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Default Dear God, please strike Doris Lessing dead - 10-24-2007, 02:38 PM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7057601.stm

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Nobel Prize-winning author Doris Lessing has said that the 11 September attacks were not as significant as the terror campaign waged by the IRA.

Lessing won the Nobel Prize, worth £763,000, honouring her 57-year career.
She was recognised for her "fire and visionary power", and is due to collect her award at a ceremony in Stockholm on 10 December.
The writer, whose novels include The Golden Notebook and Memoirs of a Survivor, also branded US President George W Bush "a world calamity".
"Everyone is tired of this man. Either he is stupid or he is very clever, although you have to remember he is a member of a social class which has profited from wars." The writer also said that she "always hated Tony Blair from the beginning".
This woman is a communist femaroid! Everyone pray she dies ASAP!


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Default Re: Dear God, please strike Doris Lessing dead - 10-24-2007, 02:42 PM

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This woman is a communist femaroid! Everyone pray she dies ASAP!
Bah!!
Those Cheddar Cheese eating Surrender Monkeys in Englandistan just don't understand how the world should be governed.



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Default Re: Dear God, please strike Doris Lessing dead - 10-24-2007, 03:34 PM

First Algor and now this. Why does the Nobel committee hate America so much?


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Default Re: Dear God, please strike Doris Lessing dead - 10-24-2007, 04:20 PM

The Nobel Prize is nothing more than a popularity contest for cheese-eating, America-hating, Eurotrash surrender monkeys.


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Default Re: Dear God, please strike Doris Lessing dead - 10-24-2007, 06:45 PM

The Moslem Menace being comparable to a few drunken Irish Catholics? Nonsense!

9-11 is, inarguably, THE WORST EVENT IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD, and of course 9-11 CHANGES EVERYTHING, and cannot be compared to anything in history, nor can history teach us anything about how to respond to it.

Being THE WORST EVENT IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD, and because 9-11 CHANGES EVERYTHING, civil liberties have to be regarded a quaint anacronism, and we have to become a nation of torturers, invaders, occupiers, and, if need be, WMD-using genociders.

This is not some minor threat like what used to happen.

What's next, comparing 9-11 to light skirmishes such as the Civil War, or the British occuping Boston and burning Washington down, or the Japanese invading Alaska and bombing Hawaii while German subs sink ships in New York Harbor, or the Russians being a half-hour away from turning us all into radioactive ashes with the push of a button...

Civil liberties, quaint notions of civilized conduct and international law, could be preserved back then because those events might have been scary but, but where not THE WORST EVENT IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD.


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Default Re: Dear God, please strike Doris Lessing dead - 10-24-2007, 08:53 PM

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The Moslem Menace being comparable to a few drunken Irish Catholics? Nonsense!

9-11 is, inarguably, THE WORST EVENT IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD, and of course 9-11 CHANGES EVERYTHING, and cannot be compared to anything in history, nor can history teach us anything about how to respond to it.

Being THE WORST EVENT IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD, and because 9-11 CHANGES EVERYTHING, civil liberties have to be regarded a quaint anacronism, and we have to become a nation of torturers, invaders, occupiers, and, if need be, WMD-using genociders.

This is not some minor threat like what used to happen.

What's next, comparing 9-11 to light skirmishes such as the Civil War, or the British occuping Boston and burning Washington down, or the Japanese invading Alaska and bombing Hawaii while German subs sink ships in New York Harbor, or the Russians being a half-hour away from turning us all into radioactive ashes with the push of a button...

Civil liberties, quaint notions of civilized conduct and international law, could be preserved back then because those events might have been scary but, but where not THE WORST EVENT IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD.
Well said, Brother Thurmond.

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Default Re: Dear God, please strike Doris Lessing dead - 11-16-2007, 01:25 AM

You know that wishing ill will apon other is UN-CHRISTIAN!
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Default Re: Dear God, please strike Doris Lessing dead - 11-16-2007, 01:27 AM

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You know that wishing ill will apon other is UN-CHRISTIAN!
Can you show us in the Bible where it says that?

God hates plenty of people.


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Default Re: Dear God, please strike Doris Lessing dead - 11-16-2007, 01:35 AM

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Can you show us in the Bible where it says that?

God hates plenty of people.
Matthew 5:39

But what do I know...I'm your anti-christ.
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Default Re: Dear God, please strike Doris Lessing dead - 11-16-2007, 02:03 AM

Namby pamby NT verses during a time of war? You should be ashamed. The woman is clearly unhinged and a Godless Liberal on top of that so naturally Jesus has already forsaken her(if she even had Him to begin with).
There is an unpardonable sin Nancy.
Blasphemy
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This woman hates America, American ideals and policies and by claiming some drunken fireworks in the 70's for Petes sake, was worse than Allah the sky Devil sending his minions to attack America is nothing short of mental retardation, sedition and yes, blasphemy.
This country was founded on Christianity unlike Ireland which was founded on drinking, wife beating and golf. We also don't idolize and cherish barbarian and pagan rock sculptures like Europe does do we? Of course not because worshipping rocks is stupid. Jesus favors America so it is only logical that an attack upon our soil is of greater concern than some broken shop windows and burnt cars three decades ago, half the planet away from where He lives.

Get real, get right with the Lord or get sent to Hell.
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Default Re: Dear God, please strike Doris Lessing dead - 11-16-2007, 02:06 AM

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Doris Lessing is your aunt?


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Default Re: Dear God, please strike Doris Lessing dead - 11-16-2007, 03:48 AM

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Default Re: Dear God, please strike Doris Lessing dead - 11-16-2007, 04:53 PM

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