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Old 05-01-2014, 02:51 AM
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Default Russian Whore Fornicates With TWO Ghosts!

That's right: Not one, but TWO ghosts were this whore's bedmates. And she LIKED IT!

My guess is they were demons, not ghosts.

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Natasha Blasick, Actress, Claims 'Ghost Sex' Is 'Really Pleasurable'



A Ukranian-born actress is scaring up lots of publicity after making this outrageous claim: She's had sex with a ghost -- twice.

Natasha Blasick made the spirited confession Tuesday morning on British TV show This Morning and said she found the experiences "really, really pleasurable."

The first experience happened when she was alone in her room.

“I was laying in bed and then I felt something enter the room and I couldn’t see anybody," she said, according to the Mirror. “I could feel that somebody was touching me and the hands were pushing me against my will and I could feel the weight of the body on top of me.

"I couldn’t see anybody but I could feel the pressure, the energy, the warmth pushing in different directions.”

She added: "I enjoyed it."

The ghost then left, but Blasick said it returned a month later for more, the New York Daily News reports.

Although Blasick is married, she said her ghost sex antics have given her something more than traditional nookie ever could.

“It was fun. I think ever since I was a child I always wanted to know if there is anything more to this world, I was always asking the questions, and I think this made me feel kind of reassured that there is something more than what we can see with the naked eye," she said, according to DigitalSpy.com. "It gave me comfort and support and love, and it did answer questions for me that there is something else out there.”

Blasick isn't the first performer to extol the virtues of ghost sex.

In September, Kesha revealed to Ryan Seacrest that a randy romp with a male ghost helped give birth to her new song, "Supernatural."

"It's about experiences with the supernatural... but in a sexy way," she told Seacrest. "I had a couple of experiences with the supernatural. I don't know his name! He was a ghost! I'm very open to it."

Claims like Blasick's arouse skepticism from paranormal experts.

Alexandra Holzer, a ghost researcher and HuffPost blogger, says people who experience ghost sex don't feel "warmth" of the kind that Blasick alleges.

"The people who report having sex with a ghost report feeling pressure on them and even penetration, but ghosts don't have warmth," Holzer told HuffPost. "When they're in the room, it's a very cold environment."
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Who would believe such rubbish? (Unless it was the Holy Ghost who impregnated Mary) Did this Russian whore conceive a Son of God? No. Of course not. She's lying to her husband - she had sex with the mailman, and is covering up by saying it's with a ghost.
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I'm not sure whether Russian and Ukrainian Orthodoxes are Christian or some sort of catholic. Papists use many subterfuges to get around their "vows" of celibacy, indeed there are even special places provided for their children. Fabric is available which absorbs specific wavelengths of light, used in puppet theatre for example, and it surprises me that so incorporeal an entity as a "ghost" would engender pressure on one's abdomen. Let alone warmth "flooding out in all directions" which I'd have thought was both rather a narrow description and one excluding apparitions. Although in this case it seems like we (or the wretch's husband) are expected to believe that it was a warm, jiggy-jiggy, invisible, tactile apparition unique in the annals of deceased persons but prolific in the priestly tradition especially where celibacy is involved (but also, obviously, where temple prostitutes operate).

Do Ukrainians have temple prostitutes?
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Who would believe such rubbish? (Unless it was the Holy Ghost who impregnated Mary) Did this Russian whore conceive a Son of God? No. Of course not. She's lying to her husband - she had sex with the mailman, and is covering up by saying it's with a ghost.


Someone told me of an episode of that dastardly tv series, the Jerry Springer Show, about a man who claimed to have married his horse. Bad enough, but this is even worse! This devilish hussy should be taken to the pillory straight away.
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The cheek of this pagan slut makes me puke
When Brother Putin finds out, expect strong rebuke
'Cause he leads righteously, unlike most
He won't suffer fools lightly, and he ain't afraid of no ghost
He's a real man's man who only knows winning
While Obama sits lazily awaiting his wages from sinning

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Is this what people mean by astral projection?
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