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What is wrong with it? It's disgusting and against nature!
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Are you asking if there's anything wrong with one man slipping his rock-hard penis into another man's anus, and softly stroking that other man's downy buttocks, and pushing, ramming, harder and harder, until they both scream out in joy spraying their seed to wind, and collapse in kisses and hugs? Are you asking if THAT is wrong?

Because if so, you're clearly a closeted homosexual and in real need of saving.

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Dear Friend,

Are you asking if there's anything wrong with one man slipping his rock-hard penis into another man's anus, and softly stroking that other man's downy buttocks, and pushing, ramming, harder and harder, until they both scream out in joy spraying their seed to wind, and collapse in kisses and hugs? Are you asking if THAT is wrong?

Because if so, you're clearly a closeted homosexual and in real need of saving.

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Dear BAB,

I never stated which gender specifically. Nonetheless, homosexuality is wrong, yes, what about man giving anal sex to a women. Is that wrong?
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I never stated which gender specifically. Nonetheless, homosexuality is wrong, yes, what about man giving anal sex to a women. Is that wrong?
What? Who would want to do that?
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What? Who would want to do that?
Male porn actors, for one, to women porn actresses.

But there are also males who do it to their girlfriends/wives.
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Young friend, some of us are passionate about spreading the word to evil doers, such as those who have evil sex. That means there are many, many people that we have to reach. Anal sex is had by most of the population nowadays, so there are references to it everywhere in the media, in commercials, in billboards, subliminal messages really. Sometimes, such as in the case of "Portal #2", the references are more explicit. I mean seriously, what else could "Portal #2" mean?
That makes sense I suppose. When I heard Portal 2, I thought of the first Portal game, in which I thought of Sci-Fi puzzle games. I'm not a fan of Sci-Fi movies or games, and so it's not my interest at all. Do they make any sexual references towards anal sex in the game itself or is this just a coincidence of title and slang?
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Young friend, some of us are passionate about spreading the word to evil doers, such as those who have evil sex. That means there are many, many people that we have to reach. Anal sex is had by most of the population nowadays, so there are references to it everywhere in the media, in commercials, in billboards, subliminal messages really. Sometimes, such as in the case of "Portal #2", the references are more explicit. I mean seriously, what else could "Portal #2" mean?

I disagree. Judging a video game simply by the title of it and not by the content within is being completely one-sided. For all we know "Portal" could be a reference to the afterlife, with the ending of the game simply finding eternal life. The "2" in the title is nothing but a sequel to its predecessor of "Portal", which, speaking from personal experience, has no sexual or inappropriate innuendoes.

By using the logic of this thread, having "2" in the title of anything would mean that it implies anal sex. Consequently, is 2 Thessalonians or 2 Peter referring to anal sex in any way in its title? Obviously not. So then how could we conclude that the coupling of the universal word "Portal" with a numeric value is to suggest "forbidden sex" when most no one here has ever played it?
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First off, I'd like to say that this site is not in anyway a true representation of any sort of actual Christian beliefs. Secondly, although the main point of this topic is ten levels below moot and utterly pointless and obviously ignorant to the point of idiocy.

To the creator of this topic, "Seriously, you fool?" You quote Bible verses as if you have a somewhat basic understanding of them, yet you don't. In fact, you haven't even the SLIGHTEST idea of what any verse in the Bible means. You say Jesus says only to love Him and no one else (John 14:6). In your context of love, which I'm absolutely positive I understand in accordance with the rest of your very, very, very narrow-minded/short-sighted topic, this is false-Mark 12:31 "...thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself." Which brings me to an IMMENSELY huge point: Each and every single one of the "followers" of this >cult< are, in fact, not saved. Your belief in supremacy towards those who are unsaved immediately shows your ignorance in what Christ teaches. Christ teaches us to love, no matter who that person is, saved or not. Yet you come on this place promoting "guaranteed salvation" when you have yet to actually gain it yourself? I have yet to look up (and have absolutely no desire to) your "means" to salvation, but I am more than 100% certain that is complete, utterly, and wholly in any sort of context FALSE. True salvation in Christ comes by having a relationship with Him, not posting hate-messages a thousand times on some internet board. I honestly pity all of you in a way, since it clear that the cult this site represents is the exact antithesis of what it stands for. In other words, this site says it promotes Christianity, yet according to the Bible God would clearly frown upon this type of blasphemy. In a way this following could be classified as false prophecy in accordance with the Bible. You make seem as if Christians are ignorant, self-righteous haters of other people, when in fact (if they really are saved by Christ) they are contrastingly not. I'd like to spend more time pointing out the different false points in this thread just to show how insanely abhorrent it is to any person, but just being on this site depresses and agitates me. Really, it sounds as if you were raised in a racist, egotistical and nonsensical home. Every post from all of the users here (those from the site, not those who gave their response) sounds as if you were raised to self-edify and put others down your entire life. To any sane person this thread would seem as if you were trying to pull of a facade of Christian teachings when at its core it implements an almost KKK/NeoNazi/"Hillbilly" mindset.

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To the creator of this topic, "Seriously, you fool?"
I will try to give your entire post a fair shake later when I have a moment, but one thing that really jumped out at me and made me feel sad for you was your use of language. I hope you don't die before you repent of it. As of right now, your soul is not in a state of perfect grace.

Therefore, if you were to die right now. You would go to hell. I hate to be the one to have to tell you this, but it's weighing heavily on my mind.

Matthew 5:22 But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire.

So, tell me how we don't understand scriptures again?
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I'm an avid gamer and I recently played the first portal.......Sure a robot tells you that if you complete a series of lab rat puzzles you shall receive cake and then totally lies to your face, I don't think that promotes lying, I think it promotes don't believing in everything your told.

2.) Not once in the first game have I seen a hint of any type of sex. Were you all got this Idea from is beyond myself.

3.) I'm a member of steam and I myself have never gotten hacked, nor have I heard of someone getting hacked. It's a pretty secured site in my books

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Sure a robot tells you that if you complete a series of lab rat puzzles you shall receive cake and then totally lies to your face, I don't think that promotes lying
How does lying not promote lying?

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Not once in the first game have I seen a hint of any type of sex. Were you all got this Idea from is beyond myself.
Did you not see the picture I provided?

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Did you bother to click on the link I provided? Do you thoroughly check your credit card bills? You have probably been robbed without even noticing.
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I agree that their are some websites that want to steal your money, but Steam is not one and those pictures you provided don't prove anything
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I agree that their are some websites that want to steal your money, but Steam is not one and those pictures you provided don't prove anything
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Amazing, how hard can it be.

You have shown us the proof of this evil with great illustrations!


It seems Isaiah has something to say about this ignorance:


Isaiah 44:18 ~ They have not known nor understood: for he hath shut their eyes, that they cannot see; and their hearts, that they cannot understand.
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....You are unbelievably brain washed. Not only are there NO biblical references mentioned AT ALL, but you're taking offense to one single game that was made for fun and recreation. It's not meant to teach anything, it doesn't promote devil worship, not once did it actually reference anything remotely sexual.
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If you take offense to something as common as a video game. Then by your logic you should be against anything that isn't biblical, which is absolutely absurd.
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Sum excerps Taken From Your "Rant" @ OldMan



"Most games have the decency to give you a machine gun so you can start shooting Muslims, democrats or whatever terrorists are called nowadays. With Portal 2 you get to kill no one. It's amazing someone even bothered to make it."


Exodus 20:13 Thou shalt not kill.

Deuteronomy 5:17 Thou shalt not kill.



Genesis 9:6 Whoso sheddeth man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed: for in the image of God made he man.






"where actually sucking peoples asses..."



Ephesians 5:4 ESV / 40 helpful votes

Let there be no filthiness nor foolish talk nor crude joking, which are out of place, but instead let there be thanksgiving.


Ephesians 4:29 ESV / 22 helpful votes

Let no corrupting talk come out of your mouths, but only such as is good for building up, as fits the occasion, that it may give grace to those who hear.


Colossians 3:8 ESV / 16 helpful votes

But now you must put them all away: anger, wrath, malice, slander, and obscene talk from your mouth.



"Clearly this kind of nonsense does nothing but polluting the minds of innocent children with non-biblical concepts."


Yet Your Childish, Repulsive and Non Informative Post Does Nothing of This sort? Jesus Must Have Touched You In That Special Spot Sir...
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Default Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

The original poster is clearly suffering case of mental illness and I shall recommend some medication as I am doctor in my village
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Default Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

I would like to clear somethings up as well. And I am a Christian, and a VERY big portal fan.

Well the original poster obviously isnt knowledgeable about portal at all. He mixes facts about the first game and says they are in the second game, and then just misses the facts all together. The cake is a lie is from the first game not the second. In fact I dont think cake is mentioned at ALL in the second game and I have already completed the second game. A very small detail but it just shows the poster does not know what he is talking about.

Since when can portal only be bought over steam? This is not true. Portal 1 can be bought in the Orange box with includes half life, half life episode 1, half life episode 2, team fortress 2, and finally portal. It can also be bought over xbox live. Portal 2 can be bought over steam or as its own stand alone disc at any major retailer such as walmart and target and gamestop.

This game promotes lying? Since when? Its about a crazy computer that puts you against tests where you use a portal gun to create doorways that use physics for speed, jumping and complicated thinking. Along completing the puzzles you see messages that other test subjects left for whoever comes across them. They claim that the cake they were promised is a lie. They never got the cake because they didn't make it to the cake. Anyone who has beaten portal would surely know that you DO in fact get cake. With candles on it.

This game is about sex? How? Its never once mentioned in the game. Just because some idiot on the internets somewhere thought he was creative and made that crude picture you have posted where one person is having oral sex with himself does not mean that the game promotes it. If thats how you think, how do you get through life? How many horrendous pictures have people made of Jesus doing bad things? Jesus is on South Park but I dont see where jesus promotes watching that atrocious television show.

Portals are magic? Again are you serious? Portals are a very viable subject within the study of physics. I am a physics student and I know a lot about this subject. There is nothing magic about them. They are science fact and they are in the universe that God himself created.

They are not real because they are not mentioned in the bible? Now usually this thought does apply but not here. So what about cars, trains, space shuttles, x ray beams, and televisions? Do these not exist because they are not in the bible? God gave of great minds to create great things. We just do not do it to honor God like we are supposed to.

In fact if you dont think portals are real you should research how atoms are made. Research what the nucleus is made of and then read about the subsequent levels that make its materials up. Then read up on the parts of the nucleus that exist in more than one place at the same time. Hmmm sounds like some sort of portal to me. Also research how scientist have discovered proof that there are more than one dimension existing on top up this one at the same time. Then read about how dimensions they have proof of. Science doesnt have to be evil. If you ask me the more science evolves and the more it discovers and uncovers, it just proves more and more how wondrous God really is. It shows his awe inspiring power and how little we really are. I think God made the universe and its entirety (stars planets galaxies, etc) Just to show us how awesome He really is. God is an artist. Just look at the world around you. The universe is SO complicated. Why cant portals exists? God could have made us all 2D and given us just a circle for Earth with no stars and nothing beyond us, but God is so great, creative, and powerful that He did.

I agree most things do not promote God. Portal does not promote God, but it also does not promote anything you claimed it did. If anything the only Evil thing portal does is not promote God.
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