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Old 06-11-2014, 06:59 PM
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Well your Bible is a rewritten version (one of many thousands) of the original Bible that was built for the sole purpose of pleasing insane sadists like you (probably by a sadist)
Still more completely unsupported claims?

Why don't you go and try to find this "original Bible" you speak of?
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Okay, but why should anyone have to care about what the Bible has to say?...
How about the FACT that it's the most influential book ever written, in any language, and has been guiding the thoughts and actions of the vast majority of the notable figures in Western history for the last 2,000 years?

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Still more completely unsupported claims?

Why don't you go and try to find this "original Bible" you speak of?
Oh my God are you kidding me. It is a well-known fact that the Bible has been reprinted numerous times in numerous ways. Just go and look it up, maybe you'll be enlightened.

Well gee I don't know why I can't find it maybe because it's THOUSANDS OF YEARS OLD AND HAS BEEN REWRITTEN MANY TIMES
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How about the FACT that it's the most influential book ever written, in any language, and has been guiding the thoughts and actions of the vast majority of the notable figures in Western history for the last 2,000 years?

"If you want to understand a man, walk a mile in his shoes". -unknown source, possibly Native American

Well it wasn't very influential to me. What about the Quran? That's pretty damn influential to millions too. Just because it isn't as universal as the Bible doesn't make it any less important. And the fact is, there are plenty of people (such as me) who aren't influenced by the Bible.
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Oh my God are you kidding me. It is a well-known fact that the Bible has been reprinted numerous times in numerous ways. Just go and look it up, maybe you'll be enlightened...
I'm quite familiar with the history, which is why I know that there is no such thing as an "original" Bible. I was hoping to get you to read something and cure your own ignorance of the subject, but alas, you are completely unwilling.
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Well it wasn't very influential to me...
That's because you already know everything there is to know, obviously.

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...What about the Quran? That's pretty damn influential to millions too...
But hasn't been around as long, or been translated into half as many languages, or been reprinted 1/10th as many times.

If I say that it's #2, would that make you happy?

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...Just because it isn't as universal as the Bible doesn't make it any less important...
Yes, it does, by definition.

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...And the fact is, there are plenty of people (such as me) who aren't influenced by the Bible.
Actually, yes, you are. But until you go and read the Bible carefully, you won't know how many of those things that you've been taught throughout your life, probably not even in a religious context, stuff you just thought was "common sense", come straight from the Bible.

But as you're happier with your head buried in the sand...
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Still more completely unsupported claims?

Why don't you go and try to find this "original Bible" you speak of?
We have the Original Bible you Monkey Worshiping heathen. It's the KJV1611 written in Jesus own American-English.\
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Well it wasn't very influential to me. What about the Quran? That's pretty damn influential to millions too. Just because it isn't as universal as the Bible doesn't make it any less important. And the fact is, there are plenty of people (such as me) who aren't influenced by the Bible.
The Monkey Worshiper is right, it is impossible to be a member of Western Society and not be influenced by the morality of The Bible.
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That's because you already know everything there is to know, obviously.



But hasn't been around as long, or been translated into half as many languages, or been reprinted 1/10th as many times.

If I say that it's #2, would that make you happy?



Yes, it does, by definition.



Actually, yes, you are. But until you go and read the Bible carefully, you won't know how many of those things that you've been taught throughout your life, probably not even in a religious context, stuff you just thought was "common sense", come straight from the Bible.

But as you're happier with your head buried in the sand...
For God's sake I know this. I am so done with this site. I stopped by just to see what would happen if I dropped my opinion in but obviously you people can't handle that. Say what you want, I'll never read it because I'm never coming here again. I hope you and every other uppity, psychopathic christian here find peace. Goodbye, have fun trying to prove your right all the time and getting in arguments with another kid like me.
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For God's sake I know this. I am so done with this site. I stopped by just to see what would happen if I dropped my opinion in but obviously you people can't handle that. Say what you want, I'll never read it because I'm never coming here again. I hope you and every other uppity, psychopathic christian here find peace. Goodbye, have fun trying to prove your right all the time and getting in arguments with another kid like me.
Why the hate, young lady? Why do atheists have so much anger in them that all they can do is preach hatred?

I will pray for you, little miss.

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SHUT THE HELL UP ALL OF YOU WHO THINK THE GAME IS BAD!

You catholics/ christains think you are soooooooooooo great and the world revolves around you! WELL WRONG the world doesnt and could care less and shit you out! What the piffle is wrong about being gay! what if the bible said that you could only be gay what will happen then! and look at this putting him on here for recreational use! SHAME! and the the admins who may delete this post. piffle YOU! piffle YOUR BELIEFS MOST OF THEM ARE piffleING RETARDED AND ONLY BENIFEIT CRISTIANS OR CATHOLICS! WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER PEOPLE! And what is wrong with a bunch of men killing enemies in a game it happens in real life smartass!
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SHUT THE HELL UP ALL OF YOU WHO THINK THE GAME IS BAD!!
So let me get this straight, please inform me if there is anything I've missed. You come onto a forum created by the true Christians, and tell them to shut up? Surely they should be allowed to say what they wish to say on a forum that they created. It would be a different story if they came into a forum that you made and started saying this stuff, regardless of it's truthfulness.

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You catholics/ christains think you are soooooooooooo great and the world revolves around you!
No true Christian thinks the world relvolves around them. That would be implying that even God and Jesus have to obey their will, which is completely untrue. True Christians only wish to fulfil God's will, and if you have a problem with that, don't get upset with them, get upset with God.

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WELL WRONG the world doesnt and could care less and shit you out! What the piffle is wrong about being gay!
Leviticus 18:22 clearly states that it is an abomination to lie with mankind.

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what if the bible said that you could only be gay what will happen then!
But it doesn't. There are no what ifs. The bible was always meant to be written the way it was.


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and the the admins who may delete this post. piffle YOU! piffle YOUR BELIEFS MOST OF THEM ARE piffleING RETARDED AND ONLY BENIFEIT CRISTIANS OR CATHOLICS!
In case you were confused, this is a baptist church, not a catholic one.

Just a question, I've never heard the word 'piffle' used before. Should I just assume that it is akin to swear words?

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WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER PEOPLE!
They still have a chance to repent and join Jesus. That's what I did, being atheist not too long ago, I repented. And now I am saved from certain damnation in hell. If I live long enough to become a true Christian, I will be accepted into heaven. You should do the same, the more souls won for Christ, the better.
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I hope you get back stabbed by a red spy in your sleep. TF2 is work of the mighty soldier of God himself: Gabe Newell.
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I hope you get back stabbed by a red spy in your sleep. TF2 is work of the mighty soldier of God himself: Gabe Newell.
Dear Godmocking Homer;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of smoking crack and sucking off anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

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5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

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this site and christian beliefs are all a joke, it's no use to argue against the ignorance contained in this forum, this entire site is a cancer on the face of the internet

people with common sense will not expose their children to the stupidity of christian beliefs and ruin their future

have fun with your silly book of made up fairy tales and forum
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this site and christian beliefs are all a joke, it's no use to argue against the ignorance contained in this forum, this entire site is a cancer on the face of the internet

people with common sense will not expose their children to the stupidity of christian beliefs and ruin their future

have fun with your silly book of made up fairy tales and forum
So brave.



Do you run in to your local churches spouting the same nonsense, and then run away like a little girl?

Coward.



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I have no Idea why everyone is bashing TF2 when the game is clearly rated M FOR MATURE. The Pyrovision update made everything into a T rated or even E rated game. So


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I have no Idea why everyone is bashing TF2 when the game is clearly rated M FOR MATURE...
So the thread title is: "DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!"

And the makers rate it M, which means: "DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!"

Who are you arguing with?
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