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Old 12-31-2010, 10:14 PM
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I can't blame you. Legal prostitution (sure you had a great time right there alone), champagne & wines (sure you had a great time right there as well), rillette, nougat, ham, you name it...It sure changes from the fatty hamburgers and fried squirrels...
You elite, arrogant eurotrash snobs really burn me up. God loves America and has Blessed us above all other nations, and you're just jealous.

Besides, what's wrong with fried squirrel?
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Well, this time i got to say something. I'm french, an agnostic one, i allready tried to speak about religion (not to say that it's bad or something else) but this time it's not the point.

The fact that you are showing are a little bit to much to be true.
First about snails frogs and also, France was the world eater before the second world war and shortly after. After it, France wasn't really the leader, more ex aequo with the other european countrys or asiatic ones (Asia is taking the world leader place, it's not catholic or baptist at all but it works, why is God allowing this? just a question.)

For the catholics, there are more Atheists than catholics, something like 40% catholics. Of course it's against you're version of the holy bible, but try to have real facts, the same for joan of arc, still today we don't know if the hermaphrodite history wasn't just to take her reputation down or not, it's still not justified.

For the buildings, well buildings are like that, but in america there are buildings much more higher with no more importance, so what's the matter?
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I'm french, an agnostic one...
Wrong. There is no such thing as an "agnostic."
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For the catholics, there are more Atheists than catholics, something like 40% catholics
No matter the percentage of Catholics, the government supports many of that church's "holy feasts" by giving everyone the day off.

It is un-Christian and economically self-defeating ( rather the same thing, actually).


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It's sad you don't even try to read the whole post, because it has questions and assuptions you can't even answer and say something ridiculous as 'sodomites'. It's funny that you can't think of something else than sex
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First about snails
[...] the same for joan of arc, still today we don't know if the hermaphrodite
Snails are also hermaphrodite, and it is a well-known fact* that you Froggies eat snails in a travesty of the farce of Catholic Communion Mass to worship Joan of Arc as a goddess.

*I note that you are not denying it!
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It's sad you don't even try to read the whole post, because it has questions and assuptions you can't even answer and say something ridiculous as 'sodomites'.
He's French! How much proof do you want?
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One thing I cannot get a handle on is, I know we listed only ten things God hates about the french. What I want to know, it there even one thing He likes?
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One thing I cannot get a handle on is, I know we listed only ten things God hates about the french. What I want to know, it there even one thing He likes?
With respect to France, NO. The list was the top ten, there are possibly thousands more. I am still waiting for the surrender monkeys to say thank you for saving them from the Japs in WW2.
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With respect to France, NO. The list was the top ten, there are possibly thousands more. I am still waiting for the surrender monkeys to say thank you for saving them from the Japs in WW2.
They will never say thank you. They are selfish, greedy, self centered Godless cretins. And french
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Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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You elite, arrogant eurotrash snobs really burn me up. God loves America and has Blessed us above all other nations, and you're just jealous.

Besides, what's wrong with fried squirrel?
but pastor ezekial!

God HATES america, this has been proven by "biblical logic" in many of your other posts as well. Of course I believe that your bible is fairy tales but this is besides the point. YOUR biblical logic clearly shows why god hates america

In another thread your people also say that god says its ok to kill 99.6% of people americans included! I hope the devils evil ways have not gotten to you pastor
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The fact that you are showing are a little bit to much to be true.
First about snails frogs and also, France was the world eater before the second world war and shortly after.
You ate what? Friend, I'm fairly sure you have your frilly French knickers in a twist here, I am nearly certain that France did not eat the world either before or after the Second World War.
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but pastor ezekial!

God HATES america, this has been proven by "biblical logic" in many of your other posts as well. Of course I believe that your bible is fairy tales but this is besides the point. YOUR biblical logic clearly shows why god hates america

In another thread your people also say that god says its ok to kill 99.6% of people americans included! I hope the devils evil ways have not gotten to you pastor
Yes, God may hate 99.6% of Americans, but that's still 0.3999% better than the proportion of Frenchies that He hates, at a conservative estimate.
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Sodomites are not welcome here. [IMG]file:///C:/Users/Cyril/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.gif[/IMG]

Who said I was? Looks like you’re “godlike side” doesn’t really work on guessing who people really are. Holidays would help you dear boy

Well, I suppose admitting you have a serious problem is the first step towards a solution. Is your home near the Colosseum?

Well, if only the fact of being French makes me a sodomite snales-eater mother***er, then I’ve got a problem, that’s true, but first, every French people aren’t exactly the same, and for the colosseum, maybe that’s the wrong name because the colosseum is in italia, not France.

No matter the percentage of Catholics, the government supports many of that church's "holy feasts" by giving everyone the day off.

It is un-Christian and economically self-defeating ( rather the same thing, actually).

Allright, for this one I’m fully agree, most of the chirstian feasts gives day off to everyone and you can say, every and only Christian feasts.

Snails are also hermaphrodite, and it is a well-known fact* that you Froggies eat snails in a travesty of the farce of Catholic Communion Mass to worship Joan of Arc as a goddess.

*I note that you are not denying it!

I’m not denying the fact that we aren’t eating more snales than another country, and the real problem here : there is no feast to worship joan of arc, snales are for some families for Christmas, I said SOME families, Joan of arc is a historical problem for historians, in France nobody cares about her in religion.

He's French! How much proof do you want? [IMG]file:///C:/Users/Cyril/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image002.gif[/IMG]

If french us a proof for you that every french are evil, then you got some closed-minded problem.

One thing I cannot get a handle on is, I know we listed only ten things God hates about the french. What I want to know, it there even one thing He likes?

Well, if god is like this forum thinks he is, then there is absolutely nothing, I’m quietly sure about that.

With respect to France, NO. The list was the top ten, there are possibly thousands more. I am still waiting for the surrender monkeys to say thank you for saving them from the Japs in WW2.

In WW2, most of the jewish people would have been killed (well, they were), the rest assimilated. Nothing to disturbing, they’re lives against they’re country.
And I don’t think there were only true American Baptist believer ine the American army.

They will never say thank you. They are selfish, greedy, self centered Godless cretins. And french

Some holidays there would help you. Indeed, we are known to be selfish, but at the same time one of the hoiday best country where to get to, and people (out of paris) are mostely known as nice (in paris no, there are allways stressed)

You ate what? [IMG]file:///C:/Users/Cyril/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image003.gif[/IMG]Friend, I'm fairly sure you have your frilly French knickers in a twist here, I am nearly certain that France did not eat the world either before or after the Second World War.

Even in America there are snails and frogs eaten, just like in other countrys. I personnaly never tried, I hate the smell of that food.



Yes, God may hate 99.6% of Americans, but that's still 0.3999% better than the proportion of Frenchies that He hates, at a conservative estimate.

But you don’t know what proportion of France god really hates, no one is like another you know, who knows where the biggest proportion is.

Strange, I’ve got a message who says I’m homosexual, well, I only like women, sorry, wonder why some here are so sure to see evil personified
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Who said I was? Looks like you’re “godlike side” doesn’t really work on guessing who people really are.
A wild guess: you are Cyril?

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Would you please stop eating other countries!
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First of all, how can God be a racist when He is a Godly white man himself?

Revelation 1:14 (King James Version) 14His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;


Song of Solomon 5:10 My beloved is white and ruddy, the chiefest among ten thousand.

Second of all, even if God was a racist, that shouldn't make you sad, because God decides what is good and evil. Have you no moral compass at all?

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How can God be a racist if He created all races?
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