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Old 04-15-2014, 10:19 AM
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Sorry, I should have known better than to get the maid to write the words - I should have realised she's too dumb to read the KJV.
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Old 04-15-2014, 10:32 AM
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Old 04-15-2014, 01:58 PM
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Jesus has afforded me yet another year on this earth. What a blessing!
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Happy Birthday, Pastor. In case the revenuers come to your birthday party....
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Happy Birthday, Pastor Ed!

I hope you enjoyed the birthday cake I baked for you!

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