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One game I really love that I play currently is called Dark Souls.

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You play as the chosen undead, accursed by the darksign, where you must relit the firstflame. The final boss is the lord of sunlight lol.

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One game I really love that I play currently is called Dark Souls.

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You play as the chosen undead, accursed by the darksign, where you must relit the firstflame. The final boss is the lord of sunlight lol.

Trust the pewdiepie fan to be posting pornographic links. Pewdiepie probably deserves a whole 'satan's entertainment' thread on his own.

Also, that game sounds EXTREMELY satanic!! I think you could definitely use a good scroll through satans entertainment. You know, you CAN have fun without relying on satan.
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No one is gay and when they say "Get behind me doctor" it is because the medic is weak and can take very any hits without dying. If any one is gay its the pyro because he/she has a flower purse in the locker room. Even still he isn't saying anything that will "brainwash your child" anyways if you want to target a game go watch a few videos of south park the stick of truth on youtube. Eventually the character is forced to perform an abortion. One on a man also Aslo you have to crawl up a *** gay erotica removed ***

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No one is gay and when they say "Get behind me doctor" it is because the medic is weak and can take very any hits without dying. If any one is gay its the pyro because he/she has a flower purse in the locker room. Even still he isn't saying anything that will "brainwash your child" anyways if you want to target a game go watch a few videos of south park the stick of truth on youtube. Eventually the character is forced to perform an abortion. One on a man also Aslo you have to crawl up a *** gay erotica removed ***
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YEP IM TRYING TO GET MORE INFRACTIONS PLEASE GIVE ME ONE I THINK THAT GAYS ARENT ANY PROBLEM YEP SO YEAH IM ALSO BLACK AND LOVE MEN JK IM WHITE AND STRAIT BUT IVE NEVER BEENTO CHURCH AND YOU PEOPLE DISGUST ME BECAUSE RELIGION IS YOUR ISSUE NOT SOMEONEELSES DONT MAKE IT THERE BELIEFAS WELL HAHA I DONT EVAN CARE ABOUT SPELLING HAHAHA::de vil::lex_12 :: lex_12: YALLNEED JESUS YOU RACIST PRICK HEADS
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YEP IM TRYING TO GET MORE INFRACTIONS PLEASE GIVE ME ONE I THINK THAT GAYS ARENT ANY PROBLEM YEP SO YEAH IM ALSO BLACK AND LOVE MEN JK IM WHITE AND STRAIT BUT IVE NEVER BEENTO CHURCH AND YOU PEOPLE DISGUST ME BECAUSE RELIGION IS YOUR ISSUE NOT SOMEONEELSES DONT MAKE IT THERE BELIEFAS WELL HAHA I DONT EVAN CARE ABOUT SPELLING HAHAHA::de vil::lex_12 :: lex_12: YALLNEED JESUS YOU RACIST PRICK HEADS

Your name is 'I have come to argue' so I doubt there is any point in saying 'hi, welcome. Come introduce yourselves in the introduction forum' so I'm not going to bother.
You lie and then correct yourself in the first statement... Like really.
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I can guess you don't really care about spelling. For some reason you sound like a ten year old having a tantrum...sorry but it's true.
Okay in all seriousness. What have we ever done to deserve your hate?

I agree, gay PEOPLE are not a problem AT ALL. it's their homosexual acts that are just...eaulgh.

If you want proof of it, a: you should read the bible (kjv of course) but judging by your spelling, if you can't understand it, I will attach some quotes below.

Leviticus 18:22 (it's abominable)
Leviticus 20:13 (also abominable, they should be killed)
Those are the two main ones, if you want more I can provide them, but they start to have more complex meaning, I don't know if you'll be able to handle it.


Also, if you are just here to argue, which I guess you are, take a look at the thread below.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=4365


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...IM WHITE AND STRAIT BUT IVE NEVER BEENTO CHURCH AND YOU PEOPLE DISGUST ME BECAUSE RELIGION...
If you're not religious, why does your own (or anybody's) sexuality matter enough that you have to SHOUT IT IN ALL CAPS?

Why does your "race" need the same treatment?

Unless, of course, you're just a closed-minded, dimwit, racist, H8r.
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If you're not religious, why does your own (or anybody's) sexuality matter enough that you have to SHOUT IT IN ALL CAPS?
See, judging by the spelling of strait, I thought he was referring to his being the Bass Strait. If we are the Bible, surely he can be a body of water, no?
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I'd like to thank the admin, for deleting my posts, and permanently banning my account in the middle of an arguement, if you could just...not do that, it'd be great. Thanks. It's a real pain to make a new account every time I step out of this forums' exceptionally strict lines.

Anyways, I believe I asked for some evidence that doesn't go against something thats been proven by science that god exists? I'm not a fan of TF2, by the way, I find it boring. Also, @ the OP, play the game, heavy (I think thats who says it) says "Get behind me!" so that he can take the bullets whilst the medic heals him. Not whatever you were thinking.
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I'd like to thank the admin, for deleting my posts, and permanently banning my account in the middle of an arguement, if you could just...not do that, it'd be great. Thanks. It's a real pain to make a new account every time I step out of this forums' exceptionally strict lines.

Anyways, I believe I asked for some evidence that doesn't go against something thats been proven by science that god exists? I'm not a fan of TF2, by the way, I find it boring. Also, @ the OP, play the game, heavy (I think thats who says it) says "Get behind me!" so that he can take the bullets whilst the medic heals him. Not whatever you were thinking.

What was the name of your previous account? I like to be able to know which hateful atheist I am talking to-sometimes they do have different personalities. Also, (read my signature)
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What was the name of your previous account? I like to be able to know which hateful atheist I am talking to-sometimes they do have different personalities. Also, (read my signature)
Allah Ackbar, I believe was my previous name. I also thought I established I wasn't, in fact, hateful, just that I was an atheist. I'm more here out of curiosity, of why people believe in God despite the evidence stacked against such religions.
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Allah Ackbar, I believe was my previous name. I also thought I established I wasn't, in fact, hateful, just that I was an atheist. I'm more here out of curiosity, of why people believe in God despite the evidence stacked against such religions.
Go. Hit me with your 'evidence'.

I don't know if your posts will get banned though; I'm only a forum member
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Hi Don,

What evidence is there against God being God? I'm truly curious.

PS: I'm not sure why you named yourself after that Allah person first, as we clearly know he isn't a real God.
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What evidence is there against God being God? I'm truly curious.

PS: I'm not sure why you named yourself after that Allah person first, as we clearly know he isn't a real God.
Stop banning me, and I'll be more than happy to tell you. My first name had nothing to do with the god, actually, it's a greeting commonly used in India.

Now, as for the evidence, I just copy+pasted it, it's below.

I read somewhere that apparently in the bible, it says the earth is flat? I never read the bible, so I'm not entirely sure, but the earth isn't flat at all. This can be observed at as low an altitude as 10000 meters, you'll see a curve on the horizon. Also, it was long since proven that the universe doesn't revolve around the earth, the name of the guy slips me, but I want to say it was Galileo. And, like I said, I never read the bible, but I'm reasonably certain that there's some infringements upon the law of the conservation of energy.
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You really think that Allahu Akbar has nothing to do with God? Is your Google broken?

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...I read somewhere that apparently in the bible...I never read the bible...
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That just shows you don't understand the law of conservation of energy, either. You've got a lot of reading to do.
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Do you always tell people what to do ON THEIR PROPERTY?



You really think that Allahu Akbar has nothing to do with God? Is your Google broken?



While you're googling "Allahu Akbar", go learn what "evidence" actually is.



Protip: if you read it yourself, you'd KNOW what it says (instead of always relying on what other people tell you [they could have agendas and shit]).



That just shows you don't understand the law of conservation of energy, either. You've got a lot of reading to do.
"That just shows you don't understand the law of conservation of energy, either. You've got a lot of reading to do"

That is, "Matter can not be created or destroyed, only changed."? I'm reasonably sure I get it.

"Protip: if you read it yourself, you'd KNOW what it says (instead of always relying on what other people tell you [they could have agendas and shit])." I thought about it, but the bible seems like a helluva long book, I'm too lazy to read it. Don't take this as an "Im dumb, i cant read", I am actually really good at reading. Just too lazy to read something as long as the bible.

"While you're googling "Allahu Akbar", go learn what "evidence" actually is."

Evidence, broadly construed, is anything presented in support of an assertion. This support may be strong or weak. The strongest type of evidence is that which provides direct proof of the truth of an assertion. At the other extreme is evidence that is merely consistent with an assertion but does not rule out other, contradictory assertions, as in circumstantial evidence.

"You really think that Allahu Akbar has nothing to do with God? Is your Google broken? "

No, I know it does, I worded that wrong.

"[QUOTE=Didymus Much;1097639]Do you always tell people what to do ON THEIR PROPERTY?"

The internet is nobodies property, really. I guess it would belong to the company that runs the servers that this forum is hosted on. But, no, I don't. It was a request, really, because it makes my job of making a proper argument a lot harder if I'm getting banned every 5 minutes.
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"Protip: if you read it yourself, you'd KNOW what it says (instead of always relying on what other people tell you [they could have agendas and shit])." I thought about it, but the bible seems like a helluva long book, I'm too lazy to read it. Don't take this as an "Im dumb, i cant read", I am actually really good at reading. Just too lazy to read something as long as the bible.

Too lazy to save yourself from eternal torment? Never thought I would hear THAT in my lifetime. I hate God, yes I've heard loads of times, but I'm too lazy... This is a new low for atheists.


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Too lazy to save yourself from eternal torment? Never thought I would hear THAT in my lifetime. I hate God, yes I've heard loads of times, but I'm too lazy... This is a new low for atheists.
Well, I don't believe that God exists. That's my view, I doubt anythings going to change it. So, to me, it would be a waste of time to read the bible. My parents are both born and raised christians, they taught me that if I don't believe in God, I'd go to hell. Honestly, if I'm wrong, and God does exist, I deserve to go to hell for my ignorance. But, you can't be sure till you die, and I don't plan on checking out anytime soon.
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Evidence, broadly construed, is anything presented in support of an assertion. This support may be strong or weak. The strongest type of evidence is that which provides direct proof of the truth of an assertion. At the other extreme is evidence that is merely consistent with an assertion but does not rule out other, contradictory assertions, as in circumstantial evidence.

Do you always tell people what to do ON THEIR PROPERTY?"The internet is nobodies property, really. I guess it would belong to the company that runs the servers that this forum is hosted on. But, no, I don't. It was a request, really, because it makes my job of making a proper argument a lot harder if I'm getting banned every 5 minutes.
What is all this discussion about evidence? This is a Christian site where Faith the the currency of certainty.

Romans 1:17 For therein is the righteousness of God revealed from faith to faith: as it is written, The just shall live by faith.

The strongest type of evidence is that that supports the Holy Word™ of the Bible(KJV1611). The weakest is that which contradicts it.

That evidence is superseded by Scripture is the foundation of Faith.

You have some nerve coming to a Christian site and trampling all over our most cherished beliefs

Ever heard of 'hate crimes'. That's you that is.

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