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Old 08-27-2013, 02:28 AM
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Dear all the lovely (pitiful) Christians (baboons with no potential for any sort of real life) who use this wonderful (atrocious, horrificly idiotic) website, i would like to kindly (hatefully) like to ask you to simply, piffle OFF. it takes a perverted mind to think of all the sexual innuendos you guys come up with, i play a lot of the games mentioned such as tf2 and others, and portal is one of the best things i have spent my time on, it is a genius game and includes my favorite thing, SCIENCE, why dont you take that word and shove it into you guy's thick skulls huh? So much for your stupid, pitiful, hopeless, worthless god, the floating stalker you guys imagine? this god tells you to love your neighbor but hates everybody except homophobic, white, kid beating, daughter raping, god gaping, MOTHERpiffleING IDIOTIC, STUPID, WORTHLESS SCUMBAG CHRISTIANS. you are all, ALL, idiotic, how stupid does someone have to be to believe that god will save us, this "god" is a figment of your imagination, he doesnt exist, we all got to this point through EVOLUTION, nobody just threw us down here, we started being microorganisms, then organisms, the small things, then mammals, then we evolved more and more, losing the tail, standing upright, becoming homosapians. your whole "god" theory is out of whack, yes i am atheist, i am because im not an IDIOT. and the whole thing about gays "oh the gays are horrible, they should be killed, its not natural" it is perfectly natural, some animals mate with the same sex more than with the opposite, this is jesus right here , yep thats him, here one more , your jesus wanders through the desert and gets stabbed through the hand, and you thank him, you are all idiots.
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Dear all the lovely (pitiful) Christians (baboons with no potential for any sort of real life) who use this wonderful (atrocious, horrificly idiotic) website, i would like to kindly (hatefully) like to ask you to simply, piffle OFF. it takes a perverted mind to think of all the sexual innuendos you guys come up with, i play a lot of the games mentioned such as tf2 and others, and portal is one of the best things i have spent my time on, it is a genius game and includes my favorite thing, SCIENCE, why dont you take that word and shove it into you guy's thick skulls huh? So much for your stupid, pitiful, hopeless, worthless god, the floating stalker you guys imagine? this god tells you to love your neighbor but hates everybody except homophobic, white, kid beating, daughter raping, god gaping, MOTHERpiffleING IDIOTIC, STUPID, WORTHLESS SCUMBAG CHRISTIANS. you are all, ALL, idiotic, how stupid does someone have to be to believe that god will save us, this "god" is a figment of your imagination, he doesnt exist, we all got to this point through EVOLUTION, nobody just threw us down here, we started being microorganisms, then organisms, the small things, then mammals, then we evolved more and more, losing the tail, standing upright, becoming homosapians. your whole "god" theory is out of whack, yes i am atheist, i am because im not an IDIOT. and the whole thing about gays "oh the gays are horrible, they should be killed, its not natural" it is perfectly natural, some animals mate with the same sex more than with the opposite, this is jesus right here , yep thats him, here one more , your jesus wanders through the desert and gets stabbed through the hand, and you thank him, you are all idiots.
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Dear all the lovely (pitiful) Christians (baboons with no potential for any sort of real life) who use this wonderful (atrocious, horrificly idiotic) website, i would like to kindly (hatefully) like to ask you to simply, piffle OFF. it takes a perverted mind to think of all the sexual innuendos you guys come up with, i play a lot of the games mentioned such as tf2 and others, and portal is one of the best things i have spent my time on, it is a genius game and includes my favorite thing, SCIENCE, why dont you take that word and shove it into you guy's thick skulls huh? So much for your stupid, pitiful, hopeless, worthless god, the floating stalker you guys imagine? this god tells you to love your neighbor but hates everybody except homophobic, white, kid beating, daughter raping, god gaping, MOTHERpiffleING IDIOTIC, STUPID, WORTHLESS SCUMBAG CHRISTIANS. you are all, ALL, idiotic, how stupid does someone have to be to believe that god will save us, this "god" is a figment of your imagination, he doesnt exist, we all got to this point through EVOLUTION, nobody just threw us down here, we started being microorganisms, then organisms, the small things, then mammals, then we evolved more and more, losing the tail, standing upright, becoming homosapians. your whole "god" theory is out of whack, yes i am atheist, i am because im not an IDIOT. and the whole thing about gays "oh the gays are horrible, they should be killed, its not natural" it is perfectly natural, some animals mate with the same sex more than with the opposite, this is jesus right here , yep thats him, here one more , your jesus wanders through the desert and gets stabbed through the hand, and you thank him, you are all idiots.
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Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

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5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
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it is a genius game and includes my favorite thing, SCIENCE
Did you actually play the game!? The "science" in Portal 2 is aimed at torturing people in horrible horrible ways. That this is your favorite is very troubling. To be on the safe side here I asked the DOJ to report you to the authorities.
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I had no idea that such witchcraft could be occurring in this great nation! This is revoltingly disgusting, and it is a shame that our youth is subjected to such sexual themes! Oh, I am just sure that the abomination of a president is the when behind such demonic trickery! Oh the humanity! Why must we deal with such terribleness? Oh, why must we deal with a game about anul-sex called Portal? What this game should be teaching is how to deal with one's wife. Using whips is a great idea, electric collars is another! My favorite combo though is the blow torch and frying pan! Burn and cause trauma to one's head, thus the lesson is learned!
Portal needs to end before it turns our nation gay! Ever since the release date of this game in 2007, gay rates have reached new heights, that I could have never imagined have been reached! Why! Why, is what I ask, for it seems as if these "Valve" people are doing this on purpose. Spreading the word of Satan is just one of the many goals that they share. They also want to make the nation guy, a "Gay-Tion" persay...
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I had no idea that such witchcraft could be occurring in this great nation! This is revoltingly disgusting, and it is a shame that our youth is subjected to such sexual themes! Oh, I am just sure that the abomination of a president is the when behind such demonic trickery! Oh the humanity! Why must we deal with such terribleness? Oh, why must we deal with a game about anul-sex called Portal? What this game should be teaching is how to deal with one's wife. Using whips is a great idea, electric collars is another! My favorite combo though is the blow torch and frying pan! Burn and cause trauma to one's head, thus the lesson is learned!
Portal needs to end before it turns our nation gay! Ever since the release date of this game in 2007, gay rates have reached new heights, that I could have never imagined have been reached! Why! Why, is what I ask, for it seems as if these "Valve" people are doing this on purpose. Spreading the word of Satan is just one of the many goals that they share. They also want to make the nation guy, a "Gay-Tion" persay...
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As a Christian who has never played the game , I feel I have no right to condemn or support it , but based on my research , most of what you posted makes no sense, and I must respectfully disagree.

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Valve Portal 2 is a video game unlike any other game. Most games have the decency to give you a machine gun so you can start shooting Muslims, democrats or whatever terrorists are called nowadays. With Portal 2 you get to kill no one. After getting stuck at 32% for ages all you do is fiddle with lasers and getting thrown around by jump platforms. It's amazing someone even bothered to make it.


Insulting GOD with techno-magical mumbo-jumbo.
With Portal 2 you have a special "gun" which you can use to create two types of portals. A gay blue one and an even more gay orange one. The portals are connected with each other, whatever enters a portal, leaves the other one. In other words Valve reinvented something also known as a door. My house has several of those. Yet somehow people pay money for this nonsense.

Whatever enters one portal, leaves the other one.


Clearly this kind of nonsense does nothing but polluting the minds of innocent children with non-biblical concepts. Portals are not in the Bible so not only do they not exist, they are impossible to create! Just thinking about how they work will turn your child into a Hell bound atheist!

Jesus clearly would not like this as He hates magic! (Deuteronomy 18:9-12)


Dooming your innocent child to HELL!
Like most video games, Portal 2 will do everything in its power to doom your innocent child to the eternal fires of Hell! There is nothing more important in a child's life than loving Jesus and Jesus loving them back. One of the very evil elements of Portal 2 is the "companion cube". Apparently they realize girls who play video games will never get boyfriends. Portal 2 teaches children to forget about Jesus and to worship the companion cube instead! Jesus clearly does not approve! Jesus wants us to love only Him and no one else! John 14:6 "Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."

Children and young women learn to love the companion cube:


Filling your child's mind with SEX, SEX and SEX!
Portal 2 promotes new kinds of sex your innocent children didn't even knew existed. Where usually 2 people are needed to have unhealthy forms of sex like anal sex and oral sex, portal makes it possible to do all this alone. This will create fantasies in your children's minds that will haunt them forever and ever while they masturbate like wild kangaroos. Just read this fair and balanced article where actually sucking peoples asses and playing Portal 2 turn out to be the same thing.

Portal 2 promotes people to have sex with themselves:


Teaching your child that lying is OK!
Portal 2 does nothing but lie over and over again to the player. Teaching innocent children that there is nothing wrong with lying. The biggest lie being the constant promise of cake (a miserable excuse for a decent Christian American pie) which is never actually delivered, they probably hired Federal Express. Your child will cry a lot while playing this game. God hates liars: Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."

The cake is a lie. No decent Christian woman would ever create such a monstrosity.


Stealing your credit card information.
Portal 2 can only be bought online with something called "Steam". Steam is the most hacked online system in existence. Even a child can hack into Steam and steal credit card information of everyone who ever bought something with it! Most of these thieves are called indies. Somehow these people from India all use Steam to steal money from hard working Americans.
1. So you complain games like GTA cause shootings, but then you complain that the game won't let you kill Muslims ? I thought you wanted to discourage children from playing all games that could cause violence?

2. What is wrong with orange and blue? Weren't they in the rainbow God made?

3. A portal leads to a different , not directly connected , and so is not the same as a door. Any of the gameplay videos will show you that.

4. It is not magic . Cars, computers and modern printed books are not in the Bible , but they exist.

5. Look at the Portal wiki . The cubes are not meant to be worshipped , but are placed by the evil robot/AI to try to get you to get attached so you will be discouraged when they are destroyed. Doesn't satan tempt people like that? However , those fan made pictures of the cube are exaggerating. s. And where is the proof that girls who play don't have boyfriends?

6. that is not part of the game, but a picture from a fan who obviously likes to make bad pictures. I haven't played the game , but I've seen videos and the portals are bigger , so that could not happen. It would of gotten a higher rating then e10+ if it had nudity.

7. The Bible tells us how the devil lied to eve, but is that supporting it ? It clearly states here http://theportalwiki.com/wiki/Cake that the evil character Glados uses cake as an incentive . She tries to throw you into a fire, much like satan wants everyone in hell. Read the plot on Wikipedia.

8 Indie means the independent developers who make games, and why would the developers hack the site that sells their games. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indie_developer

I am not necessarily backing the game, as I have not played it, and there may be other reasons it is not a good game, but all the claims are shown untrue by unbiased research.
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1. So you complain games like GTA cause shootings, but then you complain that the game won't let you kill Muslims ? I thought you wanted to discourage children from playing all games that could cause violence?

2. What is wrong with orange and blue? Weren't they in the rainbow God made?

3. A portal leads to a different , not directly connected , and so is not the same as a door. Any of the gameplay videos will show you that.

4. It is not magic . Cars, computers and modern printed books are not in the Bible , but they exist.

5. Look at the Portal wiki . The cubes are not meant to be worshipped , but are placed by the evil robot/AI to try to get you to get attached so you will be discouraged when they are destroyed. Doesn't satan tempt people like that? However , those fan made pictures of the cube are exaggerating. s. And where is the proof that girls who play don't have boyfriends?

6. that is not part of the game, but a picture from a fan who obviously likes to make bad pictures. I haven't played the game , but I've seen videos and the portals are bigger , so that could not happen. It would of gotten a higher rating then e10+ if it had nudity.

7. The Bible tells us how the devil lied to eve, but is that supporting it ? It clearly states here http://theportalwiki.com/wiki/Cake that the evil character Glados uses cake as an incentive . She tries to throw you into a fire, much like satan wants everyone in hell. Read the plot on Wikipedia.

8 Indie means the independent developers who make games, and why would the developers hack the site that sells their games. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indie_developer

I am not necessarily backing the game, as I have not played it, and there may be other reasons it is not a good game, but all the claims are shown untrue by unbiased research.
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As a Christian who has never played the game , I feel I have no right to condemn or support it , but based on my research , most of what you posted makes no sense, and I must respectfully disagree.



1. So you complain games like GTA cause shootings, but then you complain that the game won't let you kill Muslims ? I thought you wanted to discourage children from playing all games that could cause violence?

2. What is wrong with orange and blue? Weren't they in the rainbow God made?

3. A portal leads to a different , not directly connected , and so is not the same as a door. Any of the gameplay videos will show you that.

4. It is not magic . Cars, computers and modern printed books are not in the Bible , but they exist.

5. Look at the Portal wiki . The cubes are not meant to be worshipped , but are placed by the evil robot/AI to try to get you to get attached so you will be discouraged when they are destroyed. Doesn't satan tempt people like that? However , those fan made pictures of the cube are exaggerating. s. And where is the proof that girls who play don't have boyfriends?

6. that is not part of the game, but a picture from a fan who obviously likes to make bad pictures. I haven't played the game , but I've seen videos and the portals are bigger , so that could not happen. It would of gotten a higher rating then e10+ if it had nudity.

7. The Bible tells us how the devil lied to eve, but is that supporting it ? It clearly states here http://theportalwiki.com/wiki/Cake that the evil character Glados uses cake as an incentive . She tries to throw you into a fire, much like satan wants everyone in hell. Read the plot on Wikipedia.

8 Indie means the independent developers who make games, and why would the developers hack the site that sells their games. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indie_developer

I am not necessarily backing the game, as I have not played it, and there may be other reasons it is not a good game, but all the claims are shown untrue by unbiased research.
Blah, blah, blah... basically you're confirming that the game portrays satan playing GOD.

What else would you need to burn that game?

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I did not say satan was playing God, but only that the liar is the enemy, and that when satan lied to eve the bible was not supporting it. And I used solid evidence , while you didn't .

According to the ESRB , portal 2 has mild language and violence, but saying all those other accusations is like saying someone is a murderer when you have proof he isn't and he only stole.The game has some objectionable things , maybe, but not as bad as you make it out to be . So I am not saying it's innocent, or that everyone should play it , but I won't allow you to make those kind of accusations, even if it is bad in other ways

Please respond to all my points, and at least apologize to the people in India you accused of being thieves.

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So I am not saying it's innocent, or that everyone should play it , but I won't allow you to make those kind of accusations, even if it is bad in other ways


Don't say this is too long, because you would read a post this long if it agreed with you.
So it's bad but you wont let me say it?

It's difficult this way.


In the good old days people were forced to disagree before objecting to what another said.

Now it seems you can agree ... but disagree...

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"Portals are not in the Bible so not only do they not exist, they are impossible to create" internet wasn't in the bible yet here it is. There are a lot of things that arnt in the bible that we have now a days, and why does a game have to do with killing people all the time >.> i mean you would just go and say that game is bad for your children.
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"Portals are not in the Bible so not only do they not exist, they are impossible to create" internet wasn't in the bible yet here it is. There are a lot of things that arnt in the bible that we have now a days, and why does a game have to do with killing people all the time >.> i mean you would just go and say that game is bad for your children.
So you are saying portals are actually possible? You are really that stupid?

And the Internet is in the Bible.
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I think what tronfan is saying is that there is language and violence , but that is all , no witchcraft or s*x.

However , I will not play it because of the language, which christians shouldn't use.
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So you are saying portals are actually possible? You are really that stupid?

And the Internet is in the Bible.
people said the same thing about the internet, said it couldn't be done and they proved everyone wrong.
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people said the same thing about the internet, said it couldn't be done and they proved everyone wrong.
Who said the internet couldn't be done? It certainly wasn't a True Christian™ because we know who to turn to:

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i call bullshit on that, i thought your mission in life was to convert all the non believers in to believers.
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i call bullshit on that, i thought your mission in life was to convert all the non believers in to believers.
The mission is to try. Having tried, they are to move on:

Matthew 10:14 "And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet."

Try learning about something before you go calling "bullshit".
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