The Landover Baptist Church
Like us or burn

Go Back   The Landover Baptist Church Forum > Church Forums > Satan's Entertainment

Satan's Entertainment Discussion for Movies/TV/Music/Video Games/Pop Culture. How HELLY-wood is destroying our society and parents can learn to protect their children from sinful influences like Disney, Pacman, and Tic-Tac-Toe.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1781  
Old 06-11-2014, 12:24 AM
Bananas_on_Bread Bananas_on_Bread is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: California
Posts: 9
Bananas_on_Bread is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
So what? Look it up in what ever Bible you favor friend. That's why she gave you capture and verse.

again friend, there is a vast difference between assaulting other people and condoning sin. The Bible makes it abundantly clear homosexuality is offensive to God, as good Christians we can not accept that kind of behavior in our community anymore than we could accept socialism and other depraved behavior. While we Christians do not hate the sinner and pray for their repentance the Bible is also very, very clear that the legal authorities should execute homosexuals.
But how can we lead them on the right path if we are killing them left and right?
Reply With Quote
  #1782  
Old 06-11-2014, 12:47 AM
Zechariah Smyth's Avatar
Zechariah Smyth Zechariah Smyth is offline
Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
 

Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Tell her once Flat Earth Real American™ True Christian™ Christian Love The Hatchet Child Rearing Award Tin Tither True Christian Provider™ award Porn Resistant Persecuted Pro-Life Teabag Patriot 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College One Year/1000 posts Ex-Gay Eats the Most Pork Saved 1 Year True Republican 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Sons of Liberty Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus Babysitter Gunfest '14 

Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Thong-infested Florida©
Posts: 13,803
Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bananas_on_Bread View Post
But how can we lead them on the right path if we are killing them left and right?
Are you accusing Bobby-Joe of murder? That's a pretty serious charge, friend. I hope you have some iron-clad evidence.

__________________
Reply With Quote
  #1783  
Old 06-11-2014, 01:15 AM
Didymus Much's Avatar
Didymus Much Didymus Much is offline
Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
 

Hellbound Heathen Atheist Cancer on Society hippie Caution - Poster is Crazy Evilution Perv 

Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: chillin' in the summertime
Posts: 8,405
Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bananas_on_Bread View Post
...If anyone strikes you on the right cheek, turn the other also...
This is cribbed from a response I made to someone else who didn't fully understand what "turning the other cheek" means (I didn't feel like typing it all out again):

Quote:
I also know how few people actually understand what "turn the other cheek" really means. If you follow this link, you'll find the verse in question (Matthew 5:39) as it appears in 20 of the most common Bibles in use today. Notice how they ALL specify that someone's hitting your RIGHT cheek. Curious (or telling?), as there is very little else they agree on.

Back then, only the right hand was used for touching others. The left (as is still common in many countries) was used for toilet purposes. If I was to strike you on the right cheek using my right hand, it would have to be a backhand strike. This was the disciplinary method used on slaves and servants, and showed the the striker considered the other to be below them, socially.

By only presenting the left cheek as a target, you would force me to use a forehand strike, with the concomitant acknowledgement of you as my social equal.

Thus, we see that the "turn the other cheek" passage is NOT an instruction to yield unconditionally to any aggressor (as it has been portrayed by many, who either do not understand, or consciously wish to misrepresent, the message of the Bible), but instead is a passive-aggressive way of forcing them to treat you as an equal.
Quote:
...if a man takes you to law and would have your tunic, let him have your cloak as well...
Also passive aggressive. In the culture of the time, nakedness was more embarrassing for the viewer than the viewed. If you did the above, the other party would give you your tunic back, rather than have to see you naked.

Quote:
...And if anyone orders you to go one mile, go two miles with him." Mt. 5.38-41"
Again, it's not what it seems. Roman law only allowed soldiers to order people to carry their gear for one mile. If you carried it for two, THEY got in trouble from their superiors.

__________________
1 Corinthians 1:27 "But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;" The Bible confounds me; does that mean...
“A universe simple enough to be understood is too simple to produce a mind capable of understanding it.” — John David Barrow, FRS
Reply With Quote
  #1784  
Old 06-11-2014, 02:49 AM
Bobby-Joe's Avatar
Bobby-Joe Bobby-Joe is offline
Landover Security Superviser
Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
 

One Year/1000 posts Long service medal, 2nd class Saved 1 Year Saved 5 Years True Heterosexual™ True Christian Provider™ award 2008 Witch Hunt Award Real American™ Ex-Mary Worshipper The Lord’s Witness Wound Tagging for Jesus Heaven Bound TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Punched the most queers Ex-Masturbator True Christian Justice of the Peace Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot Home Schooled Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth Super Soaker Baptism Award Tell her once Silver Tither Gunfest '07 Christian Love Persecuted Porn Resistant Mission to Las Vegas Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award True Republican Sons of Liberty Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Prayer Warrior 

Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold Iowa
Posts: 18,571
Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bananas_on_Bread View Post
But how can we lead them on the right path if we are killing them left and right?
We are not killing them. The Authorities are.
__________________

Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

Hot Must ReadThreads!


Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!
Reply With Quote
  #1785  
Old 06-11-2014, 03:40 AM
Bananas_on_Bread Bananas_on_Bread is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: California
Posts: 9
Bananas_on_Bread is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
Are you accusing Bobby-Joe of murder? That's a pretty serious charge, friend. I hope you have some iron-clad evidence.

No, I am not, but he is supportive of the government killing them
Reply With Quote
  #1786  
Old 06-11-2014, 03:46 AM
Bananas_on_Bread Bananas_on_Bread is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: California
Posts: 9
Bananas_on_Bread is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
We are not killing them. The Authorities are.
But wouldn't it be better to try to get them on our side? Have them see why they are wrong? JESUS calls us to "Love others as I have loved you" John 13:34. He didnt say "love only believers" but a vague "others"
Reply With Quote
  #1787  
Old 06-11-2014, 05:08 AM
Didymus Much's Avatar
Didymus Much Didymus Much is offline
Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
 

Hellbound Heathen Atheist Cancer on Society hippie Caution - Poster is Crazy Evilution Perv 

Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: chillin' in the summertime
Posts: 8,405
Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bananas_on_Bread View Post
But wouldn't it be better to try to get them on our side? Have them see why they are wrong?...
Uh, just what do you think they're doing here, aside from telling everyone else (who is not a True Christian™) that they're wrong?

Quote:
...JESUS calls us to "Love others as I have loved you" John 13:34. He didnt say "love only believers" but a vague "others"
Uh, yes, He did. Let's look at the COMPLETE VERSE:

John 13:34 "A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another."

Does that say "everyone" or "one another"? Keep in mind that in this entire passage, He is addressing His disciples (a closed group).

And to put this to bed, here's the very next verse:

John 13:35 "By this shall all men know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another."

Unless you're claiming that there are now ~7.5 billion disciples?

Read the Bible, the WHOLE thing, not just bits and pieces, k?
__________________
1 Corinthians 1:27 "But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;" The Bible confounds me; does that mean...
“A universe simple enough to be understood is too simple to produce a mind capable of understanding it.” — John David Barrow, FRS
Reply With Quote
  #1788  
Old 06-11-2014, 05:51 AM
Bananas_on_Bread Bananas_on_Bread is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: California
Posts: 9
Bananas_on_Bread is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Didymus Much View Post
Uh, just what do you think they're doing here, aside from telling everyone else (who is not a True Christian™) that they're wrong?



Uh, yes, He did. Let's look at the COMPLETE VERSE:

John 13:34 "A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another."

Does that say "everyone" or "one another"? Keep in mind that in this entire passage, He is addressing His disciples (a closed group).

And to put this to bed, here's the very next verse:

John 13:35 "By this shall all men know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another."

Unless you're claiming that there are now ~7.5 billion disciples?

Read the Bible, the WHOLE thing, not just bits and pieces, k?
From my understanding if the bible, all believers are His disciples and what he says to the original disciples I are guidelines for the next disciples
Reply With Quote
  #1789  
Old 06-11-2014, 06:09 AM
Didymus Much's Avatar
Didymus Much Didymus Much is offline
Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
 

Hellbound Heathen Atheist Cancer on Society hippie Caution - Poster is Crazy Evilution Perv 

Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: chillin' in the summertime
Posts: 8,405
Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bananas_on_Bread View Post
From my understanding if the bible, all believers are His disciples...
1) I never claimed otherwise. Did you misunderstand my meaning in the term "closed group"?

Quote:
closed groups and open groups
A Dictionary of Sociology | 1998 | GORDON MARSHALL | 381 words | Copyright
closed groups and open groups These terms are sometimes applied to social groups or organizations which have (respectively) fairly impermeable boundaries, and therefore little interaction with outsiders, or permeable boundaries with few barriers to relations with outsiders. Thus, there can be open and closed religious sects, clubs, committees, military élites, and so forth.
http://www.encyclopedia.com/doc/1O88...pengroups.html
2) Never mind your understanding, what does the Bible say? If you want to claim the Bible says something, quote Scripture or be quiet, thanks.

Quote:
...and what he says to the original disciples I are guidelines for the next disciples
Even if you take that route, what I said about Him addressing a closed group, and those remarks referring to that group only, stands. Jesus never told anyone to love everyone.
__________________
1 Corinthians 1:27 "But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;" The Bible confounds me; does that mean...
“A universe simple enough to be understood is too simple to produce a mind capable of understanding it.” — John David Barrow, FRS
Reply With Quote
  #1790  
Old 06-11-2014, 03:54 PM
Snipper Snipper is offline
Unsaved trash, teenaged jap wannabe
Under Investigation

CAUTION - Underage Poster 

Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: In a cave with my coven
Posts: 14
Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Didymus Much View Post
Someone launching ad hominem (that's a fallacy, btw) calls others "idiots"? Lovely.

How often does groundlessly belittling others work for you?



And "my dad can beat up your dad (but he won't, because he's conveniently out of the country for the forseeable future)" is equally factual.

The sad thing is, I knew you were going to respond like that.

Go look up "unfalsifiable" and see how it's incompatible with logic.

The sad thing is, I knew you were going to respond like that

As you've shared nothing but your personal opinion, there's nothing to disbelieve.
Is me sharing my opinion really such a problem? Just because I don't have some Bible quote to back it up.
__________________
1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.
Reply With Quote
  #1791  
Old 06-11-2014, 05:23 PM
Didymus Much's Avatar
Didymus Much Didymus Much is offline
Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
 

Hellbound Heathen Atheist Cancer on Society hippie Caution - Poster is Crazy Evilution Perv 

Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: chillin' in the summertime
Posts: 8,405
Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Snipper View Post
Is me sharing my opinion really such a problem?...
When did they start teaching kids that they have to "respect" everything and everyone, no matter how ridiculous, heinous, or just plain evil (looking at you, Roman Catholic Church)?

Your opinion does not, and never will, demand respect just because it's your opinion. When you can justify your opinion, that's a different story.

As far as I'm concerned, you're quite welcome to share your opinion. However, the rest of the world reserves the right to tell you just how wrong you are (if that is the case).

Quote:
...Just because I don't have some Bible quote to back it up.
Here, that's proof enough that you're wrong.

So go read yourself some Bible, find something in there that justifies your opinion, and bring it back, or admit that the Bible says you're wrong and the True Christians™ will always think you're wrong (because they agree with the Bible, durrr).
__________________
1 Corinthians 1:27 "But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;" The Bible confounds me; does that mean...
“A universe simple enough to be understood is too simple to produce a mind capable of understanding it.” — John David Barrow, FRS
Reply With Quote
  #1792  
Old 06-11-2014, 06:24 PM
Snipper Snipper is offline
Unsaved trash, teenaged jap wannabe
Under Investigation

CAUTION - Underage Poster 

Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: In a cave with my coven
Posts: 14
Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
So your entire argument is basically this, "You're crazy and dangerous because you are religious."

Thank you for your persecution, dear. The LORD promises to bless us for this (Matthew 5:10 -11).

No, you're crazy and dangerous because you threaten people who you don't know with death and 'eternal damnation'. As I've said before, I don't hate religion, especially if it makes a good person. And I actually feel ok about you because you haven't sent me death threats yet. But the majority of people here are uppity, big-headed lunatics who damn people they don't even know. That's when religion becomes bad.
__________________
1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.
Reply With Quote
  #1793  
Old 06-11-2014, 06:29 PM
Snipper Snipper is offline
Unsaved trash, teenaged jap wannabe
Under Investigation

CAUTION - Underage Poster 

Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: In a cave with my coven
Posts: 14
Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
Wrong again, nancyboy. Read my sermon entitled "Seven Easy Ways to Tell Which Bible Version is The ONE TRUE Word of God."
What if I told you I was a girl? I'm not reading your damn sermons either. You think you're special? You think you're closer to God than me? Get real. It's so sad that people like you are so insane, so far gone, that you'll just outright reject someone else's opinion because it's different to yours. And like I said, you didn't even have the courtesy to read all of what I wrote. And I doubt you will this time either. It is a known fact that there are numerous Bibles and that it is constantly changed. Get over it. Stop treating me like your enemy, okay?
__________________
1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.
Reply With Quote
  #1794  
Old 06-11-2014, 06:35 PM
Snipper Snipper is offline
Unsaved trash, teenaged jap wannabe
Under Investigation

CAUTION - Underage Poster 

Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: In a cave with my coven
Posts: 14
Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
Of course he wouldn't. He's an atheist so he refuses to believe in the Word of God even with the mountains of evidence that support the existence of God.
You do realize that HE'S the Christian and I'M the Atheist, right?
__________________
1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.
Reply With Quote
  #1795  
Old 06-11-2014, 06:38 PM
Didymus Much's Avatar
Didymus Much Didymus Much is offline
Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
 

Hellbound Heathen Atheist Cancer on Society hippie Caution - Poster is Crazy Evilution Perv 

Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: chillin' in the summertime
Posts: 8,405
Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Snipper View Post
No, you're crazy and dangerous because you threaten people who you don't know with death and 'eternal damnation'...
God does that. These people are just letting you know what the Bible actually says (instead of the false picture that's been painted for you by people who do not want you to know the truth).

Quote:
...As I've said before, I don't hate religion, especially if it makes a good person...
Cite an example. Just one.

Quote:
...And I actually feel ok about you because you haven't sent me death threats yet...
Why did you put "yet" there? You're not "poisoning the well", are you?

Quote:
...But the majority of people here are uppity, big-headed lunatics who damn people they don't even know...
Again, no one here has that power, and they know it. God does that stuff.

Quote:
...That's when religion becomes bad.
What, when God gets involved?
__________________
1 Corinthians 1:27 "But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;" The Bible confounds me; does that mean...
“A universe simple enough to be understood is too simple to produce a mind capable of understanding it.” — John David Barrow, FRS
Reply With Quote
  #1796  
Old 06-11-2014, 06:45 PM
Snipper Snipper is offline
Unsaved trash, teenaged jap wannabe
Under Investigation

CAUTION - Underage Poster 

Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: In a cave with my coven
Posts: 14
Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Didymus Much View Post
When did they start teaching kids that they have to "respect" everything and everyone, no matter how ridiculous, heinous, or just plain evil
I could literally say the same thing to you. At least I'm young. You're obviously older than me, and yet you're out of your mind. You are being educated by someone who is a hell of a lot younger than you. And apparently everything I say has to be backed up by a Bible quote does it? I'll back up what I said right now- The fact is that people on this website (such as you) are looked upon as insane by the outer world (the normal people, or as you would call them 'sinners') I have told a good deal of people about this ridiculous website, and the funny thing is, every single one of them either laughed, gasped at how utterly stupid it was or shook their heads in disapproval at some of the lunatics here. Your right, I shouldn't respect something ridiculous or plain evil. And that's why I won't respect any of the psychos on here. Normal Christians? Sure I'll respect them. But not psychos, sorry.
__________________
1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.
Reply With Quote
  #1797  
Old 06-11-2014, 06:46 PM
Didymus Much's Avatar
Didymus Much Didymus Much is offline
Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
 

Hellbound Heathen Atheist Cancer on Society hippie Caution - Poster is Crazy Evilution Perv 

Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: chillin' in the summertime
Posts: 8,405
Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Snipper View Post
You do realize that HE'S the Christian and I'M the Atheist, right?
1) Do not capitalize atheist, it's not a proper noun (unless it's the first word of a sentence, of part of a group name, like American Atheists).

2) Did you really miss my "Arrogant Atheist Dick" title, or the "awards" the admins here have blessed me with, like "Atheist", "Hellbound Heathen", or "Perv" (ok, maybe I deserve the last one )? Do not confuse someone agreeing that the Bible says something with them agreeing with what the Bible says.
__________________
1 Corinthians 1:27 "But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;" The Bible confounds me; does that mean...
“A universe simple enough to be understood is too simple to produce a mind capable of understanding it.” — John David Barrow, FRS
Reply With Quote
  #1798  
Old 06-11-2014, 06:50 PM
Snipper Snipper is offline
Unsaved trash, teenaged jap wannabe
Under Investigation

CAUTION - Underage Poster 

Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: In a cave with my coven
Posts: 14
Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
Really? Can you please post the Scripture that backs you up on this? Because MY Bible says something quite different.
Well your Bible is a rewritten version (one of many thousands) of the original Bible that was built for the sole purpose of pleasing insane sadists like you (probably by a sadist)
__________________
1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.
Reply With Quote
  #1799  
Old 06-11-2014, 06:55 PM
Didymus Much's Avatar
Didymus Much Didymus Much is offline
Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
 

Hellbound Heathen Atheist Cancer on Society hippie Caution - Poster is Crazy Evilution Perv 

Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: chillin' in the summertime
Posts: 8,405
Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Snipper View Post
... I'll back up what I said right now- The fact is that people on this website (such as you) are looked upon as insane by the outer world...
That's called "appeal to popularity or majority" (follow the link to learn more about the fallacious arguments you've been presenting, and why they just weaken your case).

Quote:
...And that's why I won't respect any of the psychos on here. Normal Christians? Sure I'll respect them...
"Normal" Christians do not follow the Bible, therefore they are NOT Christian.

Matthew 7:21 "Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven."

Quote:
...But not psychos, sorry.
At least the True Christians™ not hypocrites, so they deserve more respect, IMO.
__________________
1 Corinthians 1:27 "But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;" The Bible confounds me; does that mean...
“A universe simple enough to be understood is too simple to produce a mind capable of understanding it.” — John David Barrow, FRS
Reply With Quote
  #1800  
Old 06-11-2014, 06:56 PM
Snipper Snipper is offline
Unsaved trash, teenaged jap wannabe
Under Investigation

CAUTION - Underage Poster 

Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: In a cave with my coven
Posts: 14
Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Snipper is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Didymus Much View Post
Someone who overlooks my "Arrogant Atheist Dick" Title, and the "awards" my "friends" have blessed me with (such as "Hellbound Heathen", "Evilution", and "Perv" [ok, maybe I deserve that one ]), is asking others how blind they are? Interesting.



Because that's what the Bible says to do, and they do what the Bible tells them to.



If you read the Bible, what they do would make sense to you, too.



*cough* Riiiight.



Because the Bible says it's an evil influence (are you seeing a pattern here, yet?). Anything that distracts you from praising God, smiting His enemies, praising God some more (and then some more), having children to praise God and smite His enemies while praising God for making sure that you weren't born as one of His enemies, is an evil influence.



Because the Bible says... know what? I'm going to condense that down to "BTBS" for the rest of this post, save some typing.

Ok, BTBS being gay is bad.



Then why are you upset that someone out in internetland thinks you're gay?



Read the Bible. It's full of it.
Okay, but why should anyone have to care about what the Bible has to say? Now I don't want a Bible quote as an answer, I don't want what the priest or whoever else told you as an answer. I want your answer.
__________________
1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
death style choice, evil video games, games cause murders, nerd stuff is nerdy, protect our youth!, radical gay agenda, team fortess, tf2

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Find Additional Forums Here

The information presented here is Biblically accurate. Opinions concerning the technical difficulties, fitness requirements, safety, and ratings of self-crucifixion, flagellation, stoning, destroying enemies of GOD utterly, without mercy, and other activities inherent in Christianity are subjective and may differ from yours or others' opinions; therefore be warned that you must exercise your own judgment as to the difficulty and your ability to safely protect yourself from the inherent risks and dangers. Do not use the information provided on this site unless you are a True Christian ™ who understands and accepts the risks of participating in these activities. Landover Baptist Church makes reasonable efforts to include accurate and up to date information on this website, errors or omissions sometimes occur, therefore the information contained on here is provided "as is" and without warranties of any kind either expressed or implied. Viewing, reading, or any other use of the information contained within this web site is purely the voluntary will of the viewer or user. You, 'the viewer' or 'user' shall not hold the publisher, owner, authors or other contributors of The Jesus Experience responsible for any incidents related directly or indirectly to the Experience. Landover Baptist Church, et. al., assumes no liability or responsibility for your actions.


All times are GMT. The time now is 07:21 PM.


Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1999, 2009 all rights reserved