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Old 03-22-2013, 08:27 PM
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You are making one mistake here. God isn't making her marriage an easy decision by giving her only one choice. Her dad is making it easy by giving her NO choice.
It's not a decision for her to make in the first place, so who's making things complicated here???
Her father gave her life. Don't you expect some gratitude?

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His suffering on the cross was an act of courage, an act of freedom. He did not obey Roman or Jewish law, so we are to obey his word? We are to be obedient because he was not?
Here's where you're wrong. Jesus obeyed God's Law.
Why would He expect less of us???

You seem to hate God with a passion and I don't understand why.
He gave you everything you have and this is how you reward Him???
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And you say that I should be locked up...
Well you're the one who is suffering from the delusion that just because you don't like something, that makes it illegal.



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You are making one mistake here. God isn't making her marriage an easy decision by giving her only one choice. Her dad is making it easy by giving her NO choice.
Oh, and a 60% divorce rate (does not include those who split from being "shacked up) proves that we make the best decisions for ourselves?

Does it even enter your mind that he's doing this for her own good? If he was just doing it for the cash, there's lots of sick atheist perverts out there that would gladly pay him top dollar to "use her up". In fact he's turned down many requests from sicko's like yourself.


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His suffering on the cross was an act of courage, an act of freedom. He did not obey Roman or Jewish law, so we are to obey his word? We are to be obedient because he was not?
Really, Basilissa mentioned a few quotes.

Why did Jesus criticize the Pharisee's for not following the law?

Matthew 15:3-12 But he answered and said unto them, Why do ye also transgress the commandment of God by your tradition? For God commanded, saying, Honour thy father and mother: and, He that curseth father or mother, let him die the death. But ye say, Whosoever shall say to his father or his mother, It is a gift, by whatsoever thou mightest be profited by me; And honour not his father or his mother, he shall be free. Thus have ye made the commandment of God of none effect by your tradition. Ye hypocrites, well did Esaias prophesy of you, saying, This people draweth nigh unto me with their mouth, and honoureth me with their lips; but their heart is far from me.

Sounds to me like Jesus had a problem with them not following the law, not with the law itself.
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Once we get a batch of True Christians™ elected to office out in Washington, D.C., it'll be the likes of YOU who are locked up. For being a foreign godmocker!
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Listen up, eurotrash scum: This is AMERICA (God's favorite country), and here, we have the freedom to worship Jesus without fear of persecution! Unlike your communist cesspool, we respect God. Our nation is founded on CHRISTIAN principles.

Once we get a batch of True Christians™ elected to office out in Washington, D.C., it'll be the likes of YOU who are locked up. For being a foreign godmocker!
You pretend to have freedom to love Jesus, but you don't give the same freedom to another religions, that's a right just if is for you, is not, then is a sin, an abomination, something devil-related, I don't know. You don't want to be persecuted and you persecute another people, don't complain if you're being payed with the same coin ¬¬
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You pretend to have freedom to love Jesus, but you don't give the same freedom to another religions, that's a right just if is for you, is not, then is a sin, an abomination, something devil-related, I don't know. You don't want to be persecuted and you persecute another people, don't complain if you're being payed with the same coin ¬¬
Hey, you're perfectly welcome to fornicate your way into Hell. I just don't understand why you God mockers feel like you have to drag as many as you can with you.

And how are we persecuting you? You're the one who logged into our board to tell us how evil we are.
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You pretend to have freedom to love Jesus, but you don't give the same freedom to another religions, that's a right just if is for you, is not, then is a sin, an abomination, something devil-related, I don't know. You don't want to be persecuted and you persecute another people, don't complain if you're being payed with the same coin ¬¬
When Jonah chose to run away from God he zipped off in the nearest ship but a mighty storm blew up threatening to destroy everyone.
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8 Then said they unto him, Tell us, we pray thee, for whose cause this evil is upon us; What is thine occupation? and whence comest thou? what is thy country? and of what people art thou?
9 And he said unto them, I am an Hebrew; and I fear the LORD, the God of heaven, which hath made the sea and the dry land.
10 Then were the men exceedingly afraid, and said unto him, Why hast thou done this? For the men knew that he fled from the presence of the LORD, because he had told them.
11 Then said they unto him, What shall we do unto thee, that the sea may be calm unto us? for the sea wrought, and was tempestuous.
12 And he said unto them, Take me up, and cast me forth into the sea; so shall the sea be calm unto you: for I know that for my sake this great tempest is upon you.
13 Nevertheless the men rowed hard to bring it to the land; but they could not: for the sea wrought, and was tempestuous against them.
14 Wherefore they cried unto the LORD, and said, We beseech thee, O LORD, we beseech thee, let us not perish for this man's life, and lay not upon us innocent blood: for thou, O LORD, hast done as it pleased thee.
15 So they took up Jonah, and cast him forth into the sea: and the sea ceased from her raging.
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That was not a sacrifice to Poseidon. It is possible that, prior to their conversion, some of the sailors did think that. But Poseidon is a myth.

Throughout The Bible it is made abundantly plain that freedom to another religions is THE abomination. God commands that all participants in other religions should be killed. Their babies should be killed. If they are not yet born they are ripped out and destroyed that way, vile in their sin. God does not explain what happens to the mothers in that case, I suppose they just convulse a bit.

Often people ask "Which God is Jesus?" for example they might read the poetry of Cleanthes and wonder if Jesus is Zeus. Jesus is not Zeus.

Or again, during a secularist pseudoscience class one may speculate that Jesus comes from Atlantis. Jesus is not Poseidon.

The Bible is always consistent.
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36 And when they had sent away the multitude, they took him even as he was in the ship. And there were also with him other little ships.
37 And there arose a great storm of wind, and the waves beat into the ship, so that it was now full.
38 And he was in the hinder part of the ship, asleep on a pillow: and they awake him, and say unto him, Master, carest thou not that we perish?
39 And he arose, and rebuked the wind, and said unto the sea, Peace, be still. And the wind ceased, and there was a great calm.
40 And he said unto them, Why are ye so fearful? how is it that ye have no faith?
41 And they feared exceedingly, and said one to another, What manner of man is this, that even the wind and the sea obey him?
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You're against abortion but you have no problem killing no born babies if they're not of our religion? Ok, that's all, you're evil, now I have no doubt of it, supporting genocides and hate crimes, I hope you enjoy hell, because there is where you belong for support crimes against another people, maybe you never had killed, but support a murder is equally wrong
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You're against abortion but you have no problem killing no born babies if they're not of our religion? Ok, that's all, you're evil, now I have no doubt of it, supporting genocides and hate crimes, I hope you enjoy hell, because there is where you belong for support crimes against another people, maybe you never had killed, but support a murder is equally wrong
You've never actually read the Bible, have you.

Hosea 9:16 Ephraim is smitten, their root is dried up, they shall bear no fruit: yea, though they bring forth, yet will I slay even the beloved fruit of their womb.

Hosea 13:16
Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.

2nd Kings 2:23-24 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.


So according to you, if we're "evil" then God is "evil".
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...Ok, that's all, you're evil, now I have no doubt of it, supporting genocides and hate crimes, I hope you enjoy hell, because there is where you belong for support crimes against another people, maybe you never had killed, but support a murder is equally wrong
Says the Catholic???!? Ever hear of the Crusades? Or this guy:

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Dear, you are most mistaken. The difference between abortion and killing the unborn for the sin of not following Jesus is great. It's as great as the difference between Heaven and Hell. You see, we believe in, and trust, and therefore obey the LORD in all He commands, without hesitation, without condition. There is nothing in the Holy Bible that asks us to interpret these commands in light of rational thought (something the LORD hates), and so any difference you perceive is just that - your own, human, fallible perception (known to be unreliable). But why should we be concerned with that when the LORD, who sacrificed Himself by giving Himself up to Himself to pay an impossible debt to Himself He Himself created against Himself, has shown us Perfect Love? How can we do anything but respond in perfect gratitude (ie, fear and obedience, Ecclesiastes 12:13)?
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Oh, but he wasn't a "real catholic". In fact, didn't you know that the catholics did everything they could to save the Jews? It says so right here in this revisionist history

As my old history prof said, "With the number of people who were "hiding Jews" it's amazing that any of them died.
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You pretend to have freedom to love Jesus, but you don't give the same freedom to another religions, that's a right just if is for you, is not, then is a sin, an abomination, something devil-related, I don't know. You don't want to be persecuted and you persecute another people, don't complain if you're being payed with the same coin ¬¬
Frank, God gave everyone the gift of free will.
If you choose to squander the gift by following false Gods, by all means, go right ahead. But realize you will be hated by all decent people for your short life and then spend eternity in Hell, being anally fisted by the Devil. Why you want the sinewy fingers up in the deepest recesses of your colon escapes me. But it is your choice.
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You're against abortion but you have no problem killing no born babies if they're not of our religion? Ok, that's all, you're evil, now I have no doubt of it, supporting genocides and hate crimes, I hope you enjoy hell, because there is where you belong for support crimes against another people, maybe you never had killed, but support a murder is equally wrong
I hope you enjoy hell for being ignorant of Biblical law and how it defines murder.

A murderer is someone who has offered his soul to satan (the father of all lies and the murderer of Adam and Eve's souls) and been instigated to commit a wrongful killing in the name of pure wickedness.
John 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.
A righteous killing in the name of the Lord does not fall under that category. For example, homosexuals (Leviticus 20:13), witches (Exodus 22:18), adulterers (Deuteronomy 22:22), thieves (Deuteronomy 24:7), pedophiles (Matthew 18:6), disobedient children (Exodus 21:15, Exodus 21:17) and murderers (Genesis 9:6) should all face the death penalty according to Biblical law.
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So preaching the ENTIRE word of GOD, makes us criminals now?

I knew the day was coming.

http://www.federalobserver.com/archive.php?aid=8538

http://www.amazon.com/Criminalizatio.../dp/1590524683
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This darn Obama depression is affecting our family horribly. Since we moved to Freehold, we haven't been able to sell our beautiful six bedroom house on a 1/10th acre plot in Arizona. The bank is about to foreclose on it. I have already asked the church, but they are feeling the pinch too. Pastor Zeke's Christmas gift is only going to be in the 20 thousand dollar range this year.

It's fortunate that my daughter just turned 13. She needs to be betrothed anyway.

How much do you guys think I could get for her?

She, is of course a virgin. The tokens of virginity will be there on your wedding night when she reaches the age of consent or you can stone her as per Deuteronomy 22:13-21.

She is a decent cook, but lazy about cleaning. It's my wife's fault for that. I'm sure if you have a strong steady hand for keeping her in line, she can be encouraged to get better.

Any serious bids from True Christians will be considered.

You can't make her work out in the field. If you buy her for a wife you have to provide for her for the rest of her natural life, so please don't take this lightly. If you are buying her for your son, please make sure he likes her because otherwise you cannot return her.

Exodus 21:7-10 And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.
If she please not her master, who has betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he has dealt deceitfully with her.
And if he has betrothed her unto his son, he shall deal with her after the manner of daughters.
If he takes him another wife; her food, her clothing, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish.

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Seriously, this has to be a joke?
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This darn Obama depression is affecting our family horribly. Since we moved to Freehold, we haven't been able to sell our beautiful six bedroom house on a 1/10th acre plot in Arizona. The bank is about to foreclose on it. I have already asked the church, but they are feeling the pinch too. Pastor Zeke's Christmas gift is only going to be in the 20 thousand dollar range this year.

It's fortunate that my daughter just turned 13. She needs to be betrothed anyway.

How much do you guys think I could get for her?

She, is of course a virgin. The tokens of virginity will be there on your wedding night when she reaches the age of consent or you can stone her as per Deuteronomy 22:13-21.

She is a decent cook, but lazy about cleaning. It's my wife's fault for that. I'm sure if you have a strong steady hand for keeping her in line, she can be encouraged to get better.

Any serious bids from True Christians will be considered.

You can't make her work out in the field. If you buy her for a wife you have to provide for her for the rest of her natural life, so please don't take this lightly. If you are buying her for your son, please make sure he likes her because otherwise you cannot return her.

Exodus 21:7-10 And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.
If she please not her master, who has betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he has dealt deceitfully with her.
And if he has betrothed her unto his son, he shall deal with her after the manner of daughters.
If he takes him another wife; her food, her clothing, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish.

God Bless,
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Your daughter looks nice and looks like she got her good looks from her mum and I must say your offer is rather tempting. But am afraid she is no use to me as I am trying to overcome my masturbation/porn/sex addiction. My goal is to free my mind and heart from all sort of negative thoughts and ultimately be more close to Lord Jesus Christ. Wish me luck.
Maybe if I change my mind do you got any younger daughters?
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Your daughter looks nice and looks like she got her good looks from her mum and I must say your offer is rather tempting. But am afraid she is no use to me as I am trying to overcome my masturbation/porn/sex addiction. My goal is to free my mind and heart from all sort of negative thoughts and ultimately be more close to Lord Jesus Christ. Wish me luck.
Maybe if I change my mind do you got any younger daughters?
To begin with I highly doubt that Pastor Levi would ever offer one of his daughters to an unsaved, pedophlic trash like yourself. You need to let go of your pedophilic urges if you ever wish to find Salvation™ in Christ. Perverts don't go to heaven. No exceptions.
Matthew 18:6 But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.
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Proverbs 6:17 A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
Proverbs 6:18 An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
Proverbs 6:19 A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
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Your daughter looks nice and looks like she got her good looks from her mum and I must say your offer is rather tempting. But am afraid she is no use to me as I am trying to overcome my masturbation/porn/sex addiction. My goal is to free my mind and heart from all sort of negative thoughts and ultimately be more close to Lord Jesus Christ. Wish me luck.
Maybe if I change my mind do you got any younger daughters?
^^^THIS^^^

Is why the fathers are involved with choosing a husband. Women (especially young girls) fall for all sorts of lines. I know I almost made some major mistakes in my life when I was young. Good thing I have a big brother who can legally carry a Taser, even if he isn't a True Christian™.

Fathers know the song and dance that men will play to snag some innocent girl for whatever reasons and can see right through it. Yes there have been a few cases of divorce in our community ( Matthew 5:32 ) but we are nowhere near the 60% that free love and such nonsense has given the sickular population.

I'd hate to see what the "divorce" stats would be if they included those living in sin and homers. Probably closer to 90%. Unsaved Trash switch partners more often than square dancers.
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Does anyone here realise that this is human traffic?

This accountable for jail time.
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