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Old 04-06-2011, 09:07 AM
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my name is Angelika. I live in Denmark. I am not sure about what i believe in. My churce is named Marie Kirken where i was baptized.

Is it okay to have sex with the devil???
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Old 04-06-2011, 09:27 AM
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Is is OK if I ban you?

You are being silly. You will not enjoy his barbed tallywhacker ejecting hot lava.

Now tell us more about how you found Jesus, how many kids you have popped out, if you have permission from your husband to post here, etc...
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Old 04-06-2011, 09:32 AM
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my name is Angelika. I live in Denmark.
My condolences.

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Why the hurry? There is all eternity for you to have sex with Satan in Hell!
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Old 04-06-2011, 09:40 AM
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my name is Angelika. I live in Denmark. I am not sure about what i believe in. My churce is named Marie Kirken where i was baptized.

Is it okay to have sex with the devil???
No. Don't be silly. Is ok have sex whit a elefant?
No! Except if you're a lady elefant of course. (And marry whit it, naturaly.)


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Old 04-06-2011, 10:12 AM
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No. Don't be silly. Is ok have sex whit a elefant?
No! Except if you're a lady elefant of course. (And marry whit it, naturaly.)


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my name is Angelika. I live in Denmark. I am not sure about what i believe in. My churce is named Marie Kirken where i was baptized.

Is it okay to have sex with the devil???
Is it dead yet?

I hope it died, you could tell it was pretty gross.
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Old 04-06-2011, 11:30 AM
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my name is Angelika. I live in Denmark. I am not sure about what i believe in. My churce is named Marie Kirken where i was baptized.

Is it okay to have sex with the devil???
My goodness, what shocking language! We simply aren't used to such filth!



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A sad, bored atheist girl trying to provoke us by mentioning satan and unmarried sex?


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Frankly, I am getting a little tired of all these Sindinavians trying to be amusing by posting their trite little fake introductions that mock this forum.

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Hi, I am ______ ______sson. I am not speak so good the engelska, so forgive ja? I does not go in church, but I am member of kyrka because socialist state say it must be so. I find this forum cause of ______ and think maybe I should be doing the learn about being a religion person instead of heathen troll-face. Also, I hear Yesus turn water into wine - that would make him much popis around here. Is ok I if I have the sex with a moose?
We get it, you people don't do humor, no need to make it anymore clear. (Seriously, you really aren't funny.)
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I am just a simple country fellow. Do all denmarkians want to copulate with the Devil? It certainly would explain why their country is so Godless.
Wouldn't it be better to fall to your knees and take in Gods love, all of it completely?
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Many Denmarks working for a company called Color Climax. She probably one of them. I investigated all movies made by this company and every single movie showed that denmark is rotten to the core . And i never eat eel again.
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my name is Angelika. I live in Denmark. I am not sure about what i believe in. My churce is named Marie Kirken where i was baptized.

Is it okay to have sex with the devil???
Are you his lawfully wedded wife? Exactly how many millennia old are you?
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Many Denmarks working for a company called Color Climax. She probably one of them. I investigated all movies made by this company and every single movie showed that denmark is rotten to the core . And i never eat eel again.
I read that they eat fried cod's tongues. They must be a dwarfish people to be sated on something so tiny,
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Do you often fantasise about having relationships with mythical creatures?

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Many Denmarks working for a company called Color Climax. She probably one of them. I investigated all movies made by this company and every single movie showed that denmark is rotten to the core . And i never eat eel again.
Well, im from Denmark. People from Denmark is called Danes and we talk Danish. Second, i never heard of this company, please explain what is and what the company have done so wrong.
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Well, im from Denmark. People from Denmark is called Danes and we talk Danish. Second, i never heard of this company, please explain what is and what the company have done so wrong.
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My dear, I know you are just a woman so I'll forgive your transgression. You are not a great Dane, that is a dog. To the outside world, you are known as 'denmarkians' which means 'From denmark' or 'a person who is of denmark blood'.
Do you honestly think that we believe you when you say you do not know the company? It is what your entire countries economy is based on. I do not know what little scheme you are trying to hatch but let me assure you, it will not work. We did not just fall off the tulip truck you know.
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Your country has daily sex with devil, therefore you will become islamic state already in thirty years. You must repent and ask God for forgiveness of your sins, otherwise your Dennmark will be transformed to Danskostan and you all killed or pushed to embrace Islam.

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Timothy 2:23-26 Have nothing to do with foolish, ignorant controversies; you know that they breed quarrels. And the Lord's servant must not be quarrelsome but kind to everyone, able to teach, patiently enduring evil, correcting his opponents with gentleness. God may perhaps grant them repentance leading to a knowledge of the truth, and they may come to their senses and escape from the snare of the devil, after being captured by him to do his will.

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Amen, Brother Baron.

Timothy 2:23-26 Have nothing to do with foolish, ignorant controversies; you know that they breed quarrels. And the Lord's servant must not be quarrelsome but kind to everyone, able to teach, patiently enduring evil, correcting his opponents with gentleness. God may perhaps grant them repentance leading to a knowledge of the truth, and they may come to their senses and escape from the snare of the devil, after being captured by him to do his will.

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My dear, I know you are just a woman so I'll forgive your transgression. You are not a great Dane, that is a dog. To the outside world, you are known as 'denmarkians' which means 'From denmark' or 'a person who is of denmark blood'.
Do you honestly think that we believe you when you say you do not know the company? It is what your entire countries economy is based on. I do not know what little scheme you are trying to hatch but let me assure you, it will not work. We did not just fall off the tulip truck you know.
But it is still wrong. People who lives in Denmark is called Danes - also the rest of the calls us DANES.. Denmarkians is not a word and does not exist...

And maybe im a woman, but that doesn't mean that you are more intelligent than me. In fact, i think im much more intelligent than you. Does that piss you off?

ups, i don't think im more intelligent than you - I know that im much more intelligent AND smarter than you.
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