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Old 11-28-2007, 01:23 AM
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Because air is free!

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Old 11-28-2007, 09:59 AM
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Nothing is free.
There is always a price to pay in the eyes of Our Lord.

Making fun of Hook-nosed Jesus killers in this Thread is no way to become Saved.

We have a Thread for Jokes in another Forum.
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Because air is free!

Hyuk hyuk!
Lady, we don't tolerate racism around here. I'll bet you aren't even a Christian.
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Lady, we don't tolerate racism around here. I'll bet you aren't even a Christian.
The LBC forum is the most racially tolerant one on the internet, as our nigra posters will testify to.

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The LBC forum is the most racially tolerant one on the internet, as our nigra posters will testify to
... um, and our sand-crawlers, fang-chompers, slippery dress-wearing bead-fingers, muncherizer-bunnie-fluffers, and other animals too, Brother Jingles!

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Old 11-29-2007, 01:10 AM
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Old 11-29-2007, 04:07 AM
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Shut up, cunt-eyes. You know he's right—racism is a bannable offense here!
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Shut up, cunt-eyes. You know he's right—racism is a bannable offense here!
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What on Earth are you babbling about? Shouldn't you be off in a rice paddy somewhere?
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Ahaha, you "holy people" should be banned yourself for using racism.
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Ahaha, you "holy people" should be banned yourself for using racism.
You do realise that this entire site is a parody of fundamentalist christians, right?
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Ahaha, you "holy people" should be banned yourself for using racism.
What racism? Talk sense, you backwards foreigner!
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You're the ones who don't make any sense. *laughs*
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Shut up, cunt-eyes. You know he's right—racism is a bannable offense here!
Where is the love of Christ in you?
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Shut up, cunt-eyes. You know he's right—racism is a bannable offense here!
virginia d templeton. I never thought to read such ungracious and offensive language from you. I am appalled.
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You're right—my language was un-Christian and unladylike. I just have trouble controlling my temper sometimes, especially with people who take advantage of our patience and forgiveness by attacking our faith again and again.

Cody, I wish that hadn't been your first impression of me. Please accept my apology.
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lmao wow...you suck lady. look at what this stuff produces. hateful people who use hateful language to those they hate because they dont believe in what they do. extremists much?
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lmao wow...you suck lady. look at what this stuff produces. hateful people who use hateful language to those they hate because they dont believe in what they do. extremists much?
Please! Sister Templeton has already apologised for her slip of the tongue, so why do you have to continue persecuting her for her womanly weakness and using harsh, offensive terms like "suck" and "extremists"?
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Ha! Just saw this photo of that Joo bastard Hugo Chavezstein in Venezuela (holding up two packets of Viagra):



Can anybody identify the Joo who is in the painting, in the background? It must be a Joo, with such a big hook nose. Probably Chavezstein's father.

Speaking of Joos, there was some good news this morning:

Chavez Loses Constitutional Vote

The Lord is with us today. That's great, considering how disappointed I was that last week that the Joo bastard Leeland Eisenberg fellow failed in his attempt to blow up
Hillary Clinton with dynamite.

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You're right—my language was un-Christian and unladylike.
But not undeserved. Sometimes it is very hard for us True Christians™ to deal with the intolerance of the Mormons and other anti-Christian, racist nuts who post in our Forums. I am sure that God has already forgiven you, Sister Templeton.
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