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Old 02-05-2011, 08:02 AM
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in some ways only. DEFINITELY NOT ALL OF YOUR POINTS
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in some ways only. DEFINITELY NOT ALL OF YOUR POINTS
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If God wanted the woman to be smarter than the man, then He would have created Eve first.
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For me this is the number one reason why women shouldn't leave the house. This is just so absolutely disgusting. I mean, look at this!!!



Excuse me, but I need to go into the bathroom alone for about ten minutes. I need to puke.
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Excuse me, but I need to go into the bathroom alone for about ten minutes. I need to puke.
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For me this is the number one reason why women shouldn't leave the house. This is just so absolutely disgusting. I mean, look at this!!!



Excuse me, but I need to go into the bathroom alone for about ten minutes. I need to puke.
Those make me want to vomit as well, Rev. Jim. Photos like that are repulsive and contrary to everything Jesus stands for.
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Those make me want to vomit as well, Rev. Jim. Photos like that are repulsive and contrary to everything Jesus stands for.
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What is written here is only by judgemental hipocritical individuals who just shows an IQ that is REALLY below average.

How hard can it be NOT to judge others even if they are gay?? I find it wrong myself but it's NOT up to mankind to judge other people..so if we're talking about who's going to hell or not is up to no one but GOD!

..as Jesus said: "..Let those without sin cast the first stone.."..I bet you all "true christians" are without sin..right?!! You should know your bible before chanting stuff you clearly have NO idea of!

So stop thinking you're high almighty and judge others..

..and COM..you smartass..get your facts straight before you open your freakin' mouth..you should know Astrid Lindgren is from SWEDEN and not Denmark..

This was the worst bullshitting site I've EVER seen in my christian life..this TRUE CRAP makes me soo angry..!!!!!

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How hard can it be NOT to judge others even if they are gay??
Very hard as it would end up with you being in Hell. God does not like gays: Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."


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Nonsense!
  • Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour."
  • John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."
  • 2nd Timothy 4:1-2 "I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine."

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..as Jesus said: "..Let those without sin cast the first stone.."..I bet you all "true christians" are without sin..right?!!
Of course we are!
  • 1st John 1:7 "But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin."
  • Revelation 1:5 "And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, andwashed us from our sins in his own blood"
  • 1st John 3:9 "Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God."

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You should know your bible before chanting stuff you clearly have NO idea of!
I have been studying my Bible for over 60 years now. You clearly never bothered to even open a Bible.

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This was the worst bullshitting site I've EVER seen in my christian life..this TRUE CRAP makes me soo angry..!!!!!
If people who follow God's Holy Bible for 100% make you angry you will end up in Hell!

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God does not love you for who you are. And you have to stop sinning! Jesus' words to the adulterous woman He had forgiven in John 8:11 are: "go, and sin no more." God only forgives those who stop sinning!
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What is written here is only by judgemental hipocritical individuals who just shows an IQ that is REALLY below average.
I do not know if you are aware of the irony of your statement here, but here you are judgmental yourself by calling people judgmental, hypocritical and assuming they have a below average IQ.

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I find it wrong myself but it's NOT up to mankind to judge other people.
Yet here you are judging people.

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So stop thinking you're high almighty and judge others.
The Bible has clear guidelines on when we are allowed to judge. As was already mentioned Leviticus 19:15 and John 7:24 tell us it is all right to judge people just as long as we are righteous. So what you have to ask yourself is whether calling people hypocrites is righteous judgment or not. I think if you are fair to yourself here you will conclude that it is not righteous and that it is you who is in fact a hypocrite.

And please don't try to fool yourself into believing otherwise. In the end all that matters is God's opinion and God sees and knows all. "The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good." (Proverbs 15:3) "And they prayed, and said, Thou, Lord, which knowest the hearts of all men, shew whether of these two thou hast chosen" (Acts 1:24).

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The biggest problem we have in America is women. They completely forgot why God created them and they have started to behave like men. Since women are completely incapable of reaching the level of skill and intellect of men this has caused huge problems that need to be solved, now!

1st Timothy 2:11-12 "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."


Keeping women at home will: Fix our economy.
Ridiculous anti-discrimination laws have forced reluctant employers to hire women for jobs. This is costing a lot of money while those women are horrible at their jobs. Also these women take up spots from men who would have been able to perform those jobs perfectly fine! Replacing all working women with all unemployed men will reduce cost and increase productivity drastically! It will boost our economy beyond that of China again in no time.

Mark 7:8 "For laying aside the commandment of God, ye hold the tradition of men, as the washing of pots and cups: and many other such like things ye do."

Our women "workforce":



Solve all traffic problems.
Since women can't drive they are responsible for 98.6% of all traffic related accidents. Since all women drive as if there are no other people on the road, removing them all from the road will permanently solve all traffic congestions. Since women drive around aimlessly burning fuel trying to figure out why they took the wrong way, again, stopping them from doing that will drastically reduce demand for oil and thereby reduce the price of gas significantly.

Women can't drive, it's undisputed:



Eliminate crime.
Criminals are simply boys who have been neglected by their mothers. Whores are simply girls who have been neglected by their mothers. All mothers who refused to properly raise their kids, because they wanted careers instead. As if a women would ever be capable of having a career. By staying at home where they belong and raising their children, instead of neglecting them, those children will no longer grow up to become criminals and whores. They will become proud patriotic Americans instead!

Teaching them Christian family values:



Make our army strong again.
If there is one job women are especially bad at, it is being a soldier. It's absolutely ridiculous to watch a women wearing an army uniform and pretending to know what a gun is supposed to do. We would have crushed the Taliban already if women in the army weren't yapping on and on and on making all communication systems completely useless for actual warfare.

Deuteronomy 22:5 "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

This "army" would lose any war:


You don't want her to defend America:



Prevent the Obama disaster from repeating itself.
Women are way too stupid to decide who to vote for. By keeping them at home during elections men can select a real president like Sarah Palin and a real government capable of getting America on track again. Allowing women to vote must have been the single biggest mistake ever made.

Isaiah 3:12 "As for my people, children are their oppressors, and women rule over them. O my people, they which lead thee cause thee to err, and destroy the way of thy paths."

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Prevent them from becoming lesbians.
By keeping your wife and daughters at home all them time it will be impossible for them to become filthy lesbians. Once you have selected a proper husband for one of your daughters she can move to his house and stay there forever. Preventing your grand daughters from becoming lesbians as well. Mary Cheney would never have become a lesbian if she would have stayed at home.

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Allow them to serve their husbands 24/7.
In our demanding modern 24/7 economy men need women who take care of them around the clock. When you arrive home late, after some well deserved fun with your friends, your wife should be ready to take off your coat and fetch your newspaper, pipe and slippers. Women are the happiest when they have no career, car or money problems to worry about. It allows them to dedicate all their time and energy to what they love most and what they are best at: serving their husbands like God intended.

Genesis 3:16 "Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee."

A serving woman is a happy woman:
Me and my girlfriend are laughing at this right now. I now know a good reason for Christians to be around: a source of humor!
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Me and my girlfriend are laughing at this right now. I now know a good reason for Christians to be around: a source of humor!
Jesus and I will be laughing at you and your whore burning in Hell for all eternity!
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Jesus and I will be laughing at you and your whore burning in Hell for all eternity!
Your just making us laugh harder!

P.S. She's not a whore we haven't even done anything like what you probably think we're doing (I'm not going to say those things because its not really worth an infraction)
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Your just making us laugh harder!

P.S. She's not a whore we haven't even done anything like what you probably think we're doing (I'm not going to say those things because its not really worth an infraction)
I'll bet you don't know everything about her. The Lord and her both know her dirty little secrets. But of course she'll not be telling you that now will seh?

And why have you named yourself after a Mexican chainsaw?
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P.S. She's not a whore we haven't even done anything like what you probably think we're doing (I'm not going to say those things because its not really worth an infraction)
Uh huh...... Would she pass a Christian Woman medical exam? I doubt it.
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Uh huh...... Would she pass a Christian Woman medical exam? I doubt it.
A medical exam?!?! You guys are crazier than I thought!
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Your just making us laugh harder!

P.S. She's not a whore we haven't even done anything like what you probably think we're doing (I'm not going to say those things because its not really worth an infraction)
Even whores can be saved.
Please repend now It breaks my heart to see you heading to Hell!!
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The only things women should do are cooking, cleaning, giving birth to children and of course reading the bible.
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