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Old 10-04-2014, 08:53 AM
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Old 10-04-2014, 12:22 PM
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Hello Witch Hammer.

My guilty pleasure is I like to eat sardines straight out of the tin with my fingers when I am reading my Bible but sometimes the soybean oil gets on the pages and then my Post-It Notes fall off and then I can not find my favorite Bible verses also my Bible does not smell very nice.

Pastor Ezekiel said Boy I will personally have my assistant send you a water-proof and stain-proof and oil-resistant Bible when your updated Last Will and Testament is forwarded to me I am not his son I am much older his boots are made of dolphin skin.

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Old 10-04-2014, 06:53 PM
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Hello Witch Hammer.

My guilty pleasure is I like to eat sardines straight out of the tin with my fingers when I am reading my Bible but sometimes the soybean oil gets on the pages and then my Post-It Notes fall off and then I can not find my favorite Bible verses also my Bible does not smell very nice.

Pastor Ezekiel said Boy I will personally have my assistant send you a water-proof and stain-proof and oil-resistant Bible when your updated Last Will and Testament is forwarded to me I am not his son I am much older his boots are made of dolphin skin.

Thank you.

Rusty
Hey Rusty, you should try gefilte fish. Not from a can, though - they're nasty. They will not turn you into a Jew so don't worry. Maybe you can have the lady that cleans your house go to the store and get you some. Does she like sardines, too? I am going to send you a box of post-it notes and five tins of sardines. Enjoy, my friend.

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I am going to send you a box of post-it notes and five tins of sardines. Enjoy, my friend.
At first, I've read "five tons of sardines," and I was overjoyed with your Christian love, Brother Larry. Five tins is still a nice gesture (small gesture, but a nice gesture), I'm sure Brother Rusty will appreciate it.
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