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Old 06-13-2011, 03:26 AM
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Praise God!

Less than a month after his doomsday prediction, that blasphemous pig and false prophet (Matthew 7:15, etc.) Harold Camping has been punished for his wickedness with a stroke!


"Mr. Camping shortly after his smack down by GOD; how he knows why we fear THE LORD!"
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Just imagine what he will look like when he realizes he arrived in Hell!
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Does this mean that now Doomsday is cancelled entirely?
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So that's what it looks like to be struck dumb. He should not have been running around pretending he was a preacher.


Ezekiel 3:26 And I will make thy tongue cleave to the roof of thy mouth, that thou shalt be dumb, and shalt not be to them a reprover: for they are a rebellious house.
Exo_4:11 And the LORD said unto him, Who hath made man's mouth? or who maketh the dumb, or deaf, or the seeing, or the blind? have not I the LORD?
Luk_1:20 And, behold, thou shalt be dumb, and not able to speak, until the day that these things shall be performed, because thou believest not my words, which shall be fulfilled in their season.
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I posted this in another thread but it warrants reposting here:

He got what's coming to him. He goes about giving a date of exactly when the Rapture™ was going to happen, ignoring Matthew 24:36, and expects God to allow him to continue?

I believe that God waited until now to give him a stroke so that he could promote his false Christian mumbo-jumbo, everyone could see what a FOOL he is when the day passed, then silenced him so he could decieve no longer.

Let this be a warning. GOD WILL SMITE YOU FOR IGNORNING HIS WORD.

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The Bible says that not even Jesus knows when the rapture will be (Mark 13:32). This guy thought he was smarter than Jesus. I bet he knows better now.

John Lenin once claimed that the Beetles were bigger than Jesus, and we all know what happened to him. God is not mocked (Gal 6:7).

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The Bible says that not even Jesus knows when the rapture will be (Mark 13:32). This guy thought he was smarter than Jesus. I bet he knows better now.

John Lenin once claimed that the Beetles were bigger than Jesus, and we all know what happened to him. God is not mocked (Gal 6:7).

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God acted upon the cretin Lennon through a bullet in Chapman's gun. It's not all that farfetched that He would give strokes to false prophets.
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How surprising, a man of 89 years died of a stroke, this must be a act of god; it's the only explaination, because who dies of a stroke these days?
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How surprising, a man of 89 years died of a stroke, this must be a act of god; it's the only explaination, because who dies of a stroke these days?
Every death is an act of God!

Romans 14:8 "For whether we live, we live unto the Lord; and whether we die, we die unto the Lord: whether we live therefore, or die, we are the Lord's."
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How surprising, a man of 89 years died of a stroke, this must be a act of god; it's the only explaination, because who dies of a stroke these days?
He didn't die. Did you read the article, or are you simply jumping in wherever you can to mock God?

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He got that wrong too...

He got that right! (He's the one on the far right, which is ironic given that he was the head hippie).
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