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I was sended this by my friend Marisa this morning! Perhaps is cos she have just break up her boyfriend...but I'm think perhap she have a point..! No?



I don't think the book will has a ending though, no?

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Pretty sure that's your collected babblings to date. The man's expression captures my level of interest exactly.

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He look fascinated. Oh..., you're still fascinate whit me then...?
Thank you for the cumpliment.

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Oh my inocente litle Felicty, you are sooooo young!
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"Understanding the complexities of the female mind", what else?

Of course, the title takes up the cover and the first 15 pages. The other 2 pages are blank.
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Of course, the title takes up the cover and the first 15 pages. The other 2 pages are blank.




Of course...we girls are very easy for understand. Is pity most of men is no inteligents enough for understand us though...


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WHY have this gone very OFF-TOPIC?
And WHY are all the mens posting in Womens's section?!?

Oh! That's the awnswer...

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WHY have this gone very OFF-TOPIC?
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Oh! That's the awnswer...

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As I understand it, Maria, the men can post everywhere and we can too ... with one exception ... the Mens' Forum.

I don't have a problem with that. It's easy to remember. Yes?

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As I understand it, Maria, the men can post everywhere and we can too ... with one exception ... the Mens' Forum.

I don't have a problem with that. It's easy to remember. Yes?

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Yes.

And can I just take this oportunity for apologize for that post of me and thank the moderadors for the (other) infraction I got for that (again) for reminder me of this things I'm sometimes forget?


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You are trying, sister. I see it. I remind you of this beautiful Scripture:

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"Yes" is a good start.



You are trying, sister. I see it. I remind you of this beautiful Scripture:

I say unto you, that likewise joy shall be in heaven over one sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine just persons, which need no repentance. Luke 15:7

Thank you Mr Pettition. I apreciate your helps. I'm having a bad day especially cos I did bad oral this morning whit that englishman in my exam so I feel a little depress and now the infraction so thanks for your helps I think sometimes I just espit out what first comes in my mouth and say things I'm regret after so yes, I'm sorry.

Thanks.

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