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Old 10-30-2012, 01:36 AM
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Thank you for confirming that Mr Hopking. I had suspected no better from their warped minds. Generally those witches find pornographic display in everything, even The Word Of God. No wonder they invented autoerotic asphyxiation!
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Ah, when I see that noose, I can only imagine the ghastly gruntings and moanings that act as the accompaniment to such acts of bestial lust.

Thank you for drawing it to my attention, Sister, it keeps me stronger in the Lord.

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Ah, when I see that noose, I can only imagine the ghastly gruntings and moanings that act as the accompaniment to such acts of bestial lust.

Thank you for drawing it to my attention, Sister, it keeps me stronger in the Lord.

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I've never been to Suffolk. Doesn't Brian Eno live there?



It's a couple of years since I visited England. Is it still full of weirdos? How far from The Truth your law has strayed in the last 365¼ years.

Interestingly that is the same number of years as there are days in a year. Recently I've been hearing a lot about "prophetic months" (which are supposed to be 30 years or something) and "prophetic days" (whatever they are) and I was wondering could this be a prophetic "year"?

I heard this on an heretical radio station so would appreciate any comment from one of the Pastoral Team because I don't want to turn into a heretic
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Old 10-30-2012, 03:57 AM
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Friends, what the Word of God says and what your conscience tell you will frequently be in conflict. Being saved and having faith means ignoring your conscience and following Jesus, Amen.
I am Blessed to teach elementary school children in a committed Christian school. These are the very lessons our entire educational curriculum is inspired by. It does no child any favor to let them grow up thinking society's standards are important. Children are so easily led astray since they believe adults no matter what. God's standards are the only ones they need to worry about and we make sure that lesson sinks in deeply. No child in my school will ever hear that having two mommies is anything but dangerous to the mommies, the children, and the entire community in which that family lives. No child in my school will ever hear feminist agenda with its lies about being able to do anything she wants. We don't have to worry about offending the secular god of political correctness. We only need to concern ourselves with how we can serve God. We have a very Godly idea of what it means to have No Child Left Behind!
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Old 10-30-2012, 10:34 AM
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I've never been to Suffolk. Doesn't Brian Eno live there?



It's a couple of years since I visited England. Is it still full of weirdos? How far from The Truth your law has strayed in the last 365¼ years.

Interestingly that is the same number of years as there are days in a year. Recently I've been hearing a lot about "prophetic months" (which are supposed to be 30 years or something) and "prophetic days" (whatever they are) and I was wondering could this be a prophetic "year"?

I heard this on an heretical radio station so would appreciate any comment from one of the Pastoral Team because I don't want to turn into a heretic
Sister, my lodgings are close to Woodbridge, birthplace of Emo the musician. England is still a godless land. Though I like to think that, through my ministry, the witches and warlocks of Suffolk are dwindling as I burn them all wash them in them blood of Christ.

I too would like to hear from the pastors about days, months and years of prophecy. Certainly, the English countryside is ripe for awakening. Everywhere I travel, I see evil and depravity: acupuncturists in every village, Buddhist centres in every town, pagan gift shops abound on every street corner! The road is long, Sister...

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If you need a book to tell you what is right and what is wrong, then you don't belong in this world.
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If you need a book to tell you what is right and what is wrong, then you don't belong in this world.
Friend, we do not have to have a book to tell us, that is ridiculous.

I want to go to Heaven. I want to be assured of my rightful spot at Gods side. I do not want to spend my 90+ years here on Earth, everyday worrying and wondering "Am I good enough for Jesus? Did I make the grade? Were my choices the right ones? Do these pants make my buttocks protrude in an Homosexualistic manner?" God tells us, if we follow the Bible, we ARE good enough. Done deal, go relax.

So maybe you like to be a worry wart. Sleepless nights. Severe bowel stress syndrome. Not me, not any True Christian™.
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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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If you need a book to tell you what is right and what is wrong, then you don't belong in this world.
Really? How do you know how to drive? Aren't the laws of the road written in a book? What about running heavy equipment? Should someone operating a crane not need the operators manual (a book)?

So why wouldn't we need a book on how to live our lives?

Atheists sure are dumb
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