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Old 08-26-2013, 04:44 PM
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The Bible allows for a man to sell his daughter. Why do you hate God so much?
How would the police respond to the fact people on here are trying to sell their children when it's illegal?
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How would the police respond to the fact people on here are trying to sell their children when it's illegal?
Hmm, let's think about that a minute. How would the police respond to a Christian following his religion?

Well... it is still legal, no thanks to the liberals persecuting us.
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Hmm, let's think about that a minute. How would the police respond to a Christian following his religion?

Well... it is still legal, no thanks to the liberals persecuting us.
It is always illegal, because human beings are not property and therefore can't be solved. Selling a human counts as slave trafficking, and that is illegal.
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It is always illegal, because human beings are not property and therefore can't be solved. Selling a human counts as slave trafficking, and that is illegal.
Exchanging gifts with the father of the bride is not illegal, dear.

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Exchanging gifts with the father of the bride is not illegal, dear.

We will see about that...
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Will you record the phone call that you have with the authorities, and then post it here for us?

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What you seem to forget is that Christians are also Judges, lawmakers and policemen.

This expression of love for Christ goes beyond your narrow minded bigotry.

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I'll pray you get a decent rate for her, but with the help of these True Christians, I doubt you could go wrong! Good luck with selling her.
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I'll pray you get a decent rate for her, but with the help of these True Christians, I doubt you could go wrong! Good luck with selling her.
Treating a daughter as an object instead of giving her love and care, you should be very ashamed of yourself, you should know you're commiting a crime called human trafficking

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Treating a daughter as an object instead of giving her love and care, you should be very ashamed of yourself, you should know you're commiting a crime called human trafficking

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_t...ex_trafficking
My dear girl, what we do is not human trafficking. We do what the Lord, our God, instructs us to do.

Please read your Bible and this might become clear to you.

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How, pray tell is this human trafficking? It's a gift. My world, girl, you really need instruction in the ways of proper Christian folk.
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My dear girl, what we do is not human trafficking. We do what the Lord, our God, instructs us to do.

Please read your Bible and this might become clear to you.

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How, pray tell is this human trafficking? It's a gift. My world, girl, you really need instruction in the ways of proper Christian folk.
You're really criminals and mean people using God as an excuse for your crimes. Christians should be good people who make good actions and take care of their children, not selling them as if they were cars or toys. They day I have children, I'll keep them very far of cults like this, if not, maybe people like you end kidnapping and selling them to crazy fanatics like you
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Christians follow words of Christ, hence Christian. Of course it's hard for you to understand since you call words of Jesus as IGNORANT GARBAGE. Why do you hate Christians so much?
I hate fanatics, not real christians. you should stop it before you cause real damages
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I hate fanatics, not real christians. you should stop it before you cause real damages
You just called actual bible and actual words of God as garbage.

Why do you dodge the question all the time? Why are you so angry all the time and why do you hate Jesus and Christians who follow Christ?
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You just called actual bible and actual words of God as garbage.

Why do you dodge the question all the time? Why are you so angry all the time and why do you hate Jesus and Christians who follow Christ?
I already told you I don't hate christians but fanatics, and I'm angry with you because just because I'm a girl you think I must get married right now, that I have no right to study and I'm stupid when all of that is not true, but if that were not enough, you don't stop calling me a mexican when you know very well that I'm chilean. What I hate is stupidy, ignorance and bigotry, not christians. Did you understand now or I have to make you a drawing?
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Old 09-09-2013, 11:02 PM
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I already told you I don't hate christians but fanatics, and I'm angry with you because just because I'm a girl you think I must get married right now, that I have no right to study and I'm stupid when all of that is not true, but if that were not enough, you don't stop calling me a mexican when you know very well that I'm chilean. What I hate is stupidy, ignorance and bigotry, not christians. Did you understand now or I have to make you a drawing?
We follow the bible. Bible is the only place where you can find teachings of Christs. We follow teachings of Christ because we are Christians. It's that simple.

You are just digging your own hole here with your hatred for Jesus. Please, stop to think for a second before you are making yourself look even more stupid.
I pray for your hateful soul.
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We follow the bible. Bible is the only place where you can find teachings of Christs. We follow teachings of Christ because we are Christians. It's that simple.

You are just digging your own hole here with your hatred for Jesus. Please, stop to think for a second before you are making yourself look even more stupid.
I pray for your hateful soul.
So now you want me to think, since when using the brain is not a sin or something? And stop saying I hate Jesus, that's not true, what I hate is people who think that they can do whatever they want just because they think in a certain way, that's what I can't handle and what I hate
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And stop saying I hate Jesus, that's not true,
Then why do you call teachings of Jesus as satanic?
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You're really criminals and mean people using God as an excuse for your crimes. Christians should be good people who make good actions and take care of their children, not selling them as if they were cars or toys. They day I have children, I'll keep them very far of cults like this, if not, maybe people like you end kidnapping and selling them to crazy fanatics like you
Okay, girl, here goes.

A) Landover Baptist Church is not a cult. It is a loving Baptist Church.

I'm not sure about this, but I think someone will correct me if I'm wrong. Nobody on here has kidnapped a real child. C) Why would we kidnap anyone and then sell them back to ourselves? Are you crazy? Oh, my.

D) We don't sell the BOYS, idiot. We sell our girls to their husbands because the bible tells us so.
Deuteronomy 22:28-29
28 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;
29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.


E) Fine, don't take your children to a good Church and save there aeternal souls. Damn them to hell if you want. But remember, they will, one day, be capable of making their own desicions and when that day comes they will hate you for keeping The Truth away from them.
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