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A few minutes ago, my sister mentioned something quite disturbing, she said "I don't see why gays cant marry, just look at Ellen and Porsha, they're happy!" Immediately I demanded to know just where she had heard about those horrid sinners. She replied saying only one word. "Tumblr". I felt a chill as soon as I heard the word, and quoted Leviticus 20:13 to her, she merely rolled her eyes and stormed off. I would have followed her to make sure that she understood, but instead I was distracted by the word "Tumblr". I feel like I have heard whispers of it before, and I fear that my sister may have become entangled in Satan's net of sin and deceit. So tell me, does anyone here know of Tumblr? What is it? If no one here knows, I may have to launch my own investigation, in the name of the Lord.
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I believe it was started by fag, David Carp.

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Hello everyone,

A few minutes ago, my sister mentioned something quite disturbing, she said "I don't see why gays cant marry, just look at Ellen and Porsha, they're happy!" Immediately I demanded to know just where she had heard about those horrid sinners. She replied saying only one word. "Tumblr". I felt a chill as soon as I heard the word, and quoted Leviticus 20:13 to her, she merely rolled her eyes and stormed off. I would have followed her to make sure that she understood, but instead I was distracted by the word "Tumblr". I feel like I have heard whispers of it before, and I fear that my sister may have become entangled in Satan's net of sin and deceit. So tell me, does anyone here know of Tumblr? What is it? If no one here knows, I may have to launch my own investigation, in the name of the Lord.
Dear friend, keep your sister away from such evil! I've heard stories of this satanic site; its a gathering for lesbians, feminists and gays to socialise. They claim that 'just a site for fandoms and funny jokes', but deep down, in the dark corner of the Internet that this horrid site resides in, these sinners exchange homosexual messages, flirting with one another and contacting Satan himself! Those who fall victim to this unholy trap are lead to believe that the Lord is a lie, which is true evil itself.
Like I said, keep a watchful eye on your sister dear friend, lately she has been acting rather unusual...
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Kids, they're never enunciating clearly. Your sister is clearly referring to a tumbler lock, she has been peeking through key holes, which has led her to hear about faggotry. I have bad news for you brother Corrick, things are even worse than you fear, somewhere in your community heathens are promoting lesbianist sodomy behind closed doors. That is unacceptable in any God-fearing Christian community, and I urge you to warn your neighbors by putting up signs warning of the pro gay industry attempts to invade your community. You should also warn all those you suspect of lesbianism away from your sister (if you have reason to fear for your physical safety from those dykes, you can warn them simply by spray painting the message on their home in the dead of night instead of visiting them). Of course you should inform your pastor at once, so he can remind his flock of what is and what is not acceptable to do in the privacy of your own home behind closed doors.
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