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Yes, I did to to the Hitler defence. But Stalin, yes, he was atheist, though he did not kill due to his atheism. He may indeed be a black mark on Atheism but compared to hitler, he said that it was what god wanted. That's an even darker mark on Christianity.

"My feelings as a Christian points me to my Lord and Savior as a fighter. It points me to the man who once in loneliness, surrounded only by a few followers, recognized these Jews for what they were and summoned men to fight against them and who, God's truth! was greatest not as a sufferer but as a fighter. In boundless love as a Christian and as a man I read through the passage which tells us how the Lord at last rose in His might and seized the scourge to drive out of the Temple the brood of vipers and adders. How terrific was His fight for the world against the Jewish poison. To-day, after two thousand years, with deepest emotion I recognize more profoundly than ever before in the fact that it was for this that He had to shed His blood upon the Cross. As a Christian I have no duty to allow myself to be cheated, but I have the duty to be a fighter for truth and justice.... And if there is anything which could demonstrate that we are acting rightly it is the distress that daily grows. For as a Christian I have also a duty to my own people.... When I go out in the morning and see these men standing in their queues and look into their pinched faces, then I believe I would be no Christian, but a very devil if I felt no pity for them, if I did not, as did our Lord two thousand years ago, turn against those by whom to-day this poor people is plundered and exploited.
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There is no point denying it, I've noticed a pattern here, I ask a question and the supposedly 'TrueChristiantm' just goes on about another topic or just makes blatantly stupid remarks that aren't true
It's just such a shame you don't have faith in Jesus. If you did, you would see the way He wants you to be, to think, to dress, to act and how to spend your money.

And furthermore, if you are having a hard time wrapping your brain around the idea of seas parting, two of every animal on a boat, flaming shrubs, donkeys and snakes that talk, city walls falling from trumpet blasts, eating dung bread, virgin births, the dead rising from the grave and walking, Jesus riding a horse with a sword that protrudes from His mouth and etc., I don't believe you and I have much to talk about.
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Godwin's law.. blah, blah, blah, blah.... Snipped
I hear Hitler liked sugar too. I hope you don't like sugar.. Just saying.
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It's just such a shame you don't have faith in Jesus. If you did, you would see the way He wants you to be, to think, to dress, to act and how to spend your money.

And furthermore, if you are having a hard time wrapping your brain around the idea of seas parting, two of every animal on a boat, flaming shrubs, donkeys and snakes that talk, city walls falling from trumpet blasts, eating dung bread, virgin births, the dead rising from the grave and walking, Jesus riding a horse with a sword that protrudes from His mouth and etc., I don't believe you and I have much to talk about.
I don't think that I would like to become a mindless drone just blindly believing everything people tell me. I research things myself, cross-reference and most of all THINK. I would not like to be told how to think, to dress, how to act or how to spend my money. Don't get me started on Noah's ark.
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That gun is of better use than what it's currently being used for.
What a nice signature you have. I turn the other cheek to you. I welcome your persecution with open arms.

The Bible tells us that we are blessed by it.

Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.

But I wouldn't want to be you come judgment day when Jesus throws you into hell.

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40 As therefore the tares are gathered and burned in the fire; so shall it be in the end of this world.
41 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity;
42 And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

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Just about all of us like sugar. But it's a point much more important than sugar.

There is an extreme difference between Hitler liking sugar and Hitler being a Christian who thought god wanted him to have the Jews killed.
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Could someone please tell me how sea life survived when the earth was supposedly flooded?
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Yes, I did to to the Hitler defence. But Stalin, yes, he was atheist, though he did not kill due to his atheism. He may indeed be a black mark on Atheism but compared to hitler, he said that it was what god wanted. That's an even darker mark on Christianity.
You fall nicely my trap there, saying exactly the thing I wanted you to say.
Yet you are wrong again. Hitler was not a Christian. Hitler was a Mary worshiping papist. Catlicks are not Christians, they are heathens.

Still, as God is all about love, if Hitler did repent and turned into Christianity before he died he is in heaven now. Only sin that cannot be forgiven is blasphemy against the Holy Ghost. As far as I know, Hitler did no such thing.

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Creatures that live in water survives actually pretty well in water.
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You fall nicely my trap there, saying exactly the thing I wanted you to say.
Yet you are wrong again. Hitler was not a Christian. Hitler was a Mary worshiping papist. Catlicks are not Christians, they are heathens.

Still, as God is all about love, if Hitler did repent and turned into Christianity before he died he is in heaven now. Only sin that cannot be forgiven is blasphemy against the Holy Ghost. As far as I know, Hitler did no such thing.
I'm pretty sure they are Christians, but I see your point. Yes he was Catholic and you're not that version of Christian.
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Coming from Northern Ireland, we know enough about Catholics, they are Christian, as are Methodists, Presbyterians, Anglicans and you lot. Baptists.
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It is obvoius that you haven't. Browsing through few lines does not equal as really reading it, now does it. Go ahead, deny it all you want. Stuff you posted have given away long time the fact that you have not read it. For example, just check the last post of your boyfriend dawkins. He and you would know the answer if you had read it.
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I'm pretty sure they are Christians, but I see your point. Yes he was Catholic and you're not that version of Christian.
You would be wrong. We have an entire forum to exposing the Mary worshiping cult.

Catholics Aren't Christians
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I'm pretty sure they are Christians...
No. They may call themselves that, but if I live in a garage and make "vroom" noises that still doesn't make me a motorcycle.

Christian is as Christian does, and they don't do Christian (i.e. follow the Bible 100%).
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You fall nicely my trap there, saying exactly the thing I wanted you to say.
Yet you are wrong again. Hitler was not a Christian. Hitler was a Mary worshiping papist. Catlicks are not Christians, they are heathens.

Still, as God is all about love, if Hitler did repent and turned into Christianity before he died he is in heaven now. Only sin that cannot be forgiven is blasphemy against the Holy Ghost. As far as I know, Hitler did no such thing.



Creatures that live in water survives actually pretty well in water.
About that. You see when the earth was supposedly flooded that severely increased the water pressure and also when fresh water is mixed with salt water most of the sea life dies. So when the two are mixed together don't expect to see any life in the ocean.
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About that. You see when the earth was supposedly flooded that severely increased the water pressure and also when fresh water is mixed with salt water most of the sea life dies. So when the two are mixed together don't expect to see any life in the ocean.
Clearly many of them died. How else do you explain all the marine fossils on land as high as on Mount Everest?
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Christian is as Christian does, and they don't do Christian (i.e. follow the Bible 100%).
There's only a small amount of people who are Christian on this planet, then. There are a large number of 'Christians' who don't believe in the Bible 100%. Mostly because they have some rationality in their brain.
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Especially you Alphonese, you might be one of the most ignorant people I've met, you don't even know your argument against us...
Cry all you want, it's still obvious that you have not read the bible.

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About that. You see when the earth was supposedly flooded that severely increased the water pressure and also when fresh water is mixed with salt water most of the sea life dies. So when the two are mixed together don't expect to see any life in the ocean.
God created the whole geocentric universe with everything in and out of firmament. Do you really think that something as simple as keeping few critters alive is hard for Him when He can wipe out entire species. Like dinosaurs.
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Clearly many of them died. How else do you explain all the marine fossils on land as high as on Mount Everest?
*facepalm*
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There's only a small amount of people who are Christian on this planet, then. There are a large number of 'Christians' who don't believe in the Bible 100%. Mostly because they have some rationality in their brain.
Don't be silly. There are over 2 billion Christians on this planet. More than the size of all of China who believe that Jesus is Lord.
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