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Old 06-04-2014, 10:07 PM
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Default Blatant Racism in Cheektowaga NY - JANELLE AMBROSIA needs are prayers.

Friends,

You might have heard of Janelle Ambrosia, she's making the rounds on the internets and the Youtube. Last Friday she was subject to a vicious verbal assault from an uppity negro. Apparently, high on crack, he started his vehicle and startled this poor woman's children who rightly assumed he was stealing the truck!!

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Are you as shocked as I am? She even had to defend herself by threatening to throw hot coffee on the assailant. I'm sure glad her children couldn't hear this verbal assault over the blaring of the gangsta rap in the background, they would have been mortified.

Friends, I can only imagine the emotional damage she's suffered. You can find her twitter account here to offer prayers and words of comfort. From her twitter feed, she's going to need them.
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Old 06-05-2014, 02:47 AM
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I immediately fell to my knees to pray not only for Janelle, but those precious babies. It doesn't take much to see how traumatized they were by the savage attack. Walking back in forth in fear, circling the pole over and over, their little minds racing with thoughts that this moment might be their last when the mean black man hops out at them, no doubt exposing himself as he tries to kidnap them and steal the woman's phone.

Did you notice how proud and arrogant he was? I couldn't help but wonder where he learned to enunciate so properly - he almost sounds educated! New York must allow the help to be somewhat schooled, but it surprises me that they would be so foolish. Perhaps the schools are properly segregated?

But I have rambled on enough. It's time to go to the Lord in prayer.

Father God, we just lift up Janelle now, Father God, and we just ask you to put your perfect peace in her, Lord God, because after this it is apparent how much she needs to have a perfect peace inside her, Lord, filling her up with love and understanding. Father God, we just also lift those precious little babies up to you, Father God, and we just pray that Your Holy Ghost will fill them and give them comfort in knowing that their mother protected them even though she was obviously sinning by going out shopping without a man to guide her. This is no reason, however, for those babies to have to be so frightened. Their screams were unbearable to watch and hear, Father God, and their trauma so apparent. As their saintly mother tried to calm them and provide an example of Christian Motherhood and Christian Love, this horrible, terrible, arrogant crack head continued to film not only the mother but the children. Father God, may that video be miraculously erased so that he may not use their innocence for his masturbatory pleasure, and may he be unable to achieve a turgid rod, Abba Father, if indeed he tries. We just praise you for Christian parents such as our precious Janelle, Father God, and we just add to this prayer that the mayor and other elected officials provide legislation to protect the citizens of Cheektowaga from the assaults of nigras and other thieves. Holy Holy Holy Holy Jesus, we just praise and lift Your Name on high and magnify Your Glory forever and ever and ever, knowing that Your Spirit has moved in the lives of our dearest Janelle and her precious traumatized babies, Father God. We thank You and praise You and bless Your Holy benevolence and sovereignty. Through our beautiful Savior and in HIS NAME, Amen and Amen

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Default Re: Blatant Racism in Cheektowaga NY - JANELLE AMBROSIA needs are prayers.

She makes such a good point about the president. Now that we have a black president it is physically impossible for a white person to be racist.
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He should have known that starting a car would have automatically made her assume she was stealing it, even if he wasn't. It would be like going into public and pretending to stab your friend with fake blood coming out, or pretending to kidnap someone who actually agreed to it.

If there are other people in the area, I think everyone under a certain income bracket should be forced to publicly announce that they do in fact own the car, that they're about to start the car, and they should give everyone in the area a chance to view their license and registration in case there are any doubts. It is for the children after all.

In fact, even if they don't see anyone in the area, they should still announce that they're going to start their car, just on the off chance that there is someone in the area who they don't see.

If there are young children around, they should probably just go on the side of caution and wait until they leave before starting the car. Children could see him starting the car and think it is okay to drive cars themselves. It is like drinking alcohol or having sex around children. It is a bad influence.

In fact, every time a child is transported from one area to another by a parent or legal guardian, that child should be blindfolded, gagged and have a burlap sack tied around their head so they don't get the urge to drive and themselves and it would help reduce the annoying "Are we there yet?" questions.

The father can use this as an opportunity to tell the children about how they are lovingly being punished for the last wrong thing they did. If the father doesn't remember what the child did wrong he can just tell them that "He knows what they did", the kids will know. Most kids are up to no good anyway.
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