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Old 12-20-2010, 10:33 AM
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Wow , is this for real ? I won't even bother reading all the 14 pages because I'm really afraid my IQ will drop .
I hope you lose everything , house , job , money and become a bum on the streets . Why do you involve your daughter in your crazy psycho delusions and beliefs? let her make her own choices and if she isn't influenced by your dumbass I'd bet that she would never want to be apart of this religion .

Really disgusted , I hope once your daughter reaches 18 she runs and never gives you a phone call , nothing actually I hope ( if you have more than 1 kid that all do the same thing ) and you become an old crazy jesus freak in some mental institute alone crying .
Thanks for your time .

I see by your username and donkey references that you have a little secret.

Procreating with animals is actually mentioned IN the Bible. Unfortunately it will damn you to Hell. As for your IQ...well, let's be honest. You haven't actually got one. That's not your fault though. That's God's. He made you that way because He hates you.

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Old 12-30-2010, 07:49 AM
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After reading the thread, I did some research on your church, and your believes. I have the feeling that I'll be sticking around here alot longer.

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I just want to say. that i will be praying for all your souls, may god forgive you all. and i pray for your children and wives that they find the oppertunities to get as far away from you as possible, not to sell themselves and become degenerates. but to get married and be in a trusting loving and truely godly relationship free from abuse and the hell you've put them through
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I just want to say. that i will be praying for all your souls, may god forgive you all. and i pray for your children and wives that they find the oppertunities to get as far away from you as possible, not to sell themselves and become degenerates. but to get married and be in a trusting loving and truely godly relationship free from abuse and the hell you've put them through
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Old 12-31-2010, 01:19 AM
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After reading the thread, I did some research on your church, and your believes. I have the feeling that I'll be sticking around here alot longer.

You seem to have gotten the caption wrong. Pilate wrote:



This has the authority of Scripture . JOHN 19:19 . and when challenged, by demonic judaista . JOHN 19:21 . was reaffirmed by the Imperial representative, Pontius Pilate:



John 19:22 Pilate answered, What I have written I have written.

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Old 12-31-2010, 09:40 AM
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After reading the thread, I did some research on your church, and your believes. I have the feeling that I'll be sticking around here alot longer.

You seem to have gotten the caption wrong. Pilate wrote:



This has the authority of Scripture . JOHN 19:19 . and when challenged, by demonic judaista . JOHN 19:21 . was reaffirmed by the Imperial representative, Pontius Pilate:



John 19:22 Pilate answered, What I have written I have written.

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An excellent point, Sister MitzaLizalor. ReDukTor doesn't seem to realize that none of the Greek words for sarcasm appear in the New Testament (nor the Old Testament for that matter). If he is unsure of that he might check for μυκτηρισμός or σαρκασμός or even επικερτόμημα.

And while he might not know Greek like some, he can read each and every word of the 1611 King James Bible in God's own language, English, and he still won't find it.
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Ill buy ur daughter for $2.99
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Ill buy ur daughter for $2.99

This is not a joking matter. Women are worth more than slaves or livestock, but less than a house.

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Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.
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Old 01-05-2011, 09:12 PM
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It's too bad that so many upstanding White Christians are being forced to sell their daughters as a result of the Obamaconomy. His mismanagement from day one and his deep-seated hatred for White people has ruined this once-great nation in less than two years. As a result of Obamacare and other Obamanations, we're facing an Obamapocalypse.

Sad. So terribly, terribly sad. I weep for America.
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I was privately educated in Australia and England during the period when both countries were embracing communism (I'm being polite: "embracing" is too mild a word) and so nothing was taught about America. Perhaps others are in a similar position. I can recognise some of the gentlemen in that picture - but not all of them.
Lincoln
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Could someone help with identifying the others, please?
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I was privately educated in Australia and England during the period when both countries were embracing communism (I'm being polite: "embracing" is too mild a word) and so nothing was taught about America. Perhaps others are in a similar position. I can recognise some of the gentlemen in that picture - but not all of them.
Lincoln
Reagan
Bush sr.
Nixon
Could someone help with identifying the others, please?
Standing above Reagan Bush Jr. Left of him I don't know. Sitting with the glasses on, Teddy Roosevelt. Profile with the pipe in the mouth Gerald Ford.
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Standing above Reagan Bush Jr. Left of him I don't know.
Eisenhower. Clinton, Kennedy and FDR didn't get invited I guess.
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I am only sad that some of the greatest Republican presidents of our nation are not included in the picture below. Where is Warren G. Harding? Herbert Hoover? Why isn't William McKinley there? They also could have included some other worthy Republican politicians, like Spiro Agnew, Joseph McCarthy, Earl Butz, Strom Thurmond, Jesse Helms, and our future President, Haley Barbour.
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Thanks everyone for that. (It doesn't look very muck like Bush jr., does it?)


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That Mr. Barbour is rather attractive, isn't he am I allowed to say that?

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That Mr. Barbour is rather attractive, isn't he am I allowed to say that?

I have been to several White Citizens Council social events and business meetings with Mr. Barbour, and all the ladies LOVE him!!! Take it from me, the ladies swoon over Haley!! I think it might have something to do with the sparkle in his eyes that shines through even when he's wearing a hood.
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You could 'rent' her out for a more stable income. Instead of her suitor paying a lump sum, you could ask him to pay you a weekly or monthly fee for the use of your daughter until she reaches a certain age (probably around 18). That will give you time to regain your finances and live comfortably whilst knowing your daughter is with a wealthy, fetching young man.

Good luck! I hope the Lord blesses you with with a fruitful month!
I agree, renting would get more money. How much would you rent her for a weekend?
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I see by your username and donkey references that you have a little secret.

Procreating with animals is actually mentioned IN the Bible. Unfortunately it will damn you to Hell. As for your IQ...well, let's be honest. You haven't actually got one. That's not your fault though. That's God's. He made you that way because He hates you.

Enjoy Hell.


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Going to hell? You people are supporting the sale of a minor, which is illegal. Knowing that she wi more than likely be molested. You people are wrong and delusional, i will be reporting this wevbsitr and this thread in particular on a wide variety of wrongs tobthe fbi unternet crimes or anyone that is able ti do something about this pister. Screenshots arw taken of.users and and repliers. This is not a joke, i will be pursuing the govetnment to look into this. Through user names comes ip adresses and names ib real life. Sick teisted hypocriyes
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Going to hell? You people are supporting the sale of a minor, which is illegal. Knowing that she wi more than likely be molested. You people are wrong and delusional, i will be reporting this wevbsitr and this thread in particular on a wide variety of wrongs tobthe fbi unternet crimes or anyone that is able ti do something about this pister. Screenshots arw taken of.users and and repliers. This is not a joke, i will be pursuing the govetnment to look into this. Through user names comes ip adresses and names ib real life. Sick teisted hypocriyes
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Matthew 5:10-11 10Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. 11Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.

Matthew 24:9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.

Luke 21:17 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake.

Romans 12:14 Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not.

1 Corinthians 4:12 And labour, working with our own hands: being reviled, we bless; being persecuted, we suffer it:
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