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Old 08-03-2011, 04:27 AM
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i believe someone can die of prostate cancer. I had an uncle who did
So when the doctor checks men's prostate (as homo as it sounds) its slightly beneficial in case they were to find cancer they could remove it as soon as possible and save his life.
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Old 08-03-2011, 10:32 PM
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Do to my age I was told I had to have this done. I won't go into the horrific details but while he was doing it he said to me "don't worry Mr O'fagan, it is totally normal to get an erection during this procedure". I said " I haven't got an erection!", he turned round slowly to me and said "no, but I have".
Mr. O’fagan did you check what kind of probe was he using? Homers are tricky bastards.

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i believe someone can die of prostate cancer. I had an uncle who did
So when the doctor checks men's prostate (as homo as it sounds) its slightly beneficial in case they were to find cancer they could remove it as soon as possible and save his life.
The truly hearbreaking part is that if your uncle hadn't been a sinner, the Lord would not have been provoked to smite him with butt cancer:

Deut. 28:58-61: If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, [even] great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. Also every sickness, and every plague, which [is] not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
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Oh LORDY. It's TERRIBLE. PRAISE THE LORD JESUS CHRIST.
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As everyone is aware, the Whitford family faith healer, Pastor Benny Hinn, is a little busy right now fighting some false accusations, so my husband, Mr. Whitford, went to a secular "doctor" on Friday for a slight cough he has. While there, the "physician" said that while Mr. Whitford appears to be a healthy, robust man, it wouldn't hurt him to have a "physical" to ensure everything's "working okay".
My husband was wary as he rightfully doesn't trust quacks who don't have a solid creation science background, and when he was asked to strip down to his underwear he started to get concerned. However, everything seemed to be going alright so Mr. Whitford started to let his guard down.
Then it happened. The "doctor" said he wanted to give my husband a prostate exam. When this deviant explained what is involved, my husband roared in horror, punched the pervert who was coming on to him, and hightailed it out of there!
The punchline? Mr. Whitford is the one who got arrested and is sitting in jail for "assault" as I write this! He wasn't sure about sharing his embarrassing story, but now that he hasn't been able to get released in time for church, he figured it will help serve as a warning for all decent heteros*xual True Christian™ men and so he told me to come tell the tale here with the added apologies of allowing me in the men's forum.

Now for the horrifying part. Please don't read any further without girding yourself in the Armor of God and praying to avoid disturbing mental images!

According to the "doctor", a "prostate exam" involves him STICKING HIS FINGER UP A MAN'S BACKSIDE!

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

If any man tells you he has to stick his finger up your backside to "ensure you are healthy", RUN! Run as fast as you can! No sane man wants to stick his finger up another man's backside, and if you let them start there, there is no telling where it will lead!

Thank you, and once again my husband and I both apologize for me posting in the men's forum.
Prostate exams can prevent CANCER.


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So let me get this straight; you now have to be a homer to get a license practicing medicine? There is no other explanation for wanting to stick your finger...in that place.
Being a medical expert is a high paying job.
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Prostate exams can prevent CANCER.
Really? I thought the transparent sodomite ruse they claimed was detection?



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(Matthew 6:19-21) "Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal: But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal: For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also."

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Prostate exams can prevent CANCER...
Wrong. They can prevent premature deaths from cancer through early detection and treatment. Learn2medicine.

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So you want to stick your finger in guys' butts for money? Got a word for people like you where I come from, and it ain't flattering.
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So you want to stick your finger in guys' butts for money? ...
Don’t ever trust secular “doctors”; they’re sworn hypocrites! They all have to take the hypocritical oath to practice the “medicine” ethically; is it ethical to sodomize their patients? No! God hates hypocrites (Matthew 24:51); why should we have any patience with them?

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sounds like a satanic manipulative trick for doctors to engage in homoeroticism with you
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How ignorant can you people be. Prostate cancer affect many men and probing you is the easiest way to detectww it.
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I wouldn't be surprised if it was not the test itself that triggered the cancer. I am not aware of any of my female friends who have had this test and I have never heard of any woman getting these problems. I'm sure there must be a link,

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I wouldn't be surprised if it was not the test itself that triggered the cancer. I am not aware of any of my female friends who have had this test and I have never heard of any woman getting these problems. I'm sure there must be a link,

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That may be the dumbest thing I've ever heard, 1: Cancer isnt caused by having an area touched 2: The reason why women never have them is because they dont have a prostate!!! Trust me, having a medical exam is nothing compared to the pain and suffering you will go through for the treatment!!!
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That may be the dumbest thing I've ever heard, 1: Cancer isnt caused by having an area touched 2: The reason why women never have them is because they dont have a prostate!!! Trust me, having a medical exam is nothing compared to the pain and suffering you will go through for the treatment!!!
1. You are partly correct. Cancer is actually caused by sin, and that sin might just be touching certain places that GOD does not want us to touch.

2. I suppose now you and your liberal feminazi comrades will start an equal rights campaign demanding prostates for women, so that they can have prostate exams, too.
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That makes sense, cancer is caused by sin ummm no it doesnt make sense, what is the reasoning and proof behind this?
Come on, seriously?
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That makes sense, cancer is caused by sin ummm no it doesnt make sense, what is the reasoning and proof behind this?
Come on, seriously?
Every single man I know that got the cancer of the prostrate had had it 'fondled' by a so called 'doctor'. Soon there after, the sin of the touch was eating away at his anus and testicles. I value my testicles son, you should value yours.
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The only people you knew that got prostate cancer got it by getting touched there? Duh..It's because that's the only way of them knowing it, so other people who refuse that kind of treatment will never know and you won't be able to tell. Tons of people never get diagnosed and die from cancer. Cancer isn't caused by sin. We know how it's caused and can force it happening and it is not by any sin.
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Now if you'd actually read a Bible, you'd learn that God CAUSES and CURES all diseases and ailments. If someone gets prostate demons (aka cancer), it's because they've sinned . If God decides to cure you and let you live a few more years, that's up to Him (He is omnipotent, remember).

2 Chronicles 16:12-13 "And Asa in the thirty and ninth year of his reign was diseased in his feet, until his disease was exceeding great: yet in his disease he sought not to the LORD, but to the physicians. 13And Asa slept with his fathers, and died in the one and fortieth year of his reign. "
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Now if you'd actually read a Bible, you'd learn that God CAUSES and CURES all diseases and ailments. If someone gets prostate demons (aka cancer), it's because they've sinned . If God decides to cure you and let you live a few more years, that's up to Him (He is omnipotent, remember).

2 Chronicles 16:12-13 "And Asa in the thirty and ninth year of his reign was diseased in his feet, until his disease was exceeding great: yet in his disease he sought not to the LORD, but to the physicians. 13And Asa slept with his fathers, and died in the one and fortieth year of his reign. "
Quite right,

2 Chronicles 21:18 And after all this the LORD smote him in his bowels with an incurable disease.

Psalm 103:3 Who forgiveth all thine iniquities; who healeth all thy diseases;

As always the power is with God,

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As a person who works in healthcare I couldn't emphasize how incorrect and frankly, hyper-religious view of this is. And I do believe in Christ, however your view of a very reliable and quick screening for a serious problem is so atrociously wrong I can't honestly believe it.
First, getting your prostate checked is not a homosexual act, the doctor is getting no sexual satisfaction from this, and neither is the participant. That's like calling a man who was raped in prison a homosexual.
If there is an abnormality detected they then perform a PSA test which can help confirm the diagnosis of prostate cancer.
Second, if you've never seen a man urinate blood, as I have, you might change your view on getting this quick test done yourself.
Do you honestly believe Benny Hinn (who has been proven to be a false healer multiple times over) doesn't get his prostate checked this way you are truly in a delusional mindset.
What's truly sad about this isn't your insane views, but your complete and total blind ignorance to this. And to say that bad things happen to sinners for their sin, please explain to me exactly what happened to Job then?
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