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Old 12-05-2010, 05:23 AM
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So you give your 3 daughters to uninvited guests and then later you mate with them because this is how your daughters show their gratitude to you ?
Lot never actually GAVE his daughters to the mob. He OFFERED them.
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Old 12-05-2010, 06:48 AM
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Every father knows that daughters are completely useless. In theory they could be helpful in the household but that usually doesn't work out as planned. Daughters turn out to be whiners who are always complaining about how their head hurts after you hit them on the head with the Bible to discipline them for complaining too much. People often seem to forget that raising daughters is hard and unrewarding work.

1st Corinthians 11:8-9 "For the man is not of the woman: but the woman of the man. Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man."

Uninvited guests? Let them rape your daughter!
As always the Holy Bible has very clear guidelines for how we can use our daughters. Let's take Judges 19:22-30 for example. Here someone has invited a friend and his whore into his house and suddenly several uninvited guests arrive who want to kill the friend. The friend is probably a Christian while the uninvited guests are evil Atheists or Democrats. Of course the men of the house does the right thing and invites the uninvited guests to rape his virgin daughter: "Behold, here is my daughter a maiden, and his concubine; them I will bring out now, and humble ye them, and do with them what seemeth good unto you: but unto this man do not so vile a thing." Unfortunately you don't see this kind of hospitality anymore nowadays. People have become rude and insensitive towards the wishes of their guests.

If for some reason the uninvited guests are not interested in raping your virgin daughter, just show them your daughters naked body! Problem solved. Nahum 3:5-6 "Behold, I am against thee, saith the LORD of hosts; and I will discover thy skirts upon thy face, and I will shew the nations thy nakedness, and the kingdoms thy shame. "

Your daughter no longer a virgin? Burn her!
If your daughter behaves like a whore, the Bible is clear on what you have to do. An example of this would be your daughter allowing guests to rape her. You will have to burn your daughter after which she will go to Hell where she will burn for all eternity for being a whore! Genesis 38:24 "And it came to pass about three months after, that it was told Judah, saying, Tamar thy daughter in law hath played the harlot; and also, behold, she is with child by whoredom. And Judah said, Bring her forth, and let her be burnt."

Money problems? Sell your wife and daughters!
It is unfortunate most people nowadays ignore God's clear instructions on how to solve money problems. The economy would not have been in its present state if Obama wouldn't have forced Americans to use their houses to load insane amounts of money to pay his insanely high taxes. Taxes which are only used to fund terrorists. God's solution to money problems is very simple. Sell your daughter! Exodus 21:7 "... a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant ..." And to make the deal more interesting Matthew 18:25 makes clear that you can also sell your wife if you want. Only sell your wife if you have someone else to cook and clean for yourself though!
According to this, after you let a complete stranger rape your daughter, you have to kill them, because they are no longer a virgin (don't deny that, COM SPECIFICALLY gave this as an example). If you don't kill them, you sell them into slavery. Is this even legal in the U.S?

Hypothetically speaking, if a Democrat came to my house and tried to rape my daughter many Bibles I have in my house, whack him with it, give it to him, and slam the door in his face. I'd rather protect my daughter's virginity so she could get into Heaven
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According to this, after you let a complete stranger rape your daughter, you have to kill them, because they are no longer a virgin (don't deny that, COM SPECIFICALLY gave this as an example). If you don't kill them, you sell them into slavery. Is this even legal in the U.S?

Hypothetically speaking, if a Democrat came to my house and tried to rape my daughter many Bibles I have in my house, whack him with it, give it to him, and slam the door in his face. I'd rather protect my daughter's virginity so she could get into Heaven
The man has to marry her in that situation.
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Old 12-05-2010, 07:03 AM
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The man has to marry her in that situation.
I would still prefer the rape never happens in the first place. Besides, I what if the uninvited guest is a cultist or something? That would be a horrible person to marry!
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I would still prefer the rape never happens in the first place. Besides, I what if the uninvited guest is a cultist or something? That would be a horrible person to marry!
I don't think anyone would prefer rape. But ya gotta do what God says, capeesh?
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I don't think anyone would prefer rape. But ya gotta do what God says, capeesh?
Well, God is pretty much saying "Watch complete strangers rape your daughter and then kill her!" If God really wants this, than there would be very few women around because people show up uninvited ALL THE TIME. Surely God would have thought that through? He is, after all, omniscient and almighty.
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Well, God is pretty much saying "Watch complete strangers rape your daughter and then kill her!" If God really wants this, than there would be very few women around because people show up uninvited ALL THE TIME. Surely God would have thought that through? He is, after all, omniscient and almighty.
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Who are you to be deciding what God should or should be doing? Your job is to FOLLOW HIS EVERY WORD WITHOUT QUESTION.
I'm not deciding what God should be doing, far from it. I'm just noting that if God wanted this, than hardly any women would be left. Perhaps this was mistranslated?
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Well, God is pretty much saying "Watch complete strangers rape your daughter and then kill her!" If God really wants this, than there would be very few women around because people show up uninvited ALL THE TIME. Surely God would have thought that through? He is, after all, omniscient and almighty.
If God doesn't want the girl to get raped, he can stop the rape. As for "killing the girl" (you're really hung up on that, your name's not Picton, is it?) perhaps a reading of Deuteronomy 22 will clear up any confusion.
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I'm not deciding what God should be doing, far from it. I'm just noting that if God wanted this, than hardly any women would be left. Perhaps this was mistranslated?
Perhaps???... You're living in doubts & denials there, Boy! There is No perhaps or what! the words of bible is God breathed & it is definitely assured, that it means what it means!!!
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Perhaps???... You're living in doubts & denials there, Boy! There is No perhaps or what! the words of bible is God breathed & it is definitely assured, that it means what it means!!!
Look, I am just saying, translating the Bible to the English language was something man did, and any man is capable of making a mistake. God did not breathe these words in the English language, he breathed them in... you know, what was the original language in the first place? Either way, it was translated by a mortal man, and as mortal men are capable of mistranslating things, then we can't rule out the possibility of mistranslation. Entire books of the Bible were lost in translation. A verse could very easily become a victim of such a mistake.
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Look, I am just saying, translating the Bible to the English language was something man did, and any man is capable of making a mistake. God did not breathe these words in the English language, he breathed them in... you know, what was the original language in the first place? Either way, it was translated by a mortal man, and as mortal men are capable of mistranslating things, then we can't rule out the possibility of mistranslation. Entire books of the Bible were lost in translation. A verse could very easily become a victim of such a mistake.
So you're saying that God would allow a false version of His Word to be transmitted?

Better read THIS, godmocker.

And THIS too.
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So you're saying that God would allow a false version of His Word to be transmitted?

Better read THIS, godmocker.

And THIS too.
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I'm not deciding what God should be doing, far from it. I'm just noting that if God wanted this, than hardly any women would be left. Perhaps this was mistranslated?
Friend, are you suggesting that angry mobs show up at people's houses daily and are handed virgin daughters to appease them?

Honestly, I've never once heard of it happening in the US. Where do YOU live?
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What the piffleing hell? You all are piffleing retards, If I EVER saw any one of you walking down the street, I'd be sure to pull my cock out, and slap you in the piffleing face. If you have so much piffleing respect for man, then why not suck his piffleing cock and admit you're a faggot already? You deserve to be buried from the neck down and be trampled by all the women you have foolishly looked over their amazing qualities because of your shitty piece of cardboard with paper stapled to the inside. Thank you, piffle off. Goodnight.

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Oh and by the way, it is not hard to mistranslate things. You're saying god would not allow that. Well what about the new bible written to respect gays and women? Hmm, sounds like you've got a problem on your hands, Have fun explaining this one because a huge piffleing hole was just poked in your logic.
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What the piffleing hell? You all are piffleing retards, If I EVER saw any one of you walking down the street, I'd be sure to pull my cock out, and slap you in the piffleing face. If you have so much piffleing respect for man, then why not suck his piffleing cock and admit you're a faggot already? You deserve to be buried from the neck down and be trampled by all the women you have foolishly looked over their amazing qualities because of your shitty piece of cardboard with paper stapled to the inside. Thank you, piffle off. Goodnight.

Sincerely,

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I am not claiming to be a tough guy. I'm claiming that you're all piffleing retarded. Big difference. And by the way, I asked for no filatio. I told you to get down on your knees and suck your fellow mans cock, not mine. If all you can do is post a picture, than obviously you have nothing to say and feel threatened. Thanks for playing, have a shit day. :3
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Have worshiping your giant Spaghetti Monster and all his glory guys, I'm going to respect my fellow female humans and I have nothing but the utmost respect for homosexuals too.

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Have fun "Burning in Hell" because I'm pretty sure as Christians, You shouldn't judge anybody and not expect to be judged yourself.
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