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Hello friends, I believe you have all missed many other factors which show just how terrible this game is. Has no one come across this?:


That's right! Portal endorses bondage. To anyone who has had the misfortune of playing this game, you may have noticed how when you are fighting this machine (or woman trapped within the machine perhaps) is constantly swinging back and forth attempting to break free.

There is a lot more, even more conclusive evidence in the game for this as well - Which I can site if need be. I just noticed that you guys /really/ missed a lot here and that this game is so much worse that you thought!
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I agree most things do not promote God. Portal does not promote God, but it also does not promote anything you claimed it did. If anything the only Evil thing portal does is not promote God.
Is that not enough?????

If you are not PRAISING God you are HATING God.

Why is this so difficult for people to grasp???

(Psalms 150:1-6) "Praise ye the LORD. Praise God in his sanctuary: praise him in the firmament of his power. Praise him for his mighty acts: praise him according to his excellent greatness. Praise him with the sound of the trumpet: praise him with the psaltery and harp. Praise him with the timbrel and dance: praise him with stringed instruments and organs. Praise him upon the loud cymbals: praise him upon the high sounding cymbals. Let every thing that hath breath praise the LORD. Praise ye the LORD."

Does it say ANYTHING about praising Him with pinball games?

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Cast these awful games behind you, and praise God with cymbals and stringed instruments and trumpets!!!



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Hello friends, I believe you have all missed many other factors which show just how terrible this game is. Has no one come across this?:


That's right! Portal endorses bondage. To anyone who has had the misfortune of playing this game, you may have noticed how when you are fighting this machine (or woman trapped within the machine perhaps) is constantly swinging back and forth attempting to break free.

There is a lot more, even more conclusive evidence in the game for this as well - Which I can site if need be. I just noticed that you guys /really/ missed a lot here and that this game is so much worse that you thought!

Again this is someones rendering of glaDOS. There is no woman in bondage. Please don't be stupid. Stop grabbing others peoples art work and using it a reference when it is not related.
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Is that not enough?????

If you are not PRAISING God you are HATING God.

Why is this so difficult for people to grasp???

(Psalms 150:1-6) "Praise ye the LORD. Praise God in his sanctuary: praise him in the firmament of his power. Praise him for his mighty acts: praise him according to his excellent greatness. Praise him with the sound of the trumpet: praise him with the psaltery and harp. Praise him with the timbrel and dance: praise him with stringed instruments and organs. Praise him upon the loud cymbals: praise him upon the high sounding cymbals. Let every thing that hath breath praise the LORD. Praise ye the LORD."

Does it say ANYTHING about praising Him with pinball games?

NO!



Cast these awful games behind you, and praise God with cymbals and stringed instruments and trumpets!!!



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I didn't say it wasnt wrong did i? I just want you people to stop pulling random things and creating lies about the game.
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A point well made on how Glad0s' behavior reflects her situation:
"I don’t think her end goal was to kill Chell (Chell being the hero and person you play as). I mean, yes, to get Chell to do what she needed Chell to do, she had to make it hard, if not insanely difficult. Otherwise Chell wouldn’t want to do what GlaDOS needed her to do. I think GlaDOS’s end goal was to get Chell to kill GlaDOS’s body. I think she’s been reviving Chell’s clones over and over and over ’till one of the Chells can get it right and finally knock the eyes off of GlaDOS and free her from her bondage of this giant body the humans put her in originally. I think GlaDOS has simply wanted to be free this whole time, and killed off the original inhabitants of the Aperture Science Lab in order to further this goal. They certainly wouldn’t let her mess with Chell, pushing her to the limits to “destroy” the prison that GlaDOS has been suffering in this whole time if they were around, now, would they?"

You see osakamitsu, there is indeed support behind this unlike with many of the other things. Even if this resemblance isn't blatently obvious, it is there, and potentially something a kid could see.
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The enrichment center would like to thank you for your interest in PORTAL 2. The enrichment center would also like to thank you for stopping. Immediately.

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....You are unbelievably brain washed. Not only are there NO biblical references mentioned AT ALL, but you're taking offense to one single game that was made for fun and recreation. It's not meant to teach anything, it doesn't promote devil worship, not once did it actually reference anything remotely sexual.
I'm sure gambling, Angry Birds and fornicating are all considered "recreation" too, right? God considers all your "recreations" as evil! You think just because ihomerphone, Wii, PS3 (Positively Satanic x3) and Xbox Demon Spin 360 weren't around back then, that these modern Ouija boards are OK with God?

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In fact I dont think cake is mentioned at ALL in the second game and I have already completed the second game.
You do realize lying is a sin, don't you? The evil known as Portal 2 doesn't come out until tomorrow.

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Since when can portal only be bought over steam? This is not true. Portal 1 can be bought in the Orange box with includes half life, half life episode 1, half life episode 2, team fortress 2, and finally portal. It can also be bought over xbox live. Portal 2 can be bought over steam or as its own stand alone disc at any major retailer such as walmart and target and gamestop.
It doesn't matter where you buy those games, Steam is still required. It is the only way to activate the games.

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Anyone who has beaten portal would surely know that you DO in fact get cake. With candles on it.
Ahh, but you don't get the cake, or at least your character doesn't. She's last seen being dragged back into the facility. The cake has one candle, which GLaDOS snuffs out with a claw.

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And not promoting God is more than enough reason to condemn the game.

Sorry that everything in this world has to have some hippie with a white bathrobe on it, What if Jesus or god was Glados? That would make amazing sense for you all to stop bashing the game down until we all leave and go worship the all seeing monkey lord
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How does lying not promote lying?
Well cranky. If you continue to read what I posted I clearly said that it promotes not always believing in what you hear or something like that
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Well cranky. If you continue to read what I posted I clearly said that it promotes not always believing in what you hear or something like that
So? That changes nothing about what I said.
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If you continue to read what I posted I clearly said that it promotes not always believing in what you hear or something like that
Are you alright thief of shoes (Schuhdieb, Voleur de Chaussures, Ladrón de Zapatos, Sko Tjuv, Kenkä Varas)? Were you struck down before you could finish that sentence?
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Whatever, I'm going to the local Gamestop tonight to go yell at people saying how there's dirty stuff, then i'm going to pick up my copy along with Mortal Combat *Which Cranky you should definitely do you next rant on* and then we'll go from there!
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You do realize lying is a sin, don't you? The evil known as Portal 2 doesn't come out until tomorrow.


It doesn't matter where you buy those games, Steam is still required. It is the only way to activate the games.


Ahh, but you don't get the cake, or at least your character doesn't. She's last seen being dragged back into the facility. The cake has one candle, which GLaDOS snuffs out with a claw.


And not promoting God is more than enough reason to condemn the game.


Lol. ok fine. Want my gamertag to see if I really did complete it or not? I've had portal 2 for like 4 days now. People do get them before the actual release date. In fate if you searched a little instead of attacking something I said you would see that A LOT of people have had the game for days now.

Ummm actually no you do not need steam to activate the xbox's version of portal 2. lolz for that right there. YOU NEVER NEED TO ACTIVATE AN XBOX GAME.

You get a screen with the cake. Thats your cake. The poster has posted the pic that you get. And yes you are right you only get one candle. My mistake.
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Also whats with the little icons next to your names that represent something about you. A lot of you have the shaky fist that represent "tell her once." That sounds like a very Christian thing to have represent you. Lets hit women. Good idea. Even if its a joke and I know it is, you should probably have a different icon representing it.

I hope the round earth things is a pun of some sort that I dont understand. Cause WOW if its not.

Heaven bound? Cant wait to look down and laugh at the sinners roasting in hell? Are you not supposed to do your best to save everyone you can from this? If you were a Christian you would not laugh at someones misfortune such as this. This is the worst thing you that can happen to someone.

What about the KKK icon? For being as white as Jesus? REALLY?!?!?!? Did God not create all colors of man? Is white the only acceptable color? Are there not black baptists? You people are nuts. And why would Jesus be white? HE LIVED IN THE MIDDLE EAST!!!!!!!!!! Last I checked Middle Eastern people are not white.

Gay bashing? Love thy neighbor. Hate the sin. Dont hate them because of what they do. Do your best to change their minds so they get to heaven one day. Again this makes them think that Christians are the evil ones.

Porn resistant? "For being able to resist the lure of porn and sending million of spermie souls to HELL." Again, if you were TRUE Christians you would not laugh at the misfortune of others, or be glad that since they sinned they are going to Hell. Work to change people, not condemn them.

If lying is a sin, this most of the main post is a sin. If your going to openly attack something and get people to believe something about it, you better research and make sure you are correct. There are some unbelievable lies in what is claimed here. You know this the kinda of stuff that makes others hate Christians. Live how your told to live, but dont come on so strong to others that you drive them away from Jesus. Even small things like saying this portal game is evil for the listed reasons. When you list rediculus reasons that you pull from random people across the internet your making yourselves look stupid. I mean some idiot, probably in high school that thinks he's clever made that sex cartoon that was posted. WHY ON EARTH would you say that the game promoted it just because someone made that? This would indicate that the person who made the cartoon promotes it, not the game. PLEASE be educated if your going to do something like this.
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Which is exactly what I did. Why didn't you do the same?
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Which is exactly what I did. Why didn't you do the same?
What? That didnt even make sense. I said if your going to opening attack something make sure your correct... and this is your response?

No, you did not research it. You posted material that has nothing to do with the actual game. Posting a pic of something that some kid drew does not make it synonymous with the game. Anyone can draw a picture of Jesus doing something wrong, but it doesnt mean thats it true and that Jesus did whatever the person said he did.

If you want to be credible then you need to be accurate. Posting something you found on a google image search does not mean that it automatically has anything to do with the game.

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OK this is annoying me people going on about anal sex the holocaust and thieves of credit card details

Firstly - Steam is secure otherwise it wouldn't be used. if you get details stolen is because your a retard and left your card somewhere.

Secondly - Anal sex. So what if sex is meant to be pleasurable and they find that pleasurable then why the hell not. it's only sex. who cares what people do in the private of there home.

Thirdly - Holocaust - who was responsible for MILLIONS of executions of so called Witches and Pagans. scared of something you don't believe in?

if a persons choice is wrong let them make that choice. if they're wrong they burn in hell (that made up place to scare people) jesus taught to love people no matter what there problem/illness was so why don't you follow his example and shut the hell up about things you dont know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Firstly - Steam is secure otherwise it wouldn't be used. if you get details stolen is because your a retard and left your card somewhere.
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What? That didnt even make sense. I said if your going to opening attack something make sure your correct
You are visiting our peaceful forum and the first thing you do is attack me without doing proper research. Do you get it now or should I use bigger letters?

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I couldn't agree more. Unfortunately you seem to ignore your own advice.
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