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Old 06-27-2011, 01:56 PM
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why do you think mary appeared in PORTUGAL and not in america the land of shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 06-27-2011, 02:14 PM
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why do you think mary appeared in PORTUGAL and not in america the land of shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fátima? Yes, a Loch Ness Monster type hoax that coincidentally boosted tourism income by 3000%.

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well, I never met no Portoguese folks, praise God. But Cousin Jeb, who happens to be the trailer park's preeminent cartographer, always referred to Portugal as Spain's Geographic Dingleberry.
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Oh Portugal....

You take a country like Spain, one who through hundreds of years spent their time crossing oceans, killing entire continents of uncivilized brown folks, starting or at the least finishing countless wars, sinking ships, pillaging, privateering, pirating, etc... etc... etc... Basic world domination!

And yet...
Not even THEY want Portugal.... and it's RIGHT THERE! Just sitting on the tip of Spain like a herpes' blister, and it's acquisition was perused about as enthusiastically...

What kind of foul creatures to the Portuguese have to be to be ignored like that? They're safe from the coming end of days I assure you. Neither our Lord, nor the Dark One would waste their time on that blemish upon the Earth, or those who call it home.

Portugal is to the world, what a broken sewing machine is to a lion.
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Portugal, a country so worthless no one ever bothers to try to take it over.From what I understand, it is just a big open pit garbage dump for france and spain. Think of the smell that must be there! Probably as bad as the backside of Satan! I wonder how the portugalese can stand it?
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why do you think mary appeared in PORTUGAL and not in america the land of shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Actually, your "Mary" demon has appeared in America. Your superstition includes something called "Our Lady of America" (look it up). You don't even know your own mythology.
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Old 06-30-2011, 02:58 AM
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Oh dear.

As much as the Portuguese have the culinary skills of your average Mongolian Yak herder, it is sad to read anything about food critisism from the likes of the average three-hundred pound, circumferentially challenged Baptwit who has likely never been far enough out of their home town to even grasp the difference between a honey-glazed donut and their daughter's face after the local barn dance.

Considering that they view bacon fat as food group and are generally allergic to both logic and vegetables (they don't eat them out of some kind of professional courtesy), it is hilarious to those of us in Rome who have long appreciated the health and social benefits of fine dining to see such a display of artery clogging nonsense and language butchery.

Yes, the Portuguese are primarily Catholic (like the US Supreme Court) but this has little to do with the arrested development of their cooking skills. Their problem is an ongoing envy of all things Spanish when it comes to food or decent painters but these earthly shortcomings will not keep them from Heaven whereas your typical LandRover Babtwit is doomed to eternal Hellfire for their ecclesiastical misinterpretations and overall lack of commitment to the true word of the Lord as brought to one and all by the very Church of Jesus... and you know who I am talking about here!

I suggest the outraged folks of Portugal take some solace in reminding themselves that a place beside Jesus is their final reward while Baptwits will be staring up from Hell asking if they can get out for a weekend to catch the latest deal at Denny's... their idea of a Michelin bistro.




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Oh dear.

As much as the Portuguese have the culinary skills of your average Mongolian Yak herder, it is sad to read anything about food critisism from the likes of the average three-hundred pound, circumferentially challenged Baptwit who has likely never been far enough out of their home town to even grasp the difference between a honey-glazed donut and their daughter's face after the local barn dance.

Considering that they view bacon fat as food group and are generally allergic to both logic and vegetables (they don't eat them out of some kind of professional courtesy), it is hilarious to those of us in Rome who have long appreciated the health and social benefits of fine dining to see such a display of artery clogging nonsense and language butchery.

Yes, the Portuguese are primarily Catholic (like the US Supreme Court) but this has little to do with the arrested development of their cooking skills. Their problem is an ongoing envy of all things Spanish when it comes to food or decent painters but these earthly shortcomings will not keep them from Heaven whereas your typical LandRover Babtwit is doomed to eternal Hellfire for their ecclesiastical misinterpretations and overall lack of commitment to the true word of the Lord as brought to one and all by the very Church of Jesus... and you know who I am talking about here!

I suggest the outraged folks of Portugal take some solace in reminding themselves that a place beside Jesus is their final reward while Baptwits will be staring up from Hell asking if they can get out for a weekend to catch the latest deal at Denny's... their idea of a Michelin bistro.




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Portugués food - great if you love the codfish (bacalao), whit cod and a side dish of cod, aftre have codfish soup and finish whit cod flavor icecream.

And they not got the letter 'ñ' what we got.

I feel sorry for them - nice peoples but they only believe in cod.

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YOU THINK DECENT FOOD IS IN MCDONALDS?!?
At least McD does not serve food made of stuff found under the stones.

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AND DO YOU KNOW WHY? tHE COIN IS WEAK FOR YOU 2000 DOLLARS MIGHT BE ALOT BUT I WIPE MY ASS WITHE 2000 DOLARES
I originally used dollars because this forum is mainly American. I currently live in a country that uses euros. And the only reason why portuguese money has any value is that other Eurostanistan countries are backing you up. You have been so lazy that you country is in bankrupt. That is also why 2000 dollars for 3rd world country hotel apartment sounds really expensive.

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THaT THERE IS AN american language(IT IS ACTUALLY CALLED ENGLISH)!!!!!
So little you know. English has split to Olde English and to American modern language long time ago.

First American dictionaries were published in 19th century and currently there is even Webster's New World Dictionary of the American Language published.

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Oh god (yeah, no caps) this is funniest thing i've ever seen x)

Dear friends, as an atheist, I can only hope HELL exists and your punishment in it is being served by Satan (our true lord and saviour, as you should well know) in the form of painful, hilarious sodomy. See you there

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While I agree with the title’s statement I need to add: it is generally valid for all u-ropeans. I believe that True Christians should not discriminate amongst different tribes of that unholy continent.
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Well this is a big laugh.. You all love to talk bull..t, you are like moodys. First of all, Oh mighty MisterM, whom has servants every he goes, and pays less then 200$ (200$ ain't worth 200€) for an apartment, where did you go to? There are bad places every where. About the Drugs for example, i was approached some times, during my stay In NY (US) of people trying to tell me druggs and also I was robbed. So for that should i say americans are all a bunch of drugged criminals? As for your idea I would seem so, you seem like a very fair person (LOL) judging a country by one example.. About TV, you've must been into a really crappy hotel or maybe you can't handle the remote, i the go for the second one, cause, even in hostels ive been it had more than 15 channels.
Now about the food, when a person goes into foregein countries they usually like to try their traditional food, you should try "Cozido a Portuguesa", amongst many others. If you take MacDonald's as good food, well, then I feel sorry for you. You americans think you are great, when you only have 200years of existence. Btw Portuguese language comes from Latin, not from spanish, they are two diferent languages. Now yours (americans) comes from british, which comes from roman, 3rd language country. I feel sorry for all you. And by the way, your Federation (USA) economics is in crysis USA debt has exceed its limits. Post Scriptum: Your coffee aint worth nothing!
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You actually WANT there to be a Hell for the saved to burn in?

That's so twisted about on itself I can't begin to make sense of it. You want an alternative Hell to exist in spite of the Hell God has already made for sinners? I thought I knew how warped and hate-filled atheists were but now I see I wasn't even close.

There's nothing funny about the Devil's sodomy, as you are sure to find out, but to wish it on the saved as well as sinners seems perverse in the extreme.
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Lol. Correct me please, amend my mistake
Why would anyone ADD to your mistakes? That's retarded.

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... If you take MacDonald's as good food, well, then I feel sorry for you...
Only evil mooslins, fancy schmancy faggots and sissy transsexuals don’t like McDonald's – what in turn means they hate the US of A. That alone seals the case: not True Christians!
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d pays less then 200$ (200$ ain't worth 200€) for an apartment, where did you go to?
Well, last time in India, I think I paid half of that and we had personal servant assigned by the hotel. Service was excellent, every time we went out someone made the beds, cleaned the tables etc. and there was cold beer in the table or in the fridge (if we said we would be away little longer).

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I have never been approached by drug dealers like that. I do not look like drug user. If you look like satan worshiping gaysexual drug user, it is your own fault. You should always act and look honorable. And have short hair.

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1 Peter 3:3-4 -Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel; 4 But let it be the hidden man of the heart, in that which is not corruptible, even the ornament of a meek and quiet spirit, which is in the sight of God of great price.

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the remote, i the go for the second one, cause, even in hostels ive been it had more than 15 channels.
Well, I did say that it was crappy hotel. It was supposed to be 4 stars hotel but I would not give it more than one star.

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I feel so sad about all the things i read here, i´m shocked that a blog for TRUE Christians is full of disrespecting people like you, and I include portuguese, spanish and americans.

I m sure u went to algarve on vacation, Portugal is a lot more than this. And tourists often say we are a cosy and welcoming people, to bad you had such an awful time here, maybe you should visit some other places in portugal. You will see that people will welcome you even if they don't like you. And if you notice our "bad" spanish is because that we at least try to speak their language or any other by that matter. Unlike the spanish, they refuse speak any other language... seriously go to spain, try talking even english they don't even do the minimum effort to understand you... or go to a cinema and see a movie there... they go thru the effort of translating every movie and i don't mean with subtitles, well to think about it its hilarious when you see american, french, or any other language translated by them

Not every portugues are poor, but it´s normal that we dont have much money to travel, the minimum wage here is 480Euros!! and we have the highest taxes in europe!

To finish, I just think that this mutual hate is not very healthy, I´d like to visit america, and many other countries, but when I go I will be OPEN MINDED, about people, food and everything else!
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hello everyone,

I feel so sad about all the things i read here, i´m shocked that a blog for TRUE Christians is full of disrespecting people like you, and I include portuguese, spanish and americans.
We are simply following the Word of Our Lord Jesus Christ and it just so happens that Jesus is a very "disrespectful" individual.
Proverbs 6:16 These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
Proverbs 6:17 A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
Proverbs 6:18 An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
Proverbs 6:19 A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

Galatians 5:19 Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness,
Galatians 5:20 Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies,
Galatians 5:21 Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.

Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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This just proves that God hates you and the rest of your nation.
Psalm 11:5 The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth.

Psalm 9:17 The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.
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I'm not sure the American government would want some more lazy wetbacks hanging around than there already are.
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