are clearly told not to and also not to indulge in them. So do us a favor and take your hands out of your pants and QUIT LUSTING AFTER THOSE WOMAN!
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Mulattos are like transvestites; they are hot because Satan makes them so to trap souls! Mulattos are just like transvestites; someone pretending to be something else. In Mulattos case it is cross-racing, not cross dressing.

But just keep in mind friend; you look at a Mulattos mommy cave it is just like transvestites mommy cave. A slobbering hell gate leading to the very fires of damnation.
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Old 09-07-2010, 03:56 PM
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You mean it's possible for white people and black people to make babies together? Does that mean that white people can make babies with monkeys too?

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Obviously it is the white features on them that make them so attractive.

They are still an Obamanation.
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Why do you post pictures of four ugly skanks?
It's not really proving your point, is it...
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I doubt any of those people would last two hours working in my fields. A hot mulatto has to have a strong back and calloused hands. A sharp eye to determine what is ripe and what is not.
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Yes yes thank you for the sobering words, you are more kind than I ever could have even imagined! I have been looking at more pictures of these sultry seductresses of unholy mixed unions, trying to find out what it is that is so sinfully tempting about them !! and I have become convinced they somehow look this way to tempt even the strongest most stalwart Christian into a life of reckless debauchery! Knowing such women walk the Earth I will now carry a big silver cross and keep my eyes firmly on it whenever I walk outside so as not to be lured by these satanic succubusses!!! One shudders at the thought of what techniques of seduction they have been taught by the carnal, worldly cultures they live in.. thank God I've got my Little Portable Cross™ (LPC)

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You mean it's possible for white people and black people to make babies together? Does that mean that white people can make babies with monkeys too?

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Uh, Billy Bob? You approve of your wife being in the mens only section?

Why do we even have this section? Women come barging through the door whenever they feel like it. I had to take a round out on the wife yesterday over the marijuana makes you gay board. Is there anyway we can block their entry?
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Sorry for the things I said Seth, I didn't mean them

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Sorry for the things I said Seth, I didn't mean them

Huh?

I wasn't speaking to you. I am just a little distraught at the females over running our mens section.
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Yes, me too.. One wonders if they have homer tendencies starting to emerge, going into the Men's Room could be considered a first step down the road of aeternal damnation(!!!), these wayward women need to head over to Aunt Flo's shack and talk about flowers and what they can do to love and entice their husbands to greater involvement, with the Lord, and how to have more children within holy matrimony.

Now, about these devilishly and tempting mulattos, I realize fully that they are not a match by ANY(!!) means for a True Caucasian Christian Woman™ BUT supposed one of them strayed onto ones lawn.. probably in a drug-induced stupor or coma, would I be allowed to take such a creature as a slave IMMEDIATELY and have her perform any godly labours around the house such as cleaning and bringing me cold beer while my True Christian™ wife was away on Church conventions and prayer camps???

I also wonder, does the King James Bible say it is wrong to .. 'socialize'.. with such a hellbound succubus, IF she is first made ones slave and ones True Christian™ Caucasian wife was away, perhaps on a lengthy stay to look after a sick relative. I ask this in Christ, you do understand!!

Is it possible to save the 'white' in them by breeding the mixed out of them?? I know that would involve a very distasteful prospect of .. 'fraternizing' with these truly satanic vixens, but could it be done with lots and lots of prayer, and for the glory of GOD, perhaps??? Is it a POSSIBILITY???

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Now, about these devilishly and tempting mulattos, I realize fully that they are not a match by ANY(!!) means for a True Caucasian Christian Woman™ BUT supposed one of them strayed onto ones lawn.. probably in a drug-induced stupor or coma, would I be allowed to take such a creature as a slave IMMEDIATELY and have her perform any godly labours around the house such as cleaning and bringing me cold beer while my True Christian™ wife was away on Church conventions and prayer camps???
You forget Romans friend were it says "Void when prohibited by law.".
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Damn these secular laws, they only get in the way of a True Christian Man™ getting what is his due in life... a chance to work even harder for the kingdom..

Until Christ changes the minds of these politicians... but when that day arrives Halle Berry better stay clear of my lawn, lest she'll be scrubbing pans, cleaning my guns, rifles and shotguns and reading the good book (KJV!!) every day of her God-given life, PLUS being an instrument of solace and Workers for Christ™, in the event that the True Christian Wife™ is away on her many, many prayer camps

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It appears Cindy Lou has snuck into the men's only section and written "(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)" under her post to make it appear that she was being properly supervised. I have taken the side of an oar to the back of her head and thrown sand in her eyes while she was unconscious. She is presently lazing about on the kitchen floor, probably sulking. Just one week into the relationship and she has already pulled an Ethel! As soon as she comes to I will have her make a public apology elsewhere on the forum.
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Uh, Billy Bob? You approve of your wife being in the mens only section?

Why do we even have this section? Women come barging through the door whenever they feel like it. I had to take a round out on the wife yesterday over the marijuana makes you gay board. Is there anyway we can block their entry?
Women in the men section are part of the problem like transvestites and mulatto. These women are basically sex crazed harlots who are virtually gay men trapped in women's bodies because they only want to have sex with men.
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Yeah they simply need to take it easy, God rested on the seventh day, they should get a good rest themselves, clear their heads and think about the soul, and God, instead of worldly matters, which have a way of becoming tainted with the devil despite weak people's best intentions!! I've found to simply focus on love in one's tummy, deep down, is a good way to gain some peace quickly, but sadly they will never see it, now that they know they are not welcome here on the True Christian man part of the forum

Thanks for your kindly advice, stay strong Brother!

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