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Old 06-30-2014, 11:31 AM
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What is all this discussion about evidence? This is a Christian site where Faith the the currency of certainty.

Romans 1:17 For therein is the righteousness of God revealed from faith to faith: as it is written, The just shall live by faith.

The strongest type of evidence is that that supports the Holy Word™ of the Bible(KJV1611). The weakest is that which contradicts it.

That evidence is superseded by Scripture is the foundation of Faith.

You have some nerve coming to a Christian site and trampling all over our most cherished beliefs

Ever heard of 'hate crimes'. That's you that is.

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I'm not trampling on anyones beliefs, not intentionally, anyways. I'm just confused, trying to understand why so many people believe in something without anything to back it, aside faith.
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...That is, "Matter can not be created or destroyed, only changed."? I'm reasonably sure I get it...
That's conservation of mass (it's related, but different), in a _very_ basic nutshell. The problems (with conservation of energy, especially) start when people try to apply it inappropriately (usually having to do with not understanding how to define the boundaries of the system in question).

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...the bible seems like a helluva long book...
It's shorter than Harry Potter, and I'm sure you've read that (or you're the only teenager in North America who hasn't).

It's even split up into bite-size pieces. 66, in fact. Couple of hours a day, you'll be done in about a month, and you'll know the Bible better than most Christians (that really ticks them off).

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...Evidence, broadly construed, is anything presented in support of an assertion...
And what you posted were assertions, not evidence.

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...The internet is nobodies property, really...
Nobody owns the whole thing, but all the pieces that make it up all belong to someone. Even if a space (like this one) is rented vs. owned, the tenant has property rights, enforceable by law.

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...it makes my job of making a proper argument a lot harder if I'm getting banned every 5 minutes.
It's easy to avoid getting banned here (I'm over four years here, as an avowed [some would say rabid] atheist). Be polite, make sense, if someone tells you to go read something to cure your ignorance, do it, and don't post gay porn. Face-slappingly DUH obvious, but you'd be amazed how many refuse to get it.

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Well, I don't believe that God exists. That's my view, I doubt anythings going to change it...
Good to know you're so open-minded.

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... So, to me, it would be a waste of time to read the bible...
How do you know you disagree with it IF YOU'VE NEVER READ IT?

Do NOT rely on what other people tell you is in there, everyone who wants to has an agenda (and it's usually not about your best interest).

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I'm not trampling on anyones beliefs, not intentionally, anyways. I'm just confused, trying to understand why so many people believe in something without anything to back it, aside faith.
Aside faith?

So now you just had wave away something you disagree with?

Will you also hand wave away eye witness, testimony, and historical documents?

Saying what amounts to 'aside from that' every time you get an answer you don't want to hear is not fair.

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Aside faith?

So now you just had wave away something you disagree with?

Will you also hand wave away eye witness, testimony, and historical documents?

Saying what amounts to 'aside from that' every time you get an answer you don't want to hear is not fair.

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I'm...not? Im too tired to argue right now, its 6:24AM, I realized this 10 minutes ago. I have a rather busy day, today, and I'm gunna go to bed. I'll continue this when I get up and can think straight.
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I'm...not? Im too tired to argue right now, its 6:24AM, I realized this 10 minutes ago. I have a rather busy day, today, and I'm gunna go to bed. I'll continue this when I get up and can think straight.
You can continue the conversation with your primary account.

If you make any more additional accounts, I'll ban the primary one, also.

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You can continue the conversation with your primary account.

If you make any more additional accounts, I'll ban the primary one, also.

i thought he said his primary account was banned. Is he a liar?

Proverbs 19:9 A false witness shall not be unpunished, and he that speaketh lies shall perish
Proverbs 12:22 Lying lips are abomination to the Lord: but they that deal truly are his delight.

How would you know if he made a new account though? Don't all accounts look the same...
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How would you know if he made a new account though? Don't all accounts look the same...
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Jesus knows, and Mr. Smyth is a True Christian™ man and close, personal friend to Jesus. Mr. Smyth wakes up every morning next to Jesus, so tight is their bond (John 14:16). I can only imagine their pillow talk.
Wow. I only hope to one day become as close to Jesus as you True Christians are.
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this post is bull. i play tf2 and it's pretty great. there's also nothing wrong with being gay, but none of the characters in this game have actually been explicitly confirmed gay yet. A couple of them are hinted to be gay, though.
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there's also nothing wrong with being gay
You could not be more wrong. Jesus Christ made very clear that the only way to be a proper Christian is by marrying a woman and having children.

Leviticus 20:13 - King James Version (KJV)

13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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You could not be more wrong. Jesus Christ made very clear that the only way to be a proper Christian is by marrying a woman and having children.

Leviticus 20:13 - King James Version (KJV)

13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
but you're wrong. those laws were in the old testament, alongside laws telling us not to eat shellfish or wear clothing with mixed cloth. Jesus died on the cross for a reason, to rid us of the Old Testament laws. that's why we don't make animal sacrifices anymore. following the laws of the old testament is invalidating the sacrifice that Jesus made for us by dying on the cross.

there were gay people in the Bible, you know. The story of the Centurion and his slave is one example. the centurion used the word pais to refer to the person he wanted Jesus to heal, and in some translations it has been changed to "servant". but in fact, pais means the younger partner in a same-sex relationship. Jesus heals him, knowing full well that they aren't straight.

as a kid, i was always confused about this story. i couldn't understand why a Roman soldier would be so desperate to heal a mere servant of his. the story even says that he had other servants, so why would he beg Jesus to save this one? centurions apparently were rich men. a few years later, once i discovered that the translation was wrong, it all made sense. Jesus has never said anything on homosexuality. for all we know, he may have been gay himself.
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but you're wrong. those laws were in the old testament, alongside laws telling us not to eat shellfish or wear clothing with mixed cloth. Jesus died on the cross for a reason, to rid us of the Old Testament laws. that's why we don't make animal sacrifices anymore. following the laws of the old testament is invalidating the sacrifice that Jesus made for us by dying on the cross.
You're confused, dear. This happens when you don't actually read the Holy Bible, and instead trust the authority of your poorly catechized parents and select childhood memories. As a child, you naturally trusted your parents and church leaders to be telling you the truth. You learned to incorporate what you had been taught to believe into your personal experiences. This false faith became the backdrop against all your thinking. In short, you've been conditioned to trust false beliefs.

In fact, the Holy Bible tells us Jesus died for our sins (1 Corinthians 15:3-4). You see, insufferable and unspeakable horror and pain and torture is the natural consequence to offending a Perfect God (Romans 6:23).

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there were gay people in the Bible, you know. The story of the Centurion and his slave is one example. the centurion used the word pais to refer to the person he wanted Jesus to heal, and in some translations it has been changed to "servant". but in fact, pais means the younger partner in a same-sex relationship. Jesus heals him, knowing full well that they aren't straight.

as a kid, i was always confused about this story. i couldn't understand why a Roman soldier would be so desperate to heal a mere servant of his. the story even says that he had other servants, so why would he beg Jesus to save this one? centurions apparently were rich men. a few years later, once i discovered that the translation was wrong, it all made sense. Jesus has never said anything on homosexuality. for all we know, he may have been gay himself.
Your confusion is a result of your lack of fear in God (Proverbs 9:10). Your fallible, sinful mind will grab at any excuse to stop you from feeling emotionally uncomfortable. That's why Satan is known as the Father of Lies (John 8:44). He lies to you, making you think one thing, distracting you from actually reading the Holy Bible.
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but you're wrong. those laws were in the old testament
Ah, you're one of those idiots who believes The Old Testament can be ignored. My apologies for overestimating your intelligence.

Fortunately The New Testament is also very clear on Jesus' opinion of gays. Just read Romans 1:26–27, 1 Corinthians 6:9–10, 1 Timothy 1:9–10 and Jude 1:7. Spoiler: Jesus does not like gays!
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Ok seriously, you say that the picture is supposed to show them as threatening, obviously that's one point of the picture but another point of the picture is to show off all the playable characters and their personalities. you also make a point that this game is just about killing, when that is in fact not true, and shows you have not even looked at the game, because there have been entire servers full of people, DANCING, yes both teams that are supposed to be fighting each other are dancing with each other, you obviously have not played the game at all, you glanced at it and judged it. what if you did that with the bible, or jesus, yea that's right. the heavy, (the big guy in the front of the picture) says "i love this doctor" because the doctor does a good job at healing him, its like saying "i love that actor", because you think that person is good at acting, not because you actually love them. he also says "get behind me" because the doctor in the game is a weak character and is used mainly for healing, the heavy wants to protect him from dying, would you want to protect someone from dying? the soldier does say that this is his world but that is because he is mentally unstable and everyone who plays the game knows it... also he is a retired soldier, not an actual one. and and he homosexuality thing, that picture shows two friends having a good time at a baseball game, nothing more, nothing less, if you give your friend a hug does that mean your in love with them? or in this case, just put your arm around their shoulder when taking a picture... also their are many, many homosexual soldiers in the US... seriously that's prejudice (pre-judge) towards the game... i'm sure you banning a living person from his friends will totally stop getting him in fights, actually if it were me, i would get in more fights, probably with you...
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Ok seriously, you say that the picture is supposed to show them as threatening, obviously that's one point of the picture but another point of the picture is to show off all the playable characters and their personalities. you also make a point that this game is just about killing, when that is in fact not true, and shows you have not even looked at the game, because there have been entire servers full of people, DANCING, yes both teams that are supposed to be fighting each other are dancing with each other, you obviously have not played the game at all, you glanced at it and judged it. what if you did that with the bible, or jesus, yea that's right. the heavy, (the big guy in the front of the picture) says "i love this doctor" because the doctor does a good job at healing him, its like saying "i love that actor", because you think that person is good at acting, not because you actually love them. he also says "get behind me" because the doctor in the game is a weak character and is used mainly for healing, the heavy wants to protect him from dying, would you want to protect someone from dying? the soldier does say that this is his world but that is because he is mentally unstable and everyone who plays the game knows it... also he is a retired soldier, not an actual one. and and he homosexuality thing, that picture shows two friends having a good time at a baseball game, nothing more, nothing less, if you give your friend a hug does that mean your in love with them? or in this case, just put your arm around their shoulder when taking a picture... also their are many, many homosexual soldiers in the US... seriously that's prejudice (pre-judge) towards the game... i'm sure you banning a living person from his friends will totally stop getting him in fights, actually if it were me, i would get in more fights, probably with you...
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Romans 3:23 "For all have sinned, and fall short of the glory of God."
Romans 3:10 "There is none righteous; no, not one."

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There's more than just one way to be happy, why you think people needs religion in their lives to feel complete? I think you're nothing but slaves of that book, bible doesn't allow people to think, to learn things beyond divine stuff and it had been responsable for horribles crimes, discrimination and deaths during human history, and now you say a video game is going to hurt your children just by playing it? Even before video games existed there were violent people, wars, murders and more, if you analize it, bible is a million times worse than video games
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There's more than just one way to be happy, why you think people needs religion in their lives to feel complete? I think you're nothing but slaves of that book, bible doesn't allow people to think, to learn things beyond divine stuff and it had been responsable for horribles crimes, discrimination and deaths during human history, and now you say a video game is going to hurt your children just by playing it? Even before video games existed there were violent people, wars, murders and more, if you analize it, bible is a million times worse than video games
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Ok, since your brain is very deep in a gutter or/and probably doesn't work properly, let me explain you that... analize: examine, study, observe, find, compare, consider, decompile, detail, distinguish, identify, separate... it has nothing to do with the perverted stuff you think
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Ok, since your brain is very deep in a gutter or/and probably doesn't work properly, let me explain you that... analize: examine, study, observe, find, compare, consider, decompile, detail, distinguish, identify, separate... it has nothing to do with the perverted stuff you think


Tell you what, cupcake: do a search on "analize" then do a search on "analyze" and tell me what the difference is.
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