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Old 11-29-2010, 10:42 PM
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Young Sister Lycia,
You do know that the devil comes in many Guises, He has tried to tempt you with a hedonistic lifestyle which you survived and came to join his flock . Now he is trying to shame you into believing that you are not worthy of his Love by reminding you of your past transgressions. I, for one, believe you should not replace this old picture of past life but keep it as a reminder that the Lord will give his love to a Harlot if she is willing to give herself to him.
Ephesians 2:8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:
Ephesians 2:9 Not of works, lest any man should boast.

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Young Sister Lycia,
You do know that the devil comes in many Guises, He has tried to tempt you with a hedonistic lifestyle which you survived and came to join his flock . Now he is trying to shame you into believing that you are not worthy of his Love by reminding you of your past transgressions. love to a Harlot if she is willing to give herself to him.
Come on man, I never said she was a harlot. Those modeling photos of her are tame. It is just that I ecognized the first one, only peripherally, but the second one I had SEEN, just a week ago! That is a new photo, not one that is from a "past life."
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Young Sister Lycia,
You do know that the devil comes in many Guises, He has tried to tempt you with a hedonistic lifestyle which you survived and came to join his flock . Now he is trying to shame you into believing that you are not worthy of his Love by reminding you of your past transgressions. I, for one, believe you should not replace this old picture of past life but keep it as a reminder that the Lord will give his love to a Harlot if she is willing to give herself to him.
Ephesians 2:8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:
Ephesians 2:9 Not of works, lest any man should boast.

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Luke 5:20 And when he saw their faith, he said unto him, Man, thy sins are forgiven thee.
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Sister Lycia is a True Christian™ woman, and now this pervert wants videos of her so that he can do unspeakable things while watching them.

I am so tired of the Perverts who come here and say all of the sick twisted things to the True Christian™ women. Then they can't understand why we are happy with our True Christian™ men. Why should someone like Lycia be out in the sickular world where she is considered nothing more than a piece of meat for the wolves.

Oh and dumbass, have you ever considered the fact that she could have moved? Or traveled? Because those couldn't be the answer, could they. No you have to have your perverted fantasies. I guess it's a good thing that you don't have PM privileges, or you would be hounding her for naked pictures, wouldn't you.

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AMEN.

Sister Lycia is a True Christian™ woman, and now this pervert wants videos of her so that he can do unspeakable things while watching them.

I am so tired of the Perverts who come here and say all of the sick twisted things to the True Christian™ women. Then they can't understand why we are happy with our True Christian™ men. Why should someone like Lycia be out in the sickular world where she is considered nothing more than a piece of meat for the wolves.

Oh and dumbass, have you ever considered the fact that she could have moved? Or traveled? Because those couldn't be the answer, could they. No you have to have your perverted fantasies. I guess it's a good thing that you don't have PM privileges, or you would be hounding her for naked pictures, wouldn't you.

Sick twisted pervert.


Or howabout just a modern photo that isn't from the stock archive? It could be a video of her sayin hi'yall.



And as for her "moving," why are the photos NEW?
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Or howabout just a modern photo that isn't from the stock archive? It could be a video of her sayin hi'yall.



And as for her "moving," why are the photos NEW?
How about you shut your yap and start giving praise to God?
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Or howabout just a modern photo that isn't from the stock archive? It could be a video of her sayin hi'yall.



And as for her "moving," why are the photos NEW?
Look, I really don't understand what kind of stalker, pervert you are, but leave the poor girl alone. Why should she do anything for you? I think perhaps you should let us have your home address so that we can turn you into the authorities for internet stalking.

So lets have it, post your legal name and address here.
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Prove me wrong, Lycia, that you aren't posing under a genuine photo (I obviously am) and post a video of yourself.
I don't think you understand that Unsaved Trash such as yourself does not get to make demands here, especially of a very nice True Christian Lady.
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I know this is a little off topic but I was wondering how your (Lycia) clothing has changed? What is considered to be appropriate for a Christian woman to wear and what is inappropriate? I had always been under the belief that as long as the fabrics were not mixed, nothing tight- just fitting, and covered as much of the body as possible was what to aim for but after reading through a few threads I fell as though I should ask so I may be well advised.
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I know this is a little off topic but I was wondering how your (Lycia) clothing has changed? What is considered to be appropriate for a Christian woman to wear and what is inappropriate? I had always been under the belief that as long as the fabrics were not mixed, nothing tight- just fitting, and covered as much of the body as possible was what to aim for but after reading through a few threads I fell as though I should ask so I may be well advised.
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I know this is a little off topic but I was wondering how your (Lycia) clothing has changed? What is considered to be appropriate for a Christian woman to wear and what is inappropriate? I had always been under the belief that as long as the fabrics were not mixed, nothing tight- just fitting, and covered as much of the body as possible was what to aim for but after reading through a few threads I fell as though I should ask so I may be well advised.
Of course Sister, I would be happy to help. A very important part of not being a harlot is not dressing like one, and I have uploaded (offsite of course, to protect the forums from demons) a picture of myself before I was Saved© for educational purposes and will illustrate with scripture exactly how sinful I was being.

WARNING! PLEASE PRAY BEFORE VIEWING AS THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF DEMONIC ATTIRE

"In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;" 1 Timothy 2:19

First of all, you can see that my attire was not modest, sober, and I had no sense of shame in this photo. Notice I also had broided hair, which means I was being doubly sinful here. Please take note that although I was not wearing gold, pearls or costly array here, that does not make it acceptable to do so.

"Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel;"
1 Peter 3:3

As I said, my hair is plaited in the photo, which is definitely sinful. Also, what I am wearing cannot be called normal clothing, but it definitely counts as strange apparel, as I will show with the next verse.

"And it shall come to pass in the day of the LORD's sacrifice, that I will punish the princes, and the king's children, and all such as are clothed with strange apparel." Zephaniah 1:8

Like I said, that apparel is most definitely strange.

"And, behold, there met him a woman with the attire of an harlot, and subtil of heart." Proverbs 7:10

I included this to show that if people wear the clothes of a harlot, then they are a harlot. Read Proverbs 7 for more clarification!

"And when Jehu was come to Jezreel, Jezebel heard of it; and she painted her face, and tired her head, and looked out at a window." 2 Kings 9:30

Jezebel herself painted her face, like I did in that photo. I think we can agree Jezebel was a filthy whore who young women should not be emulating.
"But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart." Matthew 5:28

Dressing in an immodest way like that encourages men to lust after you, which means they are guilty of fornication and will be sent to Hell unless they repent. Please remember that is completely the woman's fault when this happens.

"Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee." Leviticus 19:19

You were right that mixed garments are explicitly forbidden. Please note how that garment was mixed.

"Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD." Leviticus 19:28

This doesn't have to do with clothing per se, but you will see that I had printed marks upon me. Not only was it very expensive to remove, it was also very sinful!

So, a True Christian™ would look like the exact opposite of that. They would be wearing a modest skirt or dress, not displaying their navel, not wearing make-up, they would have their done in a modest, unbraided manner, and they wouldn't have any tattoos or markings. They would also not be hanging around in an abandoned building or wearing a face-mask, so those are two other things to consider.

I hope this has helped clear things up for you Sister. Praise Him!
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It is just that I ecognized the first one, only peripherally, but the second one I had SEEN, just a week ago! That is a new photo, not one that is from a "past life."
Correct me if I am wrong, but if this guy has seen your images a week *before* you uploaded them, he must be a genuine stalker who either broke into your apartment or hacked your computer and followed you here. I officially request that our moderators report this to the local authorities. (If he crossed state lines doing this, then report him to the Feds.) Seriously, this is disturbing.
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It is valuable, I feel, that people are aware of what attire is what. Recently I have been working in an environment where the raiment you have posted here (and in another place) would be considered normal - in that it is the sort of thing that the majority would be wearing.

I will stick to the wording of that short (linked) definition: garments of this type..


..are not "the same as would be expected" - dressing like this would be "unusual" (but nobody would mind). Whether one were a prostitute or not, clothing tends towards the outré, fancy dress is popular and the "ordinary" mode of dress is flamboyant in the extreme. That is the norm.

Of course it is entirely possible to wear fancy dress (e.g. a gorilla suit) and still be modest. In this environment ones availability as a prostitute is indicated by other means.

Thank you for raising the issue, Lycia - it will be of much value to some of the teenagers seeking the path to tread. Satan extends temptation in the direction of all young women, and I admire your courage in exposing yourself to his jibes in this way.
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Thank you so much Miss Lycia! I will be showing this to all of the dirty sluts in my neighbourhood! Maybe I'll even print some out and hand them to the hookers in the next town I'm glad I never gave in to the horrible things like prostiution But this is great advice to follow anyways! Hmm... I should invest in a chastity belt, does anybody know where to get them? Well, I'll definately follow this advice, it's a good guide, thanks again Miss Lycia!
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Sister Lycia is a capable seamstress, and might be able to help. I have been making some similar apparatus for handing out on dancefloors, but unfortunately at our last junket they were mainly being worn by the young gentlemen

I had not anticipated that..

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Thank you so much Miss Lycia! I will be showing this to all of the dirty sluts in my neighbourhood! Maybe I'll even print some out and hand them to the hookers in the next town I'm glad I never gave in to the horrible things like prostiution But this is great advice to follow anyways! Hmm... I should invest in a chastity belt, does anybody know where to get them? Well, I'll definately follow this advice, it's a good guide, thanks again Miss Lycia!
You're very welcome Ms. Zoey! I'm glad you found my guide useful.

Unfortunately, to get a really good chastity belt, you'll probably need to find a good metal-worker in your area and custom order one. I suggest springing for one with a serrated opening, it will really cut down on men being interested in fornicating with you.



Of course, you'll notice this model does have a few flaws. The front opening is too large, stainless steel would be a better material, and the locking mechanism lacks a key, but I think you get the general idea.

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You sound like you're well on your way to remaining a virtuous woman. Just don't forget to do your leg-crossing exercises!
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You're very welcome Ms. Zoey! I'm glad you found my guide useful.

Unfortunately, to get a really good chastity belt, you'll probably need to find a good metal-worker in your area and custom order one. I suggest springing for one with a serrated opening, it will really cut down on men being interested in fornicating with you.



Of course, you'll notice this model does have a few flaws. The front opening is too large, stainless steel would be a better material, and the locking mechanism lacks a key, but I think you get the general idea.

"Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies."
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You sound like you're well on your way to remaining a virtuous woman. Just don't forget to do your leg-crossing exercises!
Hmm.. well I'll definately look into that! And yes, I'm trying my hardest! They're crossed right now! Titus 2:3-5 'The aged women likewise, that they be in behaviour as becometh holiness, not false accusers, not given to much wine, teachers of good things; That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children,To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed." thank you for doing just that with me, Miss Lycia! (not that you're "AGED" you're just older than me) And you seem like a great role model to young True Christians, which I can only hope the good people of this forum will view me as one day Thanks again
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Hmm.. well I'll definately look into that! And yes, I'm trying my hardest! They're crossed right now! Titus 2:3-5 'The aged women likewise, that they be in behaviour as becometh holiness, not false accusers, not given to much wine, teachers of good things; That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children,To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed." thank you for doing just that with me, Miss Lycia! (not that you're "AGED" you're just older than me) And you seem like a great role model to young True Christians, which I can only hope the good people of this forum will view me as one day Thanks again
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Here is some reading on chastity belts if it is of interest to you.
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In fact there is much written here at LBC on the devices for young ladies and young men as well.
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Sister Lycia,

Not sure why or how I got this in my electronic mail. Can you help this poor thing? I have no idea what to do with this.

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