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Brothers and Sisters in Christ,

We live in an age where liberal political correctness has taken over all media except for Fox News, evidently another attempt by godless secularists to silence the voices that shout out the Godly Truth™ of our Lord Jesus Christ. One result of this is that, for about 150 years now, the godly institution of slavery has been abolished in America.

America, of course, is a nation founded on True Christian™ Principles. Therefore, I would like to revisit once again what the Bible, the Guide of True Christian Morality, says about this subject. First of all, slavery is a quite normal and acceptable institution of society, as God never once condemns it in the Bible.

Instead, there is an abundance of Godly Advice:

Ephesians 6:5:
Servants, be obedient to them that are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto Christ

As we can see, God encourages Christian slaves to be obedient to their masters. Actually, when a slave disrespects his mater, he blasphemes God:

1 Timothy 6:1:
Let as many servants as are under the yoke count their own masters worthy of all honour, that the name of God and his doctrine be not blasphemed.

God, always thoughtful of the practical side of these issues, also has plenty of good advice on how to treat our slaves:

Exodus 21:20-21:
And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished.
Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.

Of course, Exodus 20:13 teaches us not to kill (except obviously when God explicitly commands us to kill, like when people are caught practicing other religions), so God doesn't allow masters to outright kill their slaves. Such a thing would be immoral.

However, God sees things from the True Christian™ perspective as well, and when a slave dies, then the master is the one who is really victimized, as his business can be severely damaged by unfortunate instances of slave mortality.

Therefore, if a slave doesn't die under our hand, we are not to be punished, as we have suffered enough economic distress already. The slave is our money, after all.

One of the legal ways of obtaining slaves is buying them, of course (see Exodus 21). Another acceptable way is by taking them captive in war:

Deuteronomy 21:10-14:
When thou goest forth to war against thine enemies, and the LORD thy God hath delivered them into thine hands, and thou hast taken them captive,

And seest among the captives a beautiful woman, and hast a desire unto her, that thou wouldest have her to thy wife;
Then thou shalt bring her home to thine house, and she shall shave her head, and pare her nails;
And she shall put the raiment of her captivity from off her, and shall remain in thine house, and bewail her father and her mother a full month: and after that thou shalt go in unto her, and be her husband, and she shall be thy wife.
And it shall be, if thou have no delight in her, then thou shalt let her go whither she will; but thou shalt not sell her at all for money, thou shalt not make merchandise of her, because thou hast humbled her.

Whenever we win a war (against Iraq, for example), God allows us to spare captive women to take them as our wives (men should be killed, of course, according to the Bible). Of course, if she turns out to be a disappointment, we will have to let her go (more about that in the next section), but in the meantime, if she is a pleasurable woman, she can legally be confiscated.

One final note:

Exodus 21:2-11:
If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing.
If he came in by himself, he shall go out by himself: if he were married, then his wife shall go out with him.
If his master have given him a wife, and she have born him sons or daughters; the wife and her children shall be her master's, and he shall go out by himself.
And if the servant shall plainly say, I love my master, my wife, and my children; I will not go out free:
Then his master shall bring him unto the judges; he shall also bring him to the door, or unto the door post; and his master shall bore his ear through with an aul; and he shall serve him for ever.
And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.
If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he hath dealt deceitfully with her.
And if he have betrothed her unto his son, he shall deal with her after the manner of daughters.
If he take him another wife; her food, her raiment, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish.
And if he do not these three unto her, then shall she go out free without money.

A Hebrew servant shall leave as a free man after seven years (of course, a non-Hebrew servant, like a negro, will be your possession as long as he lives, according to God's Law). But even in that circumstance, his family is still yours: children born during his period of slavery are born as your property (they are "his master's").

Finally, women, of course, won't be freed. After all, think of it, where should they turn, without a man to be obedient to, as prescribed in Ephesians 5:22-24? It would be a very cruel act to send a woman away into society like that! Probably, she would be selling her body in a secular dance club in no time, without a husband to keep her from doing stupid and lascivious things!

Nevertheless, if she doesn't please him if he had intended her for himself, she shall go out free, because the idea of selling a pious True Christian™ Woman to a heathen nation would be unethical, of course. So we should be careful when we decide which woman to buy. Self-restraint in this aspect is commendable, in my opinion!

So, in short, the Bible clearly:

1. Allows us to own slaves
2. Allows us to discipline them in any way we see fit, unless the slave dies under our hands
3. Wants us to buy and sell slaves responsibly, as seen in the example about women (don't buy a woman you don't "intend for yourself!")

Secular liberals may object to the Biblical Institution of Slavery, but there can be no doubt that God intends us to own a few slaves. Anyone who denies that, quite simply, contradicts the Bible, and will burn in Hell for eternity. That's what God says in the Bible. Get used to it.

I think we all should press our True Christian™ Republican representatives in the Congress to opt for a revision of the godless abolition of slavery in the 19th Century. Let's follow the Bible again, instead of humanist dogmas of "human rights" and other nonsense!

Yours in Christ,

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Okay I agree but one question. When can i see you on my farm.

Here is what i think. You so called "True Christians" need to spend a couple of years as a slave. then maybe you well get a taste of how it felt so many many years ago.

And get this though your thick skulls. Slavery on a large scale well never happen again in america. Its written in the Constitution that slavery well not happen again. America was not found on Christian be leaves it was based on freedom of religion. One of the main reasons the founders sailed to Americas. If you guys don't like it get out of the country.
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Okay I agree but one question. When can i see you on my farm.

Here is what i think. You so called "True Christians" need to spend a couple of years as a slave. then maybe you well get a taste of how it felt so many many years ago.

And get this though your thick skulls. Slavery on a large scale well never happen again in america. Its written in the Constitution that slavery well not happen again. America was not found on Christian be leaves it was based on freedom of religion. One of the main reasons the founders sailed to Americas. If you guys don't like it get out of the country.
People sailed to America to practice their biblical beliefs of slavery. The first permanent English colony in North America was Jamestown not Plymouth Rock. They wanted to grow cash crops. At first they used white slaves from the British Isles. Then, they took over the Portuguese slave trade business and got some Hamites.
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Okay I agree but one question. When can i see you on my farm.

Here is what i think. You so called "True Christians" need to spend a couple of years as a slave. then maybe you well get a taste of how it felt so many many years ago.
Conquered peoples were either killed or enslaved. Which would you prefer, friend?

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And get this though your thick skulls. Slavery on a large scale well never happen again in america. Its written in the Constitution that slavery well not happen again. America was not found on Christian be leaves it was based on freedom of religion. One of the main reasons the founders sailed to Americas. If you guys don't like it get out of the country.
Actually, the Pilgrims were Christians who wanted to follow Biblical Christianity instead of the Church of England (Catholicism Lite). They didn't come here so everybody could believe whatever they individually decided; they came here so they could practice THEIR Christian religion freely.

The Pilgrims came in the 1600s. The Founders lived in the 1700s. Bit of a difference. Do your homework, Sparky.

As for what is in the Constitution? All it takes to amend the Constitution is a 2/3 majority in the Congress, and ratification in 3/4 of the state legislatures . . . NOT of the general population. Each state legislature counts as one vote, whether the state has 1 million inhabitants or 50 million.

There is a second method, through which the states can bring the amendment and bypass Congress, but it has never been used.

GOP front-runner Mike Huckabee has already stated (in 2008) that he wishes to bring the Constitution in line with God's Law. He is now a front runner, alongside "Oven" Mitt Romney. What does that tell you?
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How much does that include? Would we be able to invade Illinois and take the treasonous democrats that fled Wisconson as slaves?
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How much does that include? Would we be able to invade Illinois and take the treasonous democrats that fled Wisconson as slaves?
If such a war were to happen, then the Bible unequivocally says we could, as long as they surrender without a fight:

Deuteronomy 20:10-11:
When thou comest nigh unto a city to fight against it, then proclaim peace unto it. And it shall be, if it make thee answer of peace, and open unto thee, then it shall be, that all the people that is found therein shall be tributaries unto thee, and they shall serve thee.


Should they choose to resist, males have to be killed:

Deuteronomy 20:12-13:
And if it will make no peace with thee, but will make war against thee, then thou shalt besiege it: And when the LORD thy God hath delivered it into thine hands, thou shalt smite every male thereof with the edge of the sword

Women and children, however, can still be obtained legally as slaves:

Deuteronomy 20:14:
But the women, and the little ones, and the cattle, and all that is in the city, even all the spoil thereof, shalt thou take unto thyself; and thou shalt eat the spoil of thine enemies, which the LORD thy God hath given thee.
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