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Old 09-27-2006, 12:23 PM
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Question to Mr LeBeau:

Why are you categorizing your race in such dreadful way? Not all black people are equal, not all white people are equal.

Jewish people are PROBABLY the smartest race and they aren't racists (majority isn't)
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Why are you categorizing your race in such dreadful way? Not all black people are equal, not all white people are equal.

Jewish people are PROBABLY the smartest race and they aren't racists (majority isn't)
If there so smart, then why did they kill Christ?
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Why are you categorizing your race in such dreadful way? Not all black people are equal, not all white people are equal.

Jewish people are PROBABLY the smartest race and they aren't racists (majority isn't)
WOW!!
Brother Remy could have you killed for saying that!

I can't see a problem with the way he is categorizing White people or Black.
As an Ex-Negra he is certainly the best person to ask about things which we need to know about our Servant folks.

I take your point about people not being equal, and the Black Race are certainly not loved by Jesus® as much as us White folks are, if they are even loved at all.

Brother Remy is a Caramel coloured True Christian™ Platinum Tither and as such should be treated with utmost respect by Unsaved Trash such as you.
Any more of this nonsense will merely earn you yet another Infraction point.
I see you have 17 already so I suggest you think carefully before posting any more nonsense.
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Old 09-27-2006, 12:53 PM
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Just hypothetically: Did they know he might have been the son of God(which is a mere theory).
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Just hypothetically: Did they know he might have been the son of God(which is a mere theory).
Everyone knows that He is not only the Son of God, but also the King of the Jews! You might get your Aryan kicks by killing Jewish royalty, but the rest of us see things differently. Oh, and another question: If Jews are so smart, then how come they didn't kill six million Germans?
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Old 09-27-2006, 01:33 PM
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Everyone knows that He is not only the Son of God, but also the King of the Jews! You might get your Aryan kicks by killing Jewish royalty, but the rest of us see things differently. Oh, and another question: If Jews are so smart, then how come they didn't kill six million Germans?
They aren't racists. like Mr Weisswünsche is!
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Why are you categorizing your race in such dreadful way? Not all black people are equal, not all white people are equal.
I never said anything bad about myself or my fellow True Christian™ ex-negro white counterparts. Actually, I never said anything bad about anyone. I only tell it like it is. Are yu trying to say that it's a bad thing to be an injun, chink, mexicant, or nigra?

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Jewish people are PROBABLY the smartest race and they aren't racists (majority isn't)
Joos? The smartest people? You must be confusing smarts with greed.

I think I just heard a penny drop two blocks away. How can I hear it? I can't be the only one hearing that stampeding herd running down the block chanting "Oy,a copper shekel".
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Old 09-27-2006, 05:38 PM
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Jewish people are PROBABLY the smartest race and they aren't racists (majority isn't)
Um... Jews aren't a race.

Jew is based on religion. Technically, the race would be Semetic (where you get the term anti-semite).

To say Jews are a race, would mean that if I converted to Judiasm (and became a Jew) my race would change.

Did Sammy Davis Jr. stop being a negro when he became a hook nosed jew? That answer is no.

Hope this makes you less dumb in the future.

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Did Sammy Davis Jr. stop being a negro when he became a hook nosed jew?

That answer is no.
Amen, Brother V. But it is quite feasible that, by taking upon himself JOO values, Sammy's nose did in fact grow bigger ...



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They aren't racists. like Mr Weisswünsche is!
Please, can we have a little Dignity here and just leave Brother Brimley out of this? Sure, he's a racy fella, but still and all.....!

Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!

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Hello again Mr. Lebeau. I once again come to you with two new questions.

1. One of the True Christian™ Pastors asked me some time this week if I happen to be a nigra, and I told him the only thing nigra about me is my nickname "Cueball," which was given to me many years ago by a nigra, which I've long since adopted as my own nickname.... So is it ok for the White people of America to adopt nicknames given to them by non-whites?

2. I just recently noticed that some nigras like Country music. For how long has this been going on? This past Friday, I was walking down the street with a friend of mine, and he asked me "do you know of anything interesting going on tonight?" ....After some thought, I said "I know where there's a hoedown." And from right out of nowhere, at least five nigras that I didn't notice until that moment (I presume they were trying to pickpocket either myself or my friend) said in unison "WHAT? WHERE?!!"
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Cueball writes, "So is it ok for the White people of America to adopt nicknames given to them by non-whites?"

Only a nigra would ask me, an honorary white man, for direction. Surely a white man would be able to able to answer that question for themselves.

Cueball the Coon continues, "I just recently noticed that some nigras like Country music. For how long has this been going on? This past Friday, I was walking down the street with a friend of mine, and he asked me "do you know of anything interesting going on tonight?" ....After some thought, I said "I know where there's a hoedown." And from right out of nowhere, at least five nigras that I didn't notice until that moment (I presume they were trying to pickpocket either myself or my friend) said in unison 'WHAT? WHERE?!!'"

Don't play dumb. You obviously are a nigra otherwise you'd have smelled those boys. And as a nigra you no doubt understand what a nigra assumes when he hears the word "hoe". That or you are equally as black as night and they were just as startled to realize you were there as you were to realize they were there. Any white person would have ran away.

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Listen Remy, you know I tolerate you because of Jesus so don't get me wrong when I ask why all prisons are teeming with your darky brethren. These places are overwhelmingly Buck Negro dominated it seems. Understandably the Negroid race is inherently slow on the uptake but why can't your people see how bad they are and simply change? You did it so it's not impossible.

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Listen Remy, you know I tolerate you because of Jesus so don't get me wrong when I ask why all prisons are teeming with your darky brethren. These places are overwhelmingly Buck Negro dominated it seems. Understandably the Negroid race is inherently slow on the uptake but why can't your people see how bad they are and simply change? You did it so it's not impossible.

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My... "people"? My people are True Christians™. No unsaved nigra trash is my brethren. I am no negroid. I was never that savage and tar skinned even when I was a nigra. I graduate with top honors from the Landover Baptist Ex-Negro School for Honorary White Men. I head the alumni board.

*eye twitch* He's been away for awhile. He's getting old, it's not his fault. He must be tired. Let him get some sleep... he's had some rough times...
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I can vouch for Brother Remy's suitability as an ex-Negra. He sure as hell doesn't smell like one, and I certainly feel safe nearby him.

Plus, don't you go forgetting his Triple Platinum Tithing status.
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My... "people"? My people are True Christians™. No unsaved nigra trash is my brethren. I am no negroid. I was never that savage and tar skinned even when I was a nigra. I graduate with top honors from the Landover Baptist Ex-Negro School for Honorary White Men. I head the alumni board.

*eye twitch* He's been away for awhile. He's getting old, it's not his fault. He must be tired. Let him get some sleep... he's had some rough times...

I see.
I am still curious to your educated answer regarding all the mongrel Negroidism in prison. Is it something they cannot control such as the animals they plainly are or is it merely Gods way of clearing the streets for decent tanned folks such as yourself to take their proper place in Christian society? Afterall, an ex Negro is a good Negro and you are certainly the best one I've ever known.

Hellfire son, that homer Justin Timberlake is blacker than you are!
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I see.
I am still curious to your educated answer regarding all the mongrel Negroidism in prison.
Personally Marshall, I think the darkies think it's some kind of reward. Here's a shot of a typical negro neighbourhood, one of the nicer ones...



And here's what they get serving twenty years;



I mean, it's got a shower, a sink AND a toilet. No more unrinating outside. The negro's think they're already in Heaven. I might be making something out of nothing, but don't you remember the big hoopla surrounding "house arrest" and how the ankle braclet was demeaning. That was a crock.

Of course, if we turned the ankle bracelet into something shiny with a nike symbol on it I'd bet it would work.

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At least they are surrounded by pearly white walls and not a Malcom X poster in the entire place. The ankle bracelet thing would need a gawdy doller sign on it or like you said, a Nike logo and they would run as fast as they tend to straight to the police department to get one. Maybe if it beeped in some sort of jungle rythem...
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Brother Wiseman writes, "I am still curious to your educated answer regarding all the mongrel Negroidism in prison. Is it something they cannot control such as the animals they plainly are or is it merely Gods way of clearing the streets for decent tanned folks such as yourself to take their proper place in Christian society?"

The common negroid variety is prone to violence and savagery by nature. We must never forget that they have a tini tiny itty bitty drop of Hellfire in their blood. Not only does it slowly burn them from the inside out making them hideously tarred skinned, but it longs to rejoin the Lake of Fire. This is why it is an true miracle when a nigra can overcome its primal instinct and becone worthy in the eyes of Jesus. Jesus turning a nigra to the straight and narrow is just as miraclous as walking on water or curing the blind. I truly cannot understand how anyone can doubt the power of Jesus when faced with the miracle that is the Ex-Negro.

Brother Wiseman writes, "Afterall, an ex Negro is a good Negro and you are certainly the best one I've ever known."

A "good negro"? I do admire your sense of humor, brother. No, ex-negro are born into a new creation all together. PRAISE!!!

Brother Wiseman continues, "Hellfire son, that homer Justin Timberlake is blacker than you are!"

Indeed. It won't be long before he has impreganated some illegal immigrant or octoroon... then again, nigra do love the white women. Maybe he'll be charged with rape like Coby.
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What's a coby?
Is that like a chitlin?

Indeed an ex-Negro is a sight to behold Remy. I am constantly impressed with the work Landovers Ex-Negro Ministry does in taming the beast within all it's students. I am confident that with your gentle guidance and compassionate understanding, the days of amok Blackies will be numbered even as the days until the Tribulation and surely some tanned Brothers in Christ will join the Members of Landover Baptist in everlasting worship at the sacred feet of Jesus Christ.
Praise Jesus!
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