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Old 06-30-2011, 09:40 PM
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Sami people are the original scandinavians not eskimos (I have roots from them so i know few bits of it, and again could you please keep polite tone, are you so hostile to everyone?
Why should I be polite to a MASS MURDER? You think America should apologize to Hitler for killing him that bunker after him and his Gypsies killed all those Jews?? The only reason Sami are "Scandinavians" is because the Scandinavians pretend the now to hide their crimes against the Sami.
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Old 07-01-2011, 04:13 PM
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Yeah, i actually think that you are right, so what if ther is semi blood in my body, that is rather interesting that "smart" americans know our history better than ourselves, and i hereby come up you to pray for poor estonians who were massmurdered in US, there arent single original estonians left there.
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Yeah, i actually think that you are right, so what if ther is semi blood in my body, that is rather interesting that "smart" americans know our history better than ourselves, and i hereby come up you to pray for poor estonians who were massmurdered in US, there arent single original estonians left there.
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Yeah, i actually think that you are right, so what if ther is semi blood in my body, that is rather interesting that "smart" americans know our history better than ourselves, and i hereby come up you to pray for poor estonians who were massmurdered in US, there arent single original estonians left there.
What the hell is an "estonian?" Is that some kind of gypsy?
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What the hell is an "estonian?" Is that some kind of gypsy?
Gypsies seem to be overrunning the board lately. We've had two gypsies from Croatia in the last week alone. I don't know what they want. Maybe to steal the Lord's bandwidth?
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Since semi's are eskimos and estonians gypsies: eskimos are actually gypsies according to previous conversatsion, now we are getting somewhere
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Since semi's are eskimos and estonians gypsies: eskimos are actually gypsies according to previous conversatsion, now we are getting somewhere
Eskimos are NOT Gypsies!

Usaved? For the most part, yes. Uneducated? Yes. Filthy? Of course. Welfare bums? Yes. BUT NOT GYPSIES!!

It is you who brought up Estonians, not us. Step away from the bong, hippy.
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fiction or not, this is getting too retarded for me, i'm backing off .
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Um, Sister Kitty,

Why come them Eskimos gotta live somewhere awl cold and stuff. Din't Jeevus like them anymore?

An' why come the fish up here is too big ta' fry. They giveded me some fish only it's not like Mommy cooks, ceptin when she makes me eat lany-Lynn or eated a bicycle tire.

I don't like bicycle tireses.

I wanna go home!

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Um, Sister Kitty,

Why come them Eskimos gotta live somewhere awl cold and stuff. Din't Jeevus like them anymore?

An' why come the fish up here is too big ta' fry. They giveded me some fish only it's not like Mommy cooks, ceptin when she makes me eat lany-Lynn or eated a bicycle tire.

I don't like bicycle tireses.

I wanna go home!

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Where are you dear one? Are you somewhere in my land?

And yes, Jesus never liked my people because we are direct ancestors of Cain. Well not direct exactly, as all know Noah and his sons were ancestors of Seth, Adam's 3rd son. But sadly, the ancestor of my people was a descendant of Cain, one of Noah's daughters-in-law. We are the descendants of a sinful woman.

This is probably too complicated, dear child, what is important is that some Eskimos are now coming to Jesus and Salvation. Almost 20 of us now.

I do not know your story, or if you can go home. But if you cannot, would you like to come to mine? I have asked my husband and he says we need more Caucasian True Christian™ blood in our family. We will cherish you always, so long as you love and obey God. And we will cut the fish into smaller pieces.
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Well, I don't know where I am, but Mawmy says I can come home when I beat up a Mooslim, only I can't find none here. We gots Phil-guys an Sammy-Ons, an' like Tongy-peoplow, but mostly jess' Eskimos.

I went ta' Naly-Kat-yuck yesterday on accounta I wuz awl hungry an' alls they gave me was a box of bicycle tires with lard on 'em.

Daddy says it's what I get for tawkin' to a Morming.

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I din't know he was a bad Morming. I just wanted ta' play two-square.
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i visited to condemned town of Helsinki - capital of Holocaustmongers. I wanted to spread the WORD. This was a real self-finding experience and test to my faith !

I would suggest this kind of adventure and hard work only to the strongest true believers.

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I would suggest this kind of adventure and hard work only to the strongest true believers.

P.S. stay out from Koskenkorva ! It is hells birch juice !
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By the way, did you know that after the massacre of The Eskimos, Finland started to make ice cream out of them. I feel really bad for the poor Eskimos because of their fate as an ice cream
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That's not Ekskimo Ice Cream. It gots no sam-on berries.

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Why is nobody addressing the question of whether these Eskimos you're all so bothered about had even been baptised into Christ?

Surely that's the most important thing here.
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There are no freaking Eskimos in Finland, there has never been Eskimos, you just trolling. And why is everyone on this site hating on Finland anyway?
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Maybe them finished guys killeded the Ekskimos when they were gettin' off the plane?
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