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Old 10-04-2010, 10:00 PM
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Let me start of by stating that when I first read this post I thought it was a huge joke. Upon further reading it would seem that this is is actually what you believe. I'm still not 100% convinced this is real but if it is then god have mercy on you.



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So you seriously think God would approve of this horrible Minecraft? Did you ever even try to read a Bible?
I think God would approve of this simplest of video game sand yes I have read the Bible.


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Nonsense, the pig is not a building block so there is no reason whatsoever why it would have to look like blocks. Also modern video cards are very capable of rendering much more decent graphics. There can be only one conclusion here. The maker of this game wants to mock God!
The whole design of the game is based around blocks. In keeping with the style of the games everything is block based. It has nothing to do with mocking god. That comment makes no sense what so ever.


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So you are denying that in Minecraft griefing is about destroying the creations of others?
Yes, Griefing is about destroying another person creations. It is highly looked down upon and something that will be addressed in later versions of the game.

How you made the connection from a simple act of vandalism to pedophilia and sex slaves is baffling.


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Those huge constructions he is looking at are not his feet. You need to see an eye doctor.
Yes because apparently anything slightly sphere shaped is an instant connection to testicles. I doubt many people would see a half sphere and instantly think testicles...you apparently do. What does that say about your thought processes...

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Dream on. When you wake up you will be in hell, with the other Minecraft sinners.

If what equates to a digital version of LEGO blocks and mining will send you to hell then we are all doomed, including you for thinking about testicles when you see anything close to a sphere.



Side note: When someone says Indie it DOES NOT MEAN INDIA. Indie = Independent. Meaning it was designed by a single person or small group and not a large company.
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Old 10-04-2010, 10:40 PM
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I'm a Christian. I have accepted Jesus Christ, taking him at his word and trying to live a life worthy of what I've become (and continue to become). I am not perfect, but that's okay because I believe in a god of love. I believe in a God who wants us to enjoy the world he's created for us, bringing light to the darkness and love to everyone we meet.

I believe in a God of grace, not rules. Of love, not blind judgment. At the very least, I know that I am not qualified to judge things I do not fully understand on behalf of an all-powerful God. I think it's safe to say that's God's job.

I saw a number of things while examining this thread that caused me to pause and reflect.

1) God is love. As such, it stands to reason that those perusing a Christian website, looking for a way to fill that hole in their lives, looking for someone to accept them just as they are would be labeled as "unsaved trash" that is currently "under investigation". (Yes, that was sarcastic)



I had hoped this was a joke, but then I continued to look...

2) Apparently, according to this forum and those posting here, this is the sort of remark a "True Christian" would make:


Yes, that might be off-topic considering we're talking about Minecraft here, but I think it goes a long way toward the credibility of those hosting this debate. Since moral character is the heart of this issue, I think it's applicable. Don't you?

3) This is a static screenshot so the animation is lost, but these little smileys are worth a post in their own right. The blue one is rotating, aflame, while the yellow one points and laughs. This was posted by one who says he is "Close to God". I'll just leave this right here for you to consider.




Here's another one, showing that God truly is love:


4) I'll finish with some shining examples of pure ignorance. I'm sorry, I usually don't make comments like this but you need to understand that if you want to make an intelligent argument, especially on behalf of your God, put some thought into it first.

"Indie" = Independent, as in NOT published by a big game developer. Not India. (Also, nice touch with the World of Warcraft gold comment. Very mature.)



I'm not sure I can even do justice to the ignorance in this comment:




First, you look like an intelligent person, Mr. Templeton. How exactly will a game that involves mining for various minerals and building things out of the mined ore provoke someone to shoot up a school? I don't follow that logic.

Also, for future reference, you have "children", not "childs".

Now, the game itself...

When something is blatantly evil, I agree with you that we should stand up and denounce it. It seems obvious to me that you agree with this sentiment. It fills me with happiness then, to know that all other problems in the world have been identified and fixed, such that a simple building game is now the most significant threat to our society.

Video game code is exceedingly complex, and this blocky environment is primarily due to the simple fact that one guy designed it, all on his own. The shiny games you see in Best Buy are made with groups of engineers and million-dollar budgets. Also, this low-resolution environment adds to the "building block" effect, allowing users to easily build whatever they like.

This freedom to build anything is just that - freedom. This is exactly why the game is so wildly popular. You can build anything you can imagine, without restriction.

Blind faith in anything is dangerous. I say that as a Christian. My faith is not blind, my eyes are wide open. Also, my faith is strong enough that it won't be shaken by a simple video game. In contrast, what I see here is faith not in God but the rules, not in acceptance but in condescension, not in love but in judgment. Truly, what I see here is simple: fear.

I am not angry, I am saddened. It breaks my heart that those who might come here looking for love would instead find you. This is not what being a Christian is all about.
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I think God would approve of this simplest of video game sand yes I have read the Bible.
Of course God would disapprove: Matthew 24:24 "For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect."

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The whole design of the game is based around blocks.
Duh! That's exactly my point. And these idiotic blocks mock God!

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Yes, Griefing is about destroying another person creations.
I am glad you finally admit I was right all along there.

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Yes because apparently anything slightly sphere shaped is an instant connection to testicles.
Hey, don't shoot the messenger. I didn't make the game.

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If what equates to a digital version of LEGO blocks and mining will send you to hell then we are all doomed
Lego is from Denmark: God hates Denmark!

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Don't talk nonsense. Minecraft makes millions, there is nothing small about it.
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I'm a Christian. I have accepted Jesus Christ, taking him at his word and trying to live a life worthy of what I've become (and continue to become). I am not perfect, but that's okay because I believe in a god of love. I believe in a God who wants us to enjoy the world he's created for us, bringing light to the darkness and love to everyone we meet.
You have been lied to or you are blind. But whatever you are, you are not a Christian. Any Christian who has bothered to actually read the Holy Bible knows that God does not love everyone! Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."

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I believe in a God of grace, not rules.
Then you are a complete idiot, who will burn in hell. Why on earth do you think God gave us a Bible that is filled with rules? To use as toilet paper?

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At the very least, I know that I am not qualified to judge things I do not fully understand on behalf of an all-powerful God. I think it's safe to say that's God's job.
And again you demonstrate that you have not read the Holy Bible! Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour." John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."

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I'll finish with some shining examples of pure ignorance. I'm sorry, I usually don't make comments like this but you need to understand that if you want to make an intelligent argument, especially on behalf of your God, put some thought into it first.
Perhaps you should try doing this yourself instead...

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When something is blatantly evil, I agree with you that we should stand up and denounce it.
Did you not notice the game has zombies? God does not like stuff like that: Exodus 22:18 "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live."

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Blind faith in anything is dangerous. I say that as a Christian. My faith is not blind, my eyes are wide open. Also, my faith is strong enough that it won't be shaken by a simple video game.
As you completely ignore what is in God's Holy Bible, you probably didn't even read it, you are not a Christian!

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It's time to stop lying and start accepting the real truth that is in the Holy Bible. This would be a good place to start: The Holy Bible Series PART 1: HELL!
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How is this Starcraft game even legal? It sounds like a pedophile's paradise. In fact, if the FBI wanted to (and they probably have), they could hang out in the online lobbies for Starcraft and lure pedophiles and other dirty perverts. That is why I forbid my grandchildren from playing the Nintendo, so they won't be exposed to games like this.

I'm telling you, these damn Nintendo games are a cancer on decent Christian society.

I also think we need to be extra-vigilant against anyone who comes here and defends this game. We can't trust them, and we shouldn't let any children on this thread.
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This game is part of Obama's plot to destroy America. I wouldn't be surprised at all if Obama, the Asians that programmed this junk, and Lucifer were the ones that put this filth online.
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@Cranky Old Man: Reading this thread makes me really sad. It really seems you forgot many ideas from Holy Bible. Indeed, good christians must absolutely be impartial and ignore hatred toward a brother. Do you think you are near enough of God to be able to judge something you don't even know? Shame on this behavior, which is deshonorating our strong faith. Let's not enter in this game, wanted by Middle-East dictatures to weaken us! Focus on ourselves instead of some trivial videogames. Cranky Old Man, you cannot be a good christian if hatred leads your life. You should also read some other sacred books (such as Coran, Tao, etc) in order to understand the meaning of God's Will.
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I play doom 3 - a 3d shooter in which you blow away demonic monsters from hell with a variety of futuristic weaponary. It doesnt really have satan in it but if it did i would blow his sorry arse away as well.

There is a bit of the game where you step through the portal into hell - I think this part is the most intresting - it goes to show how science will totally make a ham of everything. Only your steely nerves and faith can get you through this part - your inner light (and thats intresting as well! you can either hold a gun or a torch but not both - thats like saying you can have your human weapons or your guiding light but not both) giving you the strength to battle through to the end - a confrontation with the cyberdemon! another mix of science and satanism!

It should be every true christians holy duty to play doom 3.

Anyway... saw this thread on a computer game and thought i would throw in my 42 cents.

hallelujah brother!
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@Cranky Old Man: Reading this thread makes me really sad. It really seems you forgot many ideas from Holy Bible. Indeed, good christians must absolutely be impartial and ignore hatred toward a brother. Do you think you are near enough of God to be able to judge something you don't even know? Shame on this behavior, which is deshonorating our strong faith. Let's not enter in this game, wanted by Middle-East dictatures to weaken us! Focus on ourselves instead of some trivial videogames. Cranky Old Man, you cannot be a good christian if hatred leads your life. You should also read some other sacred books (such as Coran, Tao, etc) in order to understand the meaning of God's Will.
You make a lot of assertions, but you do not back a single one of them up with the Word of God (KJV 1611).

Listen, lady. You are not a Christian if you come to our private church forums and tell us that we should be reading satanic books like the "Coran" and the "Tao." The Bible makes it very clear that True Christians™ are to have no fellowship with wickedness.

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I hope this has cleared up some of your misunderstanding. You obviously have much to learn from us, so I hope you will spend some time here and receive true doctrine.

I will pray for you.
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I suppose with the news that videogames are Satan's work, the church oughtta take this down: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/PS3.htm

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It saddens me what have become of our country. The kids will grow up to become moralless anarchists, rapists, murderers, etc.
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I play doom 3 - a 3d shooter in which you blow away demonic monsters from hell with a variety of futuristic weaponary. It doesnt really have satan in it but if it did i would blow his sorry arse away as well.
Then you must really suck at it as Doom 3 takes place in Hell and Satan is the final boss you have to defeat. Doom 3 is an excellent example of why no one should ever play video games. Your mind and soul have clearly been destroyed by Doom 3.
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Minecraft teaches children that you can create your own tools by combining ingredients instead of the American way of ordering online or going to Wallmart. It teaches children they can farm their own food instead of learning them the American way of going to McDonalds for that. It teaches them to waste huge amounts of time on making their own buildings, instead of the American way of buying a house with borrowed money! It teaches children to be creative, instead of watching commercials on television! All this clearly damages and ultimately destroys the American economy! It can be no coincidence that this game was created while Obama is in office!

I'll skip the obvious flaws in grammar and get straight to the point.
Is the American way REALLY God's way? Didn't Jesus make his own tools? Didn't our forefathers farm their own food instead of going to McDonalds? Don't we build our own buildings? Or did god poof your house to where it is now?? Why can't our children be creative? Because you can't control your children's creativity? Because you're afraid your children are smarter than you are? Because I hope to god for their sake they are. You sir, have a few things to learn. Maybe it's just because I was raised in a southern baptist church and am now a computer science major, but I see NOTHING WRONG with Minecraft.

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Brother COM, you did nothing at all wrong!

What would a ginger know about grammar, except that his hair is orange like one!



^..Gramma is a type of sweet pumpkin.

The fact that he started a sentence with the word BECAUSE also clearly shows he is no expert on the matter.

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Didn't Jesus make his own tools? Didn't our forefathers farm their own food instead of going to McDonalds? Don't we build our own buildings? Or did god poof your house to where it is now??
Sure, we told the Mexicans and Chines what needed to be done and they did what they were told.

What were those tobacco and cotton fields filled with friend? African slaves.

What were the factories of Andrew Carnegie and Henry Ford filled with? Irish and Slavic immigrants.

Who built the railroads? The Irish and Chinese.

Who grows our food? Mexican illegals.

I don't know what communist version of America Herr Obama has you convinced of but America was never a nation of paupers with dirty hands.
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No are you no Southern Baptist. A Real Baptists knows what America is, like they would know to capitalize the word "God".
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this thread is hysterical. if you guys are truly serious about this, then you are piffleing idiots.
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this thread is hysterical. if you guys are truly serious about this, then you are piffleing idiots.
Yes, it is unbelievable the number of idiots who come in trying to defend this communist pimping, anti-American values game.
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