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Old 07-21-2014, 07:31 AM
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I am serious starting to think all of you are more disgusting and extreme than anonymous on 4chan
Why the hate, friend?

We find all atheists are full of hate and loathing for themselves and other people.

Maybe if you could come to accept the conditional love of Jesus Christ you would not be in such pain?

I will pray that you can come to experience happiness in your life.

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Old 07-21-2014, 07:33 AM
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I am serious starting to think all of you are more disgusting and extreme than anonymous on 4chan
Anonymous is not justified by the Bible.
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Revelation 1:14 (King James Version) 14His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;
Wouldn't that mean he was albino? I, personally, don't know anyone with white hair and red eyes that isn't.
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Wouldn't that mean he was albino? I, personally, don't know anyone with white hair and red eyes that isn't.
That is poor logic.

I suppose you would claim all swans are white if you had only ever seen white swans.

The fact that there are black swans would never enter your head because YOU personally had never seen one.

I despairs at what they teach children in state schools.

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

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You are very cruel.
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Jesus has warned us about people like you.

John 15:18 If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before [it hated] you.
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