[Pastor Ezekiel]

I hope you'll all join me in shouting "GLORY TO GOD!" over this new entry into the GOP Presidential campaign. Sheriff Joe Arpaio is just the kind of no-nonsense Christian we need to lead our country in these dark days.

Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio Won't Rule Out 2012 White House Run

Controversial Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio isn't ruling out a run for the White House in 2012, CNN reports.

The Maricopa County official -- whose claim to fame has stemmed from crusading against illegal immigration in the wake of Gov. Jan Brewer ® signing a controversial measure to tackle the matter -- is even heading to the key primary battleground state of New Hampshire next week.

According to Chad Willems, a political advisor to Arpaio, his boss "enjoys being sheriff, but he has been asked by and urged by so many people" to mount a presidential pursuit. He told CNN that "thousands of people call and write or email him each week saying 'Run for president, run for president.'"

As for the upcoming New Hampshire trip, Willems told the network that Arpaio is "not going back to test the waters," but then admitted, "People just don't go to New Hampshire if they are not interested in these things."

Statements made in the past by Arpaio suggest he sees himself carrying significant political clout.

Earlier this year, in squashing speculation that he might run for Governor in the Grand Canyon State, the Arizona sheriff said, "I don't want to be egotistical, but I could be the governor if I ran... My polls are very high. I got the money. I got the polls. I got the support." And, Apraio recently said that he considers his endorsement cred to be stronger than that of home state GOP Sen. John McCain.

Last month, the Arizona sheriff suggested President Obama consult his advice on the issue of illegal immigration.

"Why doesn't he call me to the White House and we'll have a little wine like he called the Cambridge police sergeant that arrested the professor," said Arpaio. "I'll be glad to talk and give him some advice of my 30-years in the federal government, but he won't call me, he's had the Justice Department investigating me."

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Pastor, what was I thinking? I suggested that glamorous but ultimately two-faced pansy Terry Jones of Don't-Actually-Burn-a-Koran Day.

Sheriff Joe never even occurred to me!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Taking the big picture approach, you have want a Joe Arpaio as a contender. The best Presidents come from the ranks of local Chief Executives. Let's look at it:

George W. Bush, CEO of Texas
Sarah Palin, CEO of Alaska
Joe Arpaio, CEO of a Law County Enforcement Unit

I, for one, would not write off Joe Arpoio.

[Free Market Fred]

Pastor Zeke, you are very politically astute! I didn't want to let the cat out of the bag this early, but in fact we are planning to install Joe Arpaio into power. However, that doesn't mean he'll be the president. Possibly vice-president or, more likely, attorney-general, with Sarah Palin as the nice-looking figurehead president.

It's just like we did with "President" George W Bush - he was the dimwit who could read a teleprompter. True, he had problems pronouncing big $5 words like "nuclear" (it would come out as "new clear") or "government" ("gubmint"), but most conservatives couldn't pronounce those words either or even understand what they meant, so it wasn't an issue.



Actually, Sarah Palin is even better - she doesn't need a teleprompter. With just a few crib notes written on her hand, she can deliver an exciting word salad speech. Nobody actually knows what she's talking about, but just a few key phrases like "abortion is murder" and "where is the birth certificate?" are enough to whip her yahoo audience up into a frenzy.


Sarah doesn't need a teleprompter

Anyway, while George was officially president from 2001-2008, the real president was Dick Cheney, along with the executive boards of Halliburton and Uranus Corporation. We were the ones who wrote all the legislation, and George just signed without reading any of it. He was so incurious, he never even asked what he was signing. Once he signed what he thought was legislation, only instead it was the deed to his Texas ranch. Boy was he mad when he found out he'd have to live out his retirement living in a suburban home in Dallas - he had dreams of spending his golden years supervising chain gangs clearing brush on his hobby farm.

Anyway, we have big plans for Sheriff Joe. When Patriot Act III passes, he'll be busy putting liberals into (privatized) prisons - we just know how much he'll enjoy that! And after all the money that President Cheney spent on constructing concentration camps - it's high time we put them to use.

As you know, America already leads the world in incarceration, with even more prisoners than China (despite the Chinks having almost 5 times as many people). It's just great to see that America is still number one at something. But after the coup in 2012, we'll no longer need Chink prison labor - we'll have more than enough right here in the USA! That's good, because in another couple of years, we'll be so broke that the Chinks won't lend us money or send us their valuable consumer goods in exchange for worthless freshly-printed US dollar bills.


USA 2013: Happy workers

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Free Market Fred

As you know, America already leads the world in incarceration, with even more prisoners than China (despite the Chinks having almost 5 times as many people). It's just great to see that America is still number one at something. But after the coup in 2012, we'll no longer need Chink prison labor - we'll have more than enough right here in the USA! That's good, because in another couple of years, we'll be so broke that the Chinks won't lend us money or send us their valuable consumer goods in exchange for worthless freshly-printed US dollar bills.

Bah! The Chinese will keep buying our worthless government debt so they can keep selling their worthless goods to our worthless heathen "citizens" who refuse to Buy American™!

That's called "globalization".

[Levi Jones]

This guy is a hero in Arizona. Look at his wonderful accomplishments.

Source: Any Republican blog on the web.

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Any Republican blog on the web. ]This is the way he is, and he has been re-elected several times ... Sheriff Joe Arpaio (in Arizona) is doing it RIGHT!!:

He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them. He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jails. Took away their weights. Cut off all but "G" movies.

He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on county and city projects. Then he started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued for discrimination.

He took away cable TV until he found out there was a federal court order that required cable TV for jails. So he hooked up the cable TV again but only let in the Disney channel and the weather channel. When asked why the weather channel he replied, so they will know how hot it's gonna be while they are working on my chain gangs.

He cut off coffee since it has zero nutritional value. When the inmates complained, he told them.....this is a good one......"This isn't the Ritz/Carlton. If you don't like it, don't come back."

We definitely need more men like this.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Imagine that, prisons as a place for punishment. How bizarre!

[Nobar King]

I fear that the greatest threat to the campaign to elect Joe Arapaio will be the millions of illegal aliens with fraudulent voter cards who will vote against the Sheriff. I truly believe that we need a man like this in Office to finally take care of the immigration catastrophe that is happening across the southern border.

[Levi Jones]

40¢ a meal!

"It costs more to feed our police dogs than our inmates. The dogs never committed a crime, and they're working for a living,"
The next President of the United States.

[Free Market Fred]

Originally Posted by Levi Jones

Source: Any Republican blog on the web.

Sheriff Joe Arpaio (in Arizona) is doing it RIGHT!!:

He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on county and city projects. Then he started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued for discrimination.

Good point, Brother Levi. At our privatized prisons, we don't discriminate. We give equal opportunities to Negroes, Mexicans, Muslims, women and children. All of them are given the freedom to work 18-hour days in our prison factories in exchange for 3 cups of nutritious dried dogfood.


Equal opportunity for all, regardless of race, religion, age or sex

And as further proof that we are a model company that never discriminates, just look at our international portfolio. We happily sell weapons to various sides in the African diamond wars. The Mexican and Colombian drug cartels are also reliable customers (they always pay cash, which proves that free trade is lifting the Latinos out of poverty). And the recent $60 billion weapons sale we just made with Saudi Arabia should give us our most profitable year ever! Meanwhile, we're supplying the Iranians with all they need to build nuclear weapons, funneling the technology through our Moscow office in order to evade outdated US export restrictions. And needless to say, we can always rely on Israel to spend at least $10 billion a year on weapons.


No discrimination: supplying Africans with the tools they need

Supplying weapons to all sides in military conflicts worldwide - it just goes to show, we don't discriminate against anybody. I personally think that we deserve some kind of an award for our continued support for diversity.

[Nobar King]

Originally Posted by Levi Jones

40¢ a meal!

That's just the cost of the rice and beans that he serves them. It doesn't take into account the wages of the cooks nor cafeteria guards, nor the cost to build the cafeteria, nor the price society has to pay to recover from the crimes that the prisoners were convicted of.