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Old 09-07-2011, 12:33 PM
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So youre just referring to your own text? How does that make it a fact?

How many times i have to prove you that im right? I referred to a fact, you referred to your own statement, which is false according to any other statement found in the internet/books/anywhere.

I could say the same about you guys :

christians of america, deep inside you know that you’re going to Hell; that’s why you’re getting acclimatized in your Godless saunas.

I can say the same and refer in the next comment to my opinion, but it doesnt make it a fact, but obviously youre braindead and cant see trough your idiotism.
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Finns might have actually misunderstood the Holy Bible and ate Eskimos:

Deuteronomy 14:10 And whatsoever hath not fins and scales ye may not eat; it is unclean unto you

... but that's not a valid excuse for the Eskimocaust.
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I am glad to see this discussion staying on an intellectually steady course. The Finnish, like all of humanity, evolved and migrated from the African continent. Their ancient ancestors had high levels of melatonin in their skin as did all all Caucasian races but their skin paled to infuse more Vitamin D from the sun. Eskimos are but another branch of this evolution. We all share the same mitochondrial mother therefore are all related as I am sure you all realize in your hearts.
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I am glad to see this discussion staying on an intellectually steady course. The Finnish, like all of humanity, evolved and migrated from the African continent. Their ancient ancestors had high levels of melatonin in their skin as did all all Caucasian races but their skin paled to infuse more Vitamin D from the sun. Eskimos are but another branch of this evolution. We all share the same mitochondrial mother therefore are all related as I am sure you all realize in your hearts.
blah blah blah.

If any of that melatonin evilution crap was true then eskimos would be the whitest people on earth. A google image search for eskimo quickly debunks your lies, showing only niggers in furs.



I think it's pathetic you science believers use your theory of evolution to support the genocide of eskimos in Finland.
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Personally I am absolutely and absolvently aghast that a singular miseducated, misappropriated and misagonistic mistaken remark, duly perpetrated by "Porn Again Bob" would cause once more such a fervor resulting from what is clearly a misinterpretation by the Dog's Chosen Ones to assume that Dog's Dear Eskimos deserved nothing better than salvation from their own wretched nonexistence in that terrible Hollow-Cause in the frozen wastelands inhabited by semi-random cartoonish-daemons, loose lamentatious women, the "wind in my hair", lost souls and lost linux penguins, and a multitude of a few Finns.

It has been carefully documented by the non-biased and Holy governors of the Northern lands that "Eskimocaust" in fact never really happened. Nope. Not even twice.

And to prove my many pointed and non-dull points, I shall therefore misquote "Damn U. Holier" from: Neuteredsodomy 14:10 : "And whatsoever hath not Finns and scales ye may not eat; it is unclean unto you...unless you may scale upon her crotch, for there the Finn femmes are duly improved one notch".

In closing, I pray that I may reach and preach out to you all, you unworthy wretched heathens, that what I say is indeed the Dog's Honest Truth, and therefore: almost FACT!

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And to prove my many pointed and non-dull points, I shall therefore misquote "Damn U. Holier" from: Neuteredsodomy 14:10 : "And whatsoever hath not Finns and scales ye may not eat; it is unclean unto you...unless you may scale upon her crotch, for there the Finn femmes are duly improved one notch".
You didn’t misquote any mortal being - that might be a paraphrase - but the Holy Bible which Christian Fundamentalists hold as inerrant - accurate and totally free of error.

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Proverbs 30:6 Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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blah blah blah.

If any of that melatonin evilution crap was true then eskimos would be the whitest people on earth. A google image search for eskimo quickly debunks your lies, showing only niggers in furs.
I think this was an insult for both nations mentioned. As Estonian (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estonia) I wouldn't like to be referred to the French person in the furs or gypsies.

So, when this extermination of Eskimos happened? Because there is some facts (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finland):
1. Swedish kings established their rule in the Northern Crusades from the 12th century until 1249.[21] The area of present-day Finland became a fully consolidated part of the Swedish kingdom. Swedish-speaking settlers arrived in some coastal regions during the medieval time.
2. On March 29, 1809, having been taken over by the armies of Alexander I of Russia in the Finnish War, Finland became an autonomous Grand Duchy in the Russian Empire until the end of 1917.
3. And then Finns were too busy to stay alive by them selves: The Finnish Declaration of Independence from Russia in 1917 was followed by a civil war in which the leftist side was defeated with German support. Finland fought World War II as essentially three separate conflicts: the Winter War (1939–1940), the Continuation War (1941–1944), and the Lapland War (1944–1945).

Are you sure you are blaming the right nation, if there is something to be blamed for?

And if it did happen - Finnish people were amazingly efficient with such small population ((destroying almost a million of kareli-sami-eskimos whatever) even with 3 million, if it happened before 50s, it is a good rate, because the half of population is women and the rest half is too old or young which leaves approx 700 000 - 800 000 cold blooded killers). Imagine if you could achieve with such small man power as much of conversions to your religion assuming in a really short time.

Historical population of Finland (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History...ion_of_Finland)

1750: 428,000[21]
1770: 561,000
1790: 706,000
1810: 863,000
1830: 1,372,000
1850: 1,637,000
1870: 1,769,000
1890: 2,380,000
1910: 2,943,000
1930: 3,463,000
1950: 4,030,000
1970: 4,598,000
1990: 4,977,000[22]
2010: 5,375,000

This is my argument - waiting for response.
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So, when this extermination of Eskimos happened? Because there is some facts (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finland):
True Christians™ cannot take Wikipedophilia as a reliable source, since is full of LIEberal bias, misguiding data and semi-truths. You know what is missing here?

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Historical population of Finland (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History...ion_of_Finland)

1750: 428,000[21]
1770: 561,000
1790: 706,000
1810: 863,000
1830: 1,372,000
1850: 1,637,000
1870: 1,769,000
1890: 2,380,000
1910: 2,943,000
1930: 3,463,000
1950: 4,030,000
1970: 4,598,000
1990: 4,977,000[22]
2010: 5,375,000
Data on simultaneously declining numbers of Eskimos, that's what.

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True Christians™ cannot take Wikipedophilia as a reliable source, since is full of LIEberal bias, misguiding data and semi-truths.
You know what is missing here?


Data on declining numbers of Eskimos, that's what.

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1. For the first reply: How many sources for the same facts which are not from Wikipedophilia you want me to provide? Please precise - a little bit of challenge in my life.

2. For the second reply: I wasn't stating the numbers of Eskimos. I was stating the number of Finns which through years were quite low, which makes an annihilation of one native folk quite amazing achievement.
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1. For the first reply: How many sources for the same facts which are not from Wikipedophilia you want me to provide? Please precise - a little bit of challenge in my life.
Mr. Cacala, I need only one source - the most reliable, in fact an inerrant one; you should already know which one I mean as a True Christian™.

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Mr. Cacala, I need only one source - the most reliable, in fact an inerrant one; you should already know which one I mean as a True Christian™.

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Could you please specify more, perhaps a reference on this site to this Cacala? There is too many names in the world to memorize.
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Could you please specify more, perhaps a reference on this site to this Cacala? There is too many names in the world to memorize.
What? How dare you call the Holy Bible with this awkward finish name! You hurt my feelings!

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2. For the second reply: I wasn't stating the numbers of Eskimos. I was stating the number of Finns which through years were quite low, which makes an annihilation of one native folk quite amazing achievement.
You might find the bloodlust of those troll-demons to be "an amazing achievement"; to us civilised folk, it's just sickening.
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What? How dare you call the Holy Bible with this awkward finish name! You hurt my feelings!
Hurting your human feelings is irrelevant compared to the fact that he hurt the Baby Jesus' feelings with that spiteful curse...
Verily, verily, it was my transgression as well, brother. I shouldn’t have taken it so personally, but… this atrocious assault against the Holy Bible was totally uncalled for. I didn’t see it coming, hence it shook me out of balance. I’m already praying for forgiveness.

You know, the Holy Bible is my best friend, adviser, comforter and guardian. For instance, whenever I woke up during the night being haunted by lewd thoughts (it still happens) and feel an urge to… desecrate my body I rather take a hold of my best friend; that always helps.

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I happened to stumble on this thread while reading and searching Christian related forums, and this topic caught my attention, since I am native Finn. I understand that this topic is quite old now and probably buried, but if you don't mind I'd like to correct some small misinformation I noticed.

First of all, I have some access to some national secrets since good friend of mine works in SUPO (Finnish national Police of sorts. The unit keeps our politicians safe and stuff like that.) You must understand that I can't provide too many sources, but I managed to snatch some info about this Eskimo holocaust.

Indeed Finland played a big part in this, but it was partly eskimo's fault too. During the time when pre-Finnish settlers arrived to land (though they served under Sweden that time, even if most Finns wont talk much about those dark, dark times.. ) the settlers encountered the Eskimos. Small in numbers, the settlers decided that it was wise to keep some distance from Eskimos. Time passed and Finn quickly mapped the whole land in silence, without much resistance fro Eskimos. Until one day Eskimos suddenly, and without any warning attacked some villages. Later the reason was uncovered. Eskimos, mainly the tribe known as "Rauma" were furious to Finns since they had built village above they're sacred KarhuIII grave hill. Finn, inn fear that eskimos attacked again and unsure about they're reasons (they spoke different languages afterall) launched a full scale attack and killed almost all Eskimos. (exept for those that are still working on our mines) Later when Christianity purified Finland, the Finn were so ashamed that they hid the evidence about all that, and most even forgot it ever happened. Now those files rest in same box as Finland's secret space files and "Näsineula project"

I honestly hope that I was able to clarify some questions, and I hope you trust my goodwill in letting you know some truths about this. Also I apologize for my somewhat jumpy story.
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Hello Aluc!

That was an exciting story; thank you for sharing it.

Now, how about starting a thread of your own in the Introduction Forum...tell us where you go to church, what your favorite Bible verse is, and how you came to know Jesus Christ. We want to get to know you!



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