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Old 07-14-2011, 10:08 PM
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well i am just to give me the satisfaction.
Are you sure you wouldn't be willing to sit down and have a Bible study instead?

We could read about GOD's hatred of homosexuals and maybe you will see that there really is something to all of this.
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Old 07-14-2011, 10:18 PM
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I really don't get how people don't realise that God really does make it pretty clear He hates homosexuality.

Just because God also hates lots of other things that secular people and fake Christians also ignore His hatred of, like eating prawns, doesn't mean being gay is right. It just means secular people are even more wrong than they realise.
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Old 07-14-2011, 10:25 PM
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Old 07-15-2011, 03:13 PM
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Old 07-15-2011, 04:42 PM
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Are you sure you wouldn't be willing to sit down and have a Bible study instead?

We could read about GOD's hatred of homosexuals and maybe you will see that there really is something to all of this.
Does god share the same hate for homosexuals like i do ? <:')
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Old 07-15-2011, 04:52 PM
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Does god share the same hate for homosexuals like i do ? <:')
NO! God's hatred of homers is righteous and eternal. Your hatred is petty, capricious, and borne out of repressed gay inclinations in yourself.
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NO! God's hatred of homers is righteous and eternal. Your hatred is petty, capricious, and borne out of repressed gay inclinations in yourself.
im just stating now that paying a pastor to remove colonic demons from your bum is by far the gayest thing i have every heard in my life and i dont give a shit about your poncy faulse religion.
hinduism is far more likely a religion than yours.

piffle you all, god bothering homosexuals.
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hinduism is far more likely a religion than yours.
If your idea of religion is worshiping cows, then have at it. The Holy Bible forbids such blasphemy.


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im just stating now that paying a pastor to remove colonic demons from your bum is by far the gayest thing i have every heard in my life and i dont give a shit about your poncy faulse religion.
hinduism is far more likely a religion than yours.

piffle you all, god bothering homosexuals.
I think I can see how to a lay person, it is hard to conjure up the image of demons residing in your rectum. I have been fortunate and have never had them but I know people that did. I have been present when a Pastor has pulled them from a hapless fellows colon. It is not a pretty sight though the the feeling of release and the Godly warmth that comes over you more than makes up for any unpleasantness. I highly recommend a man gets checked several times a year. Do not knock it unti you have had it.
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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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I think I can see how to a lay person, it is hard to conjure up the image of demons residing in your rectum. I have been fortunate and have never had them but I know people that did. I have been present when a Pastor has pulled them from a hapless fellows colon. It is not a pretty sight though the the feeling of release and the Godly warmth that comes over you more than makes up for any unpleasantness. I highly recommend a man gets checked several times a year. Do not knock it unti you have had it.
yes mr Hutchins. and what exactly did the pastor do (in full detail) to save the man of his demons?
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I imagine a guy with the name of lucifer would be pretty cool!
and ill send you a letter when your in heaven hopefully god doesnt see you getting rid of anal demons from young boys bottoms you pedophile

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Wow Jony, you seem to be a very upset person. What can I do to relax you? If you give me a chance, I am sure I can get you to open up and let me into your life. We could be BFF's.
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You must banish the demon in your gay anus.
The pastor at my church is going to lead us all in a prayer for you tonight.

1. Shower ritualistically for one hour. Scrub hard.
2. Read some good old fashioned bible
3. Using a sharpie, push the rosary deep inside of you. Cross deep.
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You must banish the demon in your gay anus.
The pastor at my church is going to lead us all in a prayer for you tonight.

1. Shower ritualistically for one hour. Scrub hard.
2. Read some good old fashioned bible
3. Using a sharpie, push the rosary deep inside of you. Cross deep.
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Rosary? So you're a Catholic priests butt boy, well that explains the obsession with foreskin.
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THE SKY IS NOT WATER IT IS AIR! THE REASON THE SKY IS BLUE IS THE SAME REASON IF YOU LOOK THROUGH THOUSANDS OF MIRRORS ANd GET SOMEONE TO STAND ON THE OTHER SIDE YOU CANT SEE THEM! TRY IT!
The reason you can't see someone standing on the other side of a mirror is because there is silver (an opaque metal) on the back of it.
2 mirrors. 3 mirrors. 1,000 mirrors. 50,000,000 mirrors: all opaque.

Early mirrors were just polished metal, usually cast metal formed by pouring molten metal (not just silver but copper and bronze and other metals too) into a flat mould and then polishing the flat surface. These days we have glass on one side and metal on the other side.

Job 37:18 Hast thou with him spread out the skie, which is strong, and as a molten looking glasse?
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When we look at he "sky" we see the underside of the firmament which is holding up all the water. Of course God could make it any colour He liked and could change the colour any time He felt like it. My illustration will use blue.

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And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters: and let it diuide the waters from the waters.
7 And God made the firmament; and diuided the waters, which were vnder the firmament, from the waters, which were aboue the firmament: and it was so.
8 And God called the firmament, Heauen: and the euening and the morning were the second day.
9 And God said, Let the waters vnder the heauen be gathered together vnto one place, and let the dry land appeare: and it was so.

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I'm sure you are aware people can use multiple outlets to vent their frustration. I mean its almost necessary with how much christian filth there is in the world. It just takes so much time to tell each christian one at a time how piffleing worthless they are and how much I'll rejoice once their pathetic hearts stop beating. This is fairly simple easy way to express frustration. Trust me no ones so cowardly they would fear a priest. What the piffle is he gonna do pray me to death? Good piffleing luck with that.
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I'm sure you are aware people can use multiple outlets to vent their frustration. I mean its almost necessary with how much christian filth there is in the world. It just takes so much time to tell each christian one at a time how piffleing worthless they are and how much I'll rejoice once their pathetic hearts stop beating. This is fairly simple easy way to express frustration. Trust me no ones so cowardly they would fear a priest. What the piffle is he gonna do pray me to death? Good piffleing luck with that.
I can't really understand you incoherent ramblings. It just seems to be standard hateful spite from your black Godless atheist heart.
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I can't really understand you incoherent ramblings. It just seems to be standard hateful spite from your black Godless atheist heart.
that was in reference to the opening post.

tell me what part of this forum isn't full of hateful spite. If you name one you're lying.(Doesn't your god frown upon that?) So cut the shit. It seems to me all you guys do is preach hate. Excuse me for taking offense. You guys literally pray for peoples eternal suffering. I think wishing you were dead is just a touch less hateful than that.

To make things even funnier I got a penalty or whatever for "Confusing True Christians™ with worthless unsaved Cathylick scum."

Seriously? Cathylick Scum? Pretty sure nothing I said had any catholic undertones at all. I'm actually kind of offended... I piffleing hate Catholics. piffle Jews, piffle Muslims, piffle Wiccans, piffle Satanist, piffle Christians, Hindus, pagans and all the rest i left out. I believe atheist scum would be more suitable. Then I could at least be proud of my e-wrist slap. Are "True Christians™" really that easy to confuse? I guess I shouldn't be surprised. You do believe in god after all.

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You guys literally pray for peoples eternal suffering. I think wishing you were dead is just a touch less hateful than that.
We don't pray for anyone's eternal suffering. We are secure in our knowledge that evil atheists like you will suffer eternally without praying for it, because God hates you. We just pray for God to hasten this judgment so that our children are not exposed to your foolishness in the meantime. When we pray for God to exterminate unbelief, we are really praying for LESS people to go to Hell.
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I'm sure you are aware people can use multiple outlets to vent their frustration. I mean its almost necessary with how much christian filth there is in the world. It just takes so much time to tell each christian one at a time how piffleing worthless they are and how much I'll rejoice once their pathetic hearts stop beating. This is fairly simple easy way to express frustration. Trust me no ones so cowardly they would fear a priest. What the piffle is he gonna do pray me to death? Good piffleing luck with that.
It's amazing how hateful these idiots are when all we do is love our neighbours.
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