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Old 10-09-2012, 03:18 AM
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So men know what god thinks and say? You do not know that gods word in the bible is really gods word. What makes the bible true and not the Torah or the Quran and many other religious books. I can keep going but I won't because your beliefs are not based on facts, logic or evidence. It is based on one book that was written 2000 years ago. I hope you all wake up one day and are free of this false bondage you call god. When you do that then you will be able to see the truth!
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

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You people are piffleing retarded!!!
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You people are piffleing retarded!!!
Dear Godmocking Maggot;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and sucking off stray dogs to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

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5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

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Saw this on reddit, it reminded me of how screwed up the world is. You are sick and any of you who think this is ok are sick as well. If there is a god, I hope you can't wash away your sins and you burn in your so called "hell". If you tried to pull this anywhere near me, I would bash your skull in and send you to your maker.
I am so glad to see I am NOT the only one who finds this absolutely disgusting! A 13 year old is WAY to young to be getting married, and to grown men no less! She's just a child! Why would you ever dream of taking away her childhood like that? Everyone on here seems to be batshit insane, in my opinion. But, whatever. Thankfully none of your "kind" live near me. If they did, they wouldn't be alive much longer, I assure you :nonon o:
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Old 10-09-2012, 05:59 AM
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A 13 year old is WAY to young to be getting married
Not necessarily. Her father is a certified True Christian™ man. He is a new creature in Christ (2 Corinthians 5:17) and incapable of doing wrong. (1 John 3:9) Clearly the LORD had put upon his heart the appropriate thing to do given his circumstance. Ergo, the daughter was not too young. Besides, it's perfectly legal on many states with parental permission.

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I am so glad to see I am NOT the only one who finds this absolutely disgusting! A 13 year old is WAY to young to be getting married, and to grown men no less! She's just a child! Why would you ever dream of taking away her childhood like that? Everyone on here seems to be batshit insane, in my opinion. But, whatever. Thankfully none of your "kind" live near me. If they did, they wouldn't be alive much longer, I assure you :nonon o:
Are you aware that interstate transmission of a threat is a felony?

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Christians only, please.

Besides, wouldn't your husband be angry?
lol a god???? I also believe in Dragons. You people make me laugh and sick to my stomach. If you think that there is a higher power that controls the every day world we live in I am disgusted with our education in this country.
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Are you aware that interstate transmission of a threat is a felony?

YiC,

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Are you aware that I wasn't saying that I would do the harming? What I meant was that there a lot of people around where I live who would probably react in a physical manner. I'm not that way. So, no, what I said WASN'T a felony. Nice try though
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lol a god???? I also believe in Dragons. You people make me laugh and sick to my stomach. If you think that there is a higher power that controls the every day world we live in I am disgusted with our education in this country.
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Are you aware that I wasn't saying that I would do the harming? What I meant was that there a lot of people around where I live who would probably react in a physical manner. I'm not that way. So, no, what I said WASN'T a felony. Nice try though
"I assure you" would indicate otherwise. The use of a personal pronoun signals intent.
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"I assure you" would indicate otherwise. The use of a personal pronoun signals intent.
Not really. It shows that I know the people in my area quite well. But I know how you "Christians" like to interpret things. You try to twist things because you are all nasty little manipulators who force your ridiculous beliefs down other people's throats. I'm done with all of this stupid crap. You're all dumb and going to hell. I will laugh at all of you when I'm dead and in heaven. Why? Because I'll know I lived my life well, loved ALL people, and didn't treat people the way you all seem too. Good day to all of you and maybe someday you will all realize just how wrong you were. I will pray for all of you!

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Hatred and persecution is all I see.. Lord have mercy on your souls. I will pray for you all, and I will not be the one to cast judgement on you.

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I don't understand. You claim to be True Christians, but judge others so harshly? It's not your place to judge others, you can't claim whether someone is going to hell or not.. That is up to God, it is not man's duty to judge and condemn one another. You can simply suggest that they need God, and if they refuse it, let them be and pity them. You'll know where you stand with God, and God will appreciate that you tried to spread his word.
I've converted a friend of mine to Christianity, and I did it through kindness, not condemning and judging him. That is why so many people are afraid of Christians now a days because they're afraid of what you'll say to tear them down, when that is not our place as humans simply put here to spread the word of God.
You may judge me if you wish, but Lord knows that is not the way to go if you wish your judgement to go well. Luke 6:37 and Matthew 7:1-2
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You seem to be confused, friend. This is a forum to praise Our Lord Jesus Christ, not some Henry Potter "goblet of fire" nonsense.



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well you seemed to be confused... its called sarcasm. I should of thought that a person dumb enough to believe in an almighty being would have a sense of humor.
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I don't understand. You claim to be True Christians, but judge others so harshly? It's not your place to judge others, you can't claim whether someone is going to hell or not.. That is up to God, it is not man's duty to judge and condemn one another. You can simply suggest that they need God, and if they refuse it, let them be and pity them. You'll know where you stand with God, and God will appreciate that you tried to spread his word.
I've converted a friend of mine to Christianity, and I did it through kindness, not condemning and judging him. That is why so many people are afraid of Christians now a days because they're afraid of what you'll say to tear them down, when that is not our place as humans simply put here to spread the word of God.
You may judge me if you wish, but Lord knows that is not the way to go if you wish your judgement to go well. Luke 6:37 and Matthew 7:1-2
God commands us to judge.

Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

Stop spamming our forums with the same lies after we have already debunked them elsewhere.
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Lies? Those quotes come from the scripture themselves.
Or were you referring to me converting my friend to Christianity? HA, I laugh in your face if you call that a lie, i helped him through his toughest spot in life and brought him to church and helped him find Christ.
As far as Psalm 37:30 goes that translates to me that you may speak of the judgement God has to offer through your knowledge of the Lord. nothing more.
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As far as Psalm 37:30 goes that translates to me that you may speak of the judgement God has to offer through your knowledge of the Lord. nothing more.
That is precisely what we are doing, infidel. So why are you persecuting us?

The lie I am referring to is the claim that a True Christian™ has somehow sinned against you. We are only trying to keep you from burning in Hell for all eternity.
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Judgement! You have called me an Infidel, you have no right to do so because I know the scripture and believe in Jesus the Lord Almighty. Furthermore you can only SAY that a person will go to hell as example.
Ex: ) "You will go to hell if you don't worship Jesus." but you guys are more like Ex: ) "You're going to hell, we're not, we're going to laugh as you burn!" (Really?, I like the former version better)
You're not here to help people, you're here to persecute the non-convicted. I pity you and hope God will show you the error of your ways. You are supposed to love your neighbor as you love yourself. I'm done with this forum as I am sickened by my supposed Christians. Note this I do love you all as I love myself, and I will pray that God shows your the light.
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One more thing, before I leave. I would die for Jesus as he died for me, I will not deny him in the face of evil, and I will sacrifice myself for another as Jesus did for me. Would you do the same?
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