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Old 11-01-2010, 03:32 PM
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Mary wasn't married to god when she bore jesus
Doesn't that make jesus a bastard?
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18 Now the birth of Jesus Christ was as follows: After His mother Mary was betrothed to Joseph, before they came together, she was found with child of the Holy Spirit. 19 Then Joseph her husband, being a just man, and not wanting to make her a public example, was minded to put her away secretly. 20 But while he thought about these things, behold, an angel of the Lord appeared to him in a dream, saying, “Joseph, son of David, do not be afraid to take to you Mary your wife, for that which is conceived in her is of the Holy Spirit. 21 And she will bring forth a Son, and you shall call His name JESUS, for He will save His people from their sins.”

It is Joseph his child, infused with the Holy Spirit. Dont mock our Lord and Savior!
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Old 11-01-2010, 03:48 PM
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Mary wasn't married to god when she bore jesus
Doesn't that make jesus a bastard?
That's about the most blasphemous statement I've ever read. Why are you so full of hate? Jesus died for you, and this is the way you choose to show him your gratitude???
I wish I could say, that I am sad that you will burn in HELL for this, but I'm really not.
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When you die, you simply cease to be. No suffering, no pleasure; I'd say it would be a surprise for you all but you can't be surprised when you don't exist.
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When you die, you simply cease to be. No suffering, no pleasure; I'd say it would be a surprise for you all but you can't be surprised when you don't exist.
What makes you say a foolish thing like that? Why did God create Heaven and Hell if they were not meant to be used? You make absolutely no sense.
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heres an idea: he didn't.

Prisoners of your own faith you are.

Why live in fear of a heaven and a hell that don't exist?
Just do the right thing, help your fellow man, dont kill people...

You people may need a bible and the fear of hell to keep yourselves from killing others/spreading hate, but i sure don't.
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Why would a loving god doom millions of people around the earth that have not been exposed to your narrow beliefs?
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heres an idea: he didn't.

Prisoners of your own faith you are.

Why live in fear of a heaven and a hell that don't exist?
Just do the right thing, help your fellow man, dont kill people...

You people may need a bible and the fear of hell to keep yourselves from killing others/spreading hate, but i sure don't.
Here is the fact and Truth© - He did!

Not prisoners of our Faith, more like warmly welcomed guests at the six star luxury resort of Faith.

No fear at all, all free will.

We do not have to have a Bible, but it sure simplfies things to have everything spelled out.

We do not spread hate friend, we only share the True Word of God™.

Why all the anger son?
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Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Old 11-01-2010, 09:17 PM
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Why would a loving god doom millions of people around the earth that have not been exposed to your narrow beliefs?
Perhaps because (to make it simple for you) like you, they simply do not care one way or the other and are afraid to admit it.

People are afraid of what they do not understand. Take the time to understand God.
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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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I was taught that for one to condemn others to hell would result in that person going to hell as well. All you do is preach hatred and condemn others for not being sheep and for being different from the likes of you.

By the looks of it, the lot of you believe in the hatred spewed onto you by your corrupt elders and, for some reason, believe that a BASTARD will be sent to hell. When Christ died, he died for all of our sins and if you look in to history and actual facts instead of just your narrow minded old testament, you will find that the people who crucified Jesus were actually the ROMANS.

Gee, a religion that promotes a lot of love and peace sure knows how to spread the word of spite and hatred.
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That's about the most blasphemous statement I've ever read. Why are you so full of hate? Jesus died for you, and this is the way you choose to show him your gratitude???
I wish I could say, that I am sad that you will burn in HELL for this, but I'm really not.
Why are you so full of hypocrisy and outdated beliefs like the world being flat?
Yes, Jesus did die for our sins, and he is GREATLY appreciated for that. However, you seem to take that for granted by bringing EVERYONE back in to the dark ages where innocent men, women and CHILDREN were burnt for being unique.

You are not god.
You have NO RIGHT to speak for him and absolutely NO RIGHT to control the likes of others with fear of being condemned for things that people like YOU lie about.
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I was taught that for one to condemn others to hell would result in that person going to hell as well. All you do is preach hatred and condemn others for not being sheep and for being different from the likes of you.

By the looks of it, the lot of you believe in the hatred spewed onto you by your corrupt elders and, for some reason, believe that a BASTARD will be sent to hell. When Christ died, he died for all of our sins and if you look in to history and actual facts instead of just your narrow minded old testament, you will find that the people who crucified Jesus were actually the ROMANS.

Gee, a religion that promotes a lot of love and peace sure knows how to spread the word of spite and hatred.
Where in the Bible does it say that condemning a person to Hell will mean the condemner will also go to Hell?

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all of you homophobic, immoral, ignorant, unloving, uneducated puritans are going to hell. God hates what you are doing. You are the uneducated inbreeds that give Christianity a bad name. Get out of the bible belt and live in the 21st century. go to school and stop wasting your miserable lives manipulating and lying to people!
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all of you homophobic, immoral, ignorant, unloving, uneducated puritans are going to hell. God hates what you are doing. You are the uneducated inbreeds that give Christianity a bad name. Get out of the bible belt and live in the 21st century. go to school and stop wasting your miserable lives manipulating and lying to people!
If you delete this post it proves your ignorance
Hi sweetie, why don't you go to the introduction forum and yes, introduce yourself (please do follow the directions). Later you may come back here and provide some Biblical evidence for your statements. We don't believe what people say about God, we only believe what God says.
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all of you homophobic, immoral, ignorant, unloving, uneducated puritans are going to hell.
Didn't we deal with this somewhere else?

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God hates what you are doing.
No he does NOT.

GOD is the one who says what and who to hate. We follow HIS rules, all of them

On the other hand I see, from the two previous comments, that you are full of hate for us. Without reason, human or divine.


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You are the uneducated inbreeds that give Christianity a bad name.
My parents are only third cousins and the good Pastors always said that our family was one of the most law abiding he'd ever met. How is that giving a bad name when the community looks up to you?

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Get out of the bible belt and live in the 21st century. go to school and stop wasting your miserable lives manipulating and lying to people!
Look most of us are educated, thank GOD, and many are teachers. With luck your children can end up in our classes.

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If you delete this post it proves your ignorance
Didn't we deal with this somewhere else?


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Oh i would never want my children, or any child for that sake to be taught by your community. You advocate hatred and ignore reason. After reading your "Africans should just stop thinking about hunger" post I am absolutely sickened you many of you are not educated. especially the one mormon who said "how could they be hungry with such large bellies?" you obviously do not know what kwashiorkor is and what malnutrition can do to a persons body.
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Ah, another one from that gaysexual pick up forum. You people are so hateful, always hating Jesus and Christians. Anyway, after seeing that Jesus made you come to this forum, I think you should apply to our ex-gay program.

You know, there is still hope for you. You don't have to follow that gaysexual deathstyle choice for the rest of your life.
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Oh i would never want my children, or any child for that sake to be taught by your community. You advocate hatred and ignore reason. After reading your "Africans should just stop thinking about hunger" post I am absolutely sickened you many of you are not educated. especially the one mormon who said "how could they be hungry with such large bellies?" you obviously do not know what kwashiorkor is and what malnutrition can do to a persons body.
Sweetie, you are still most welcome to provide some Biblical evidence to support your claims. Also, we are not mormons, it says right on top, Landover BAPTIST church. You can google the difference between mormons and baptists.
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Oh i would never want my children, or any child for that sake to be taught by your community.
Oh, some of us have the experience of teaching in other schools, if you had properly presented yourself we might see if there were some TRUE CHRISTIAN teachers in the schools of your town.

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You advocate hatred and ignore reason. After reading your "Africans should just stop thinking about hunger" post I am absolutely sickened you many of you are not educated. especially the one mormon who said "how could they be hungry with such large bellies?"
That phrase, I believe, is mine, but I'm a Baptist, not a mormon. Why would you insult me like that implying that I follow that LDS mambo jumbo?



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you obviously do not know what ---african curse removed.-- is and what malnutrition can do to a persons body.
Is that an african curse? Are you and african witch doctor?

The only malnutrition that those negros have is from too much fried chicken and sweets.

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