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I was taught that for one to condemn others to hell would result in that person going to hell as well. All you do is preach hatred and condemn others for not being sheep and for being different from the likes of you.

By the looks of it, the lot of you believe in the hatred spewed onto you by your corrupt elders and, for some reason, believe that a BASTARD will be sent to hell. When Christ died, he died for all of our sins and if you look in to history and actual facts instead of just your narrow minded old testament, you will find that the people who crucified Jesus were actually the ROMANS.

Gee, a religion that promotes a lot of love and peace sure knows how to spread the word of spite and hatred.
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Why are you so full of hypocrisy and outdated beliefs like the world being flat?
Yes, Jesus did die for our sins, and he is GREATLY appreciated for that. However, you seem to take that for granted by bringing EVERYONE back in to the dark ages where innocent men, women and CHILDREN were burnt for being unique.

You are not god.
You have NO RIGHT to speak for him and absolutely NO RIGHT to control the likes of others with fear of being condemned for things that people like YOU lie about.
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

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If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
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First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

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If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
If I'm making an ass out of myself, then I would have said the EXACT same thing that you have said. "We're right, you're wrong", and I have read each and every page of your bible and NOTHING in it says that Homosexuals will go to hell or that coveters will go to hell or so on. It says that they will be stoned. I have studied this religion to and fro and it's full of nothing but people like you who claim that god talks to them. I use my free will accordingly and I don't use the "I'm right you're wrong" card like you do. I am a woman and by your judgements, most likely a shrew. However I know where I go, I know where I stand and I know of Jesus's teachings. His teachings were to love thy neighbor no matter what or who they were and yet your people would drink PISS or eat GARBAGE if a leader of the church said that GOD told him or her that it would lead you down the path of righteousness.

Now let me inform you of this, had you read the ENTIRETY of the bible, you'd know that once the blood of Christ was shed, ALL who were or would be were forgiven. This was NOT exclusive to you.

Or better yet, USING THE LORDS NAME IN VAIN. This does not mean just saying things like "Oh my god" or "god damn it all". It means using it in profound ways such as DAMNING people to an eternal pit of fire because YOU people don't approve of their lifestyles.

Tell me, without using things like "The bible" or "Gods will", how are people like the BASTARDS, the HOMOSEXUALS, WITCHES/PAGANS, Multiracials, Non whites, or ANYONE outside of the christian faith harming you? Are they killing your family? Are they tying you up and shoving pine cones down your throat and telling you that you're virtually worthless? Or are they tying you to a steak and burning you?

If they're only making you mad, then that is by far the most CHILDISH and unreasonable thing that you could EVER come up with. You say you are good people, but if you really-TRULY believe that being a god fearing christian will make you a good person, then you were NEVER a good person to begin with.

I've already excepted the holy spirit, I've no demons nor do I have a doubt in my mind that he is watching all of us as we perform little pass arounds without an opinion but full knowledge that he's given us free will to do as we please.

Do not say that god is judging me, for again, you've no right to speak for him.
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Actually, you know what?
Maybe going to hell isn't such a bad thing.
It's warmer, very much like the summerland, there's wine, puppies, multiracials and it's like a HOMELESS SHELTER for those who did their best in their lives and there is a party every day.

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Actually, you know what?
Maybe going to hell isn't such a bad thing.
It's warmer, very much like the summerland, there's wine, puppies, multiracials and it's like a HOMELESS SHELTER for those who did their best in their lives and there is a party every day.

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What proof do you have that summerland even exists? Sounds like it's based on wishful thinking to me.
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What proof do you have that summerland even exists? Sounds like it's based on wishful thinking to me.
About as much proof as you guys do in regards to heaven or hell.
Did I mention throwing The headless horsemen or the easterbunny in there as well?
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About as much proof as you guys do in regards to heaven or hell.
Did I mention throwing The headless horsemen or the easterbunny in there as well?
We have plenty of proof for the existence of heaven and hell. I don't know if you're familiar with the parable of Lazarus (Lk 16:20-31). A man being tormented in hell pleads with Abraham to send Lazarus back from the dead to warn his brothers about hell. Abraham's response was:

Lk 16:31b If they hear not Moses and the prophets, neither will they be persuaded, though one rose from the dead.

"Moses and the prophets" means the Old Testament. In other words, if you won't believe that hell exists because the Bible says so, then you definitely won't believe any real evidence, such as someone who has seen hell coming back from the dead to tell you all about it.

So. I have proved that hell exists. How do I know heaven exists? Simple. If heaven didn't exist, Jesus would have told us so!

Jn 14:2 In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you.

So, where's your proof?
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We have plenty of proof for the existence of heaven and hell. I don't know if you're familiar with the parable of Lazarus (Lk 16:20-31). A man being tormented in hell pleads with Abraham to send Lazarus back from the dead to warn his brothers about hell. Abraham's response was:

Lk 16:31b If they hear not Moses and the prophets, neither will they be persuaded, though one rose from the dead.

"Moses and the prophets" means the Old Testament. In other words, if you won't believe that hell exists because the Bible says so, then you definitely won't believe any real evidence, such as someone who has seen hell coming back from the dead to tell you all about it.

So. I have proved that hell exists. How do I know heaven exists? Simple. If heaven didn't exist, Jesus would have told us so!

Jn 14:2 In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you.

So, where's your proof?
That's the thing, I don't have proof.
But atleast I don't get my facts from fairytales like you do.
Hell doesn't exist, and I believe that the passive aggressive route is no longer a go in this matter. You follow a cult that has been around for one thousand years and it takes much more time than that for civilizations to rise and fall and for man to evolve from monkeys. I personally don't care if you say that I'm going to hell because I don't believe in the crap you guys spew. Judaism is a practice that has been around since LONG before christianity, more than five thousand years and paganism has been followed for about three times that time period.

Now, let me put it to you guys like this.
Your religion, or christianity, is slowly, but surely dying. That thing you refer to called the bible is becoming less and less adequate like that thing beneath your clothes, which by the way, everyone knows that you touch. Men who compensate themselves with things like the bible or preaching with loud voices are just little boys wanting to be important. When society looks down upon them in reality and they know it.

Don't get me wrong, I love god.
About as much as he loves me....
But times change and people want a place to rule for their own.
It gets boring when one only has to watch from the sidelines.
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Judaism is a practice that has been around since LONG before christianity, more than five thousand years and paganism has been followed for about three times that time period.
You neglect to mention that paganism died out over a thousand years ago (in Europe anyway) and has been artificially revived only in the last century or so. A lot of the practices and beliefs of ancient paganism are unknown. Modern pagans have had to make things up and borrow from other religions to fill the gaps. So your appeal to the ancientness of paganism doesn't impress me. Besides, our God has been worshiped since Creation, some 6,000 years ago.
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Don't get me wrong, I love god.
About as much as he loves me....

If that's the case you sure have some daddy issues. With all the mistakes you said I can assure you that GOD (and capitalizing HIS name is the least you can do) is not particularly fond of you.

PRAISE THE LORD!
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The information presented here is Biblically accurate. Opinions concerning the technical difficulties, fitness requirements, safety, and ratings of self-crucifixion, flagellation, stoning, destroying enemies of GOD utterly, without mercy, and other activities inherent in Christianity are subjective and may differ from yours or others' opinions; therefore be warned that you must exercise your own judgment as to the difficulty and your ability to safely protect yourself from the inherent risks and dangers. Do not use the information provided on this site unless you are a True Christian ™ who understands and accepts the risks of participating in these activities. Landover Baptist Church makes reasonable efforts to include accurate and up to date information on this website, errors or omissions sometimes occur, therefore the information contained on here is provided "as is" and without warranties of any kind either expressed or implied. Viewing, reading, or any other use of the information contained within this web site is purely the voluntary will of the viewer or user. You, 'the viewer' or 'user' shall not hold the publisher, owner, authors or other contributors of The Jesus Experience responsible for any incidents related directly or indirectly to the Experience. Landover Baptist Church, et. al., assumes no liability or responsibility for your actions.


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