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Old 10-07-2010, 11:17 AM
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Hello ya'll. I'm the creator of this game.
The first thing I'll say is that you're all piffleing idiots. The blocky textures is because I did this all alone, and thus I can't create more advanced textures because I'm a coder. The term "indie" means independent, with other words I'm not tied to a bigger company like Activison or Blizzard.

Secondly, I'm happy I wasn't raised by you mormons when I was a child. No video games? REALLY?! Your kids must piffleing hate you. I would've killed myself if I didn't get to play video games. Also what is bad with creativity? So you are saying every single painter, musician, game designer and so on and so forth is a Satanist?

When I first read this extremely idiotic thread I thought it was a joke. Then I looked through the replies. Wow. Just wow. And those aren't walking penises, for you to even think that you need to have a dirty mind you piffleing pervert. For one, they're green. Second they aren't even shaped like a penis. Third, it's a monster. It blows up when it comes near you. This game have nothing to do about mocking your oh so precious non-existent god. It's for kids and adults alike to be able to express their creativity in this virtual sandbox. For those who don't like that there's also a survival mode. And there will be a adventure mode in the future.

With other words, you guys are giant mormons. Oh and by the way, I am an atheist. God does not exist, nor does Satan or hell. The world was created by the big bang. So yeah, I'll enjoy my non existent hell, and I'll enjoy coding my minecraft, get rich as piffle and piffle lots o' whores with all the money!

Ciao idiots.
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here here, notch!
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Hello ya'll. I'm the creator of this game.
The first thing I'll say is that you're all piffleing idiots. The blocky textures is because I did this all alone, and thus I can't create more advanced textures because I'm a coder. The term "indie" means independent, with other words I'm not tied to a bigger company like Activison or Blizzard.

Secondly, I'm happy I wasn't raised by you mormons when I was a child. No video games? REALLY?! Your kids must piffleing hate you. I would've killed myself if I didn't get to play video games. Also what is bad with creativity? So you are saying every single painter, musician, game designer and so on and so forth is a Satanist?

When I first read this extremely idiotic thread I thought it was a joke. Then I looked through the replies. Wow. Just wow. And those aren't walking penises, for you to even think that you need to have a dirty mind you piffleing pervert. For one, they're green. Second they aren't even shaped like a penis. Third, it's a monster. It blows up when it comes near you. This game have nothing to do about mocking your oh so precious non-existent god. It's for kids and adults alike to be able to express their creativity in this virtual sandbox. For those who don't like that there's also a survival mode. And there will be a adventure mode in the future.

With other words, you guys are giant mormons. Oh and by the way, I am an atheist. God does not exist, nor does Satan or hell. The world was created by the big bang. So yeah, I'll enjoy my non existent hell, and I'll enjoy coding my minecraft, get rich as piffle and piffle lots o' whores with all the money!

Ciao idiots.
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Hello ya'll. I'm the creator of this game.
The first thing I'll say is that you're all piffleing idiots. The blocky textures is because I did this all alone, and thus I can't create more advanced textures because I'm a coder. The term "indie" means independent, with other words I'm not tied to a bigger company like Activison or Blizzard.

Secondly, I'm happy I wasn't raised by you mormons when I was a child. No video games? REALLY?! Your kids must piffleing hate you. I would've killed myself if I didn't get to play video games. Also what is bad with creativity? So you are saying every single painter, musician, game designer and so on and so forth is a Satanist?

When I first read this extremely idiotic thread I thought it was a joke. Then I looked through the replies. Wow. Just wow. And those aren't walking penises, for you to even think that you need to have a dirty mind you piffleing pervert. For one, they're green. Second they aren't even shaped like a penis. Third, it's a monster. It blows up when it comes near you. This game have nothing to do about mocking your oh so precious non-existent god. It's for kids and adults alike to be able to express their creativity in this virtual sandbox. For those who don't like that there's also a survival mode. And there will be a adventure mode in the future.

With other words, you guys are giant mormons. Oh and by the way, I am an atheist. God does not exist, nor does Satan or hell. The world was created by the big bang. So yeah, I'll enjoy my non existent hell, and I'll enjoy coding my minecraft, get rich as piffle and piffle lots o' whores with all the money!

Ciao idiots.
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You're boring.

It is more than apparent that you are just a child and what you are doing is identity theft as well as claiming credit for someone else's intellectual property.

I have already emailed Markus Perrson with a link to your claims.

I may be against this game and computer games generally, but he does need to know little brats like you are out on the internet claiming to be him.


BTW here is the prison time you could get for your little prank.

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Hope you enjoy your 5 - 30 yr sentence. I can guarantee you, you will be praying to Jesus while your cellmate Bubba is sodomizing you.

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I'm here for a good conversation, debate... because I enjoy playing minecraft.

I honestly feel so bad for you. Genetic Manipulation? I thought those scientists don't know what they were talking about? And now you're giving them the benefit of the doubt that one day they can change the world to look like this? Seriously 100% Laughable, Get real.


Walking penises... really? If yours look like that then I mourn for you and your horrible disfigured parts. This is one of the saddest things I've ever heard, and you're being serious... I would hate to hear your opinion on TV if this is what you pull from that picture.

Masterbating over his creation? Way to jump to a assumption there buddy.. chances are you're the one masterbating. It's called an Awe-inspiring sight, when something takes you that long to make why wouldn't you actually enjoy it? As if someone that wrote the bible wouldn't read it and press it to others, rofl.

LOL, you seriously have some mental issues that I would see a therapist about. You're against kids being creative? With your imagination I would think you would be all for it, otherwise who will make these outrageous claims when you die and goto heaven? Lol, you're even against being independent... thats just ignorant. Going to McDonald's? Really? You're are seriously the reason why the usa is in the Shape / State that its in. I will hardly even touch on the Obama thing, thats just sad that you think the president of the usa has time to mess around with games when our country is the way it is.

The halloween thing, just makes me laugh... However I can understand that you feel this way, if I was mislead so horribly as a child and knew no better, I would be the same way.
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I am a devout southern white Christian from the good ol' US of A.

I am appalled by the number of commie neck, low life niggers who make even our shit-stained president look good. All those commie Jews who want our beloved children to play those god-awful satanic games. Isn't it god who has laid this roadblock?. Listen my brothers, if we could repel those japs in WWII we can repel the demons away from our children!


Fight against the "developers" of this cursed pedophiliac game!




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I am a devout southern white Christian from the good ol' US of A.

I am appalled by the number of commie neck, low life niggers who make even our shit-stained president look good. All those commie Jews who want our beloved children to play those god-awful satanic games. Isn't it god who has laid this roadblock?. Listen my brothers, if we could repel those japs in WWII we can repel the demons away from our children!


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Good, admitting you a have a problem could be the first step towards a solution.

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Genetic Manipulation? I thought those scientists don't know what they were talking about? And now you're giving them the benefit of the doubt that one day they can change the world to look like this?
With Satan's help there are all kinds of evil things scientists can do. That is why they have to be stopped!

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I would hate to hear your opinion on TV if this is what you pull from that picture.
I don't own a TV but I have been told I missed nothing there.

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There is no need to be creative, everything we need has already been created by God.

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You have been horribly mislead as a child. I hope you will figure that out before it is too late...
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I saw the username notchz, who introduced himself as creator of Minecraft. It is true. It is very well known to minecraft fans that the game's creator has the name Notch. He's a cool guy. He invented the entire thing by himself. Why don't you guys stop persecuting video games and go verbally abuse the Taliban, they deserve it, unlike Minecraft!
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I saw the username notchz, who introduced himself as creator of Minecraft. It is true. It is very well known to minecraft fans that the game's creator has the name Notch. He's a cool guy. He invented the entire thing by himself.
There is no way that is the real Notchz. The real Notch would have immediately started to seduce little children.

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Minecraft is much worse than the Taliban! The Taliban admit they are evil, Minecraft pretends to be good!
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Just registered to point out my digust at the level of ignorance displayed in this thread. People like the OP that spout puritanical nonsense with zero evidence or research are no better than those from history who attempted to outlaw music and film. Any medium for creativity can be abused, taking those and showing them as gospel for the mass output of that medium is a shameful misrepresentation. Two points on the first post by the way. 1. That is a monster called a creeper, it is not a penis. 2. Just because something is a sphere that doesn't make it a testicle. I'm a christian, i enjoy playing minecraft. My minecraft server even recreated the statue of Jesus from brazil looks great over looking the beach .
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As a indie developer (indie doesn't always mean games) i laugh you think that a group of people could create a game that runs on java (a cross [no not the symbol] platform engine) with perfectly life-like graphics. However i may be wrong as i will be looked on with this post. (Wouldn't life-like graphics make it more to impersonate god?)

Also FYI with out porn the internet would not be as popular as it is today. Think about it, and you will realize that porn makes what ever medium a house hold name.

I invite you and your whole forum in a challenge in creating a better (graphically appealing game that has landscapes that go on forever) and it has to run on java.

Oh you cant do that? I'm sorry well yes he makes a lot of money for a game he created. Now isn't that the american way of life? Isn't capitalism the american way of life? You accuse him of being a socialist yet he makes over $118,080 USD a day.

The game was created for pedophiles to seduce little kids? Really, this is what makes me say to the missionary's that knock on my door, "i don't have time to talk to you about joining your church". Ok so i am to assume that all games are from satin, what does that make the xbox 360 or the ps3? They make ways to make money for game developers, so the capitalistic way of life must be the way of satin.

So now if his game is from satin what does that make this forum? Its powered by VB Bulletin which you had to buy for $195. If minecraft is for pedophiles vb bulletin must be for satin him self because you can post pictures (as this forums view about minecraft is for pedophiles always) so this forum must be for pedophiles because it simply has the means to do so.

Also fyi for the person who asked about how to run a minecraft server i welcome you to add more to the community, so i will link you to the place to download the best (in my opinion) server software. *** satanic link removed ***

Also i run a minecraft classic server does that make me a pedophile? Also i know that i will be banned from this post but still guys think it through. Next time you want to rant about a GAME. it is no less then a game.

Correct me if i'm wrong but who ever wanted to run a server to save all of us kids, wouldn't that make you a pedophile. Anyway to who ever wants to run the server go ahead and pm me and i will willingly help you set it up.

While looking through some other posts i saw someone had a signature that said America is a Christian nation... Ok so i assume most people here are republicans, the first amendment which protects this forum also protects the Muslim faith, and also makes it so that America can not have one official religion. If you wish to have all Muslims kicked out of the country then i think that according to the constitution you would also have to kick out all Christians and all other faiths.

One last thing, i hope you know that i would rather be a catholic extremist then share the view of this forum.

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Just registered to point out my digust at the level of ignorance displayed in this thread. People like the OP that spout puritanical nonsense with zero evidence or research
Don't talk nonsense. My facts are 100% correct.

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Which is why they all should be eliminated. The Holy Bible contains all the entertainment we will ever need.

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No you are not. You have no idea of the contents of the Holy Bible, so you are not a Christian.
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Also FYI with out porn the internet would not be as popular as it is today. Think about it, and you will realize that porn makes what ever medium a house hold name.


Your obsession with porn is getting the better of you. To make sure you stop staring at porn you now have to poke your own eyes out! The Bible is very clear on that: Mark 9:47 "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire". Since you can still see porn with one eye, you will have to poke both of them out.

You are probably also an obsessive compulsive masturbator. The Bible is very clear on what you have to do about that. You have to rent a chainsaw and remove your hand! Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the firethat never shall be quenched". To be on the safe side you might want to remove both hands.

And after you poked your eyes out and removed your hands you have to start reading your KJV1611 Holy Bible to prevent eternal damnation to Hell .
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Obviously i am Ryan R normaly i wont go around an infraction but i was about to fix the infraction so that i could continue this discussion. But as i was about to finish then i was infracted a second time for yapit yaping/ if im going to be infracted shouldn't it only be once? also i dont not deny that jesus is great but really people get over it this is a forum. that is a greek word for a place for discussion come on let people voice their opinions.
And as for my satanic link a pastor asked me for it so you are telling me to disobey a pastor you are going to hell for not allowing me to help a pastor. hope this account doesn't get banned or my other account is unbaned. anyway pastor im sorry but apparently you are not allowed to have the link

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Do you happen to know, how exactly one starts a Minecraft server? I think it is very important that I go online to warn all these innocent children! "Lo, children are an heritage of the LORD: and the fruit of the womb is his reward." (Psalm 127:3)

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Obviously i am Ryan R normaly i wont go around an infraction but i was about to fix the infraction so that i could continue this discussion. But as i was about to finish then i was infracted a second time for yapit yaping/ if im going to be infracted shouldn't it only be once? also i dont not deny that jesus is great but really people get over it this is a forum. that is a greek word for a place for discussion come on let people voice their opinions.
And as for my satanic link a pastor asked me for it so you are telling me to disobey a pastor you are going to hell for not allowing me to help a pastor. hope this account doesn't get banned or my other account is unbaned. anyway pastor im sorry but apparently you are not allowed to have the link
We WILL infract you when you break any of the rules. SIMPLE. There is no where in our rules stating that one infraction only is the maximum anyone can receive.

As this IS a True Christians™ forum, and our reasoning for being here IS in the main to praise Jesus Christ our Lord and Saviour, there is no "get over it" being a option. If you dont' like it, you can always leave. You are an unwelcome vsitor here and frankly, your unsaved trash opinions mean ZIP.

As for you trying to help one of the Pastors here? Again, it would be better if you attempted to help YOURSELF by getting right with God.

Also, you have flouted a standard rule of common courtesy (and a rule of this forum) by not making an Introduction in the Introduction Forum.

If you wish to continue posting, I suggest you do so post haste.

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We WILL infract you when you break any of the rules. SIMPLE. There is no where in our rules stating that one infraction only is the maximum anyone can receive.

As this IS a True Christians™ forum, and our reasoning for being here IS in the main to praise Jesus Christ our Lord and Saviour, there is no "get over it" being a option. If you dont' like it, you can always leave. You are an unwelcome vsitor here and frankly, your unsaved trash opinions mean ZIP.

As for you trying to help one of the Pastors here? Again, it would be better if you attempted to help YOURSELF by getting right with God.

Also, you have flouted a standard rule of common courtesy (and a rule of this forum) by not making an Introduction in the Introduction Forum.

If you wish to continue posting, I suggest you do so post haste.

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I would but my Ryan R account can not post so you go ahead and tell me when it would be appropriate to post on my normal account

Your original account to my knowledge is active. As you have received infractions, there would be a time delay on you being able to post, but you still should be able to post on that account. Log out of this current account and login to your original one and try it.

I will ban this second account once you have done so, as you have also flouted a forum rule by making 2 accounts.

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Don't talk nonsense. My facts are 100% correct.

Which is why they all should be eliminated. The Holy Bible contains all the entertainment we will ever need.

No you are not. You have no idea of the contents of the Holy Bible, so you are not a Christian.
You're delusional.

As for me being christian... well I'm sure my vicar would back me up. I'm protestant not catholic though.

Also get back to me when you have read the real bible, not the poorly translated excuse that's widely distributed. If you're going to take something as gospel read it as it was written before it was tainted. (i don't mean Latin either)

Finally, at least notice the irony that you're for destroying all artistic mediums when you're posting on the INTERNET. The sole reason why most 10 year olds have seen more porn than their fathers have seen in their entire lives.
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